Service Offered: Academic Essay Writing at .05 USD per word

[nestpas]

You heard right. Are you in an undergraduate liberal arts class that requires you to write an essay that you just don't feel like doing? Well, I am here to offer you the opportunity to slack without any consequences. My rate is $0.05 per word, with a minimum of $30 per paper, and I only do payments within escrow (with BTCrow.com). There is a variable rate increase if the deadline is particularly short notice, but that is pretty flexible. I will be able to most effectively write papers on literature (particularly poetry analysis) and general persuasive essays commonly found in intro English classes, but will cover any subject if given enough time to research it. It is advisable that you include a sample of some of your previous essays so I can effectively mimic your style while still netting you a high grade. (Side note: I guarantee at least a B on your paper or you get a 75% refund. To make this easier for me, it would help if you gave me any essays you had previously written for that class along with what grades they received, so I can more easily judge how your professor grades essays.) I have the most experience with MLA format; Chicago style and APA are, for the most part, foreign to me, but I do have the handbooks for them, so I could manage.

Here are a few samples of my recent essays that scored a 94 and 99, respectively. (And the 99 was because that particular professor refuses to give 100s.)
http://pastebin.com/3EzvEWBu - Essay analyzing the rhetorical effectiveness of Susanna Kaysen's argument in her essay "My Diagnosis."
http://pastebin.com/CkMC3ftL - Shorter essay analyzing a series of creation stories in the context of the theologian Rosemary Radford Ruether's theory on how creation stories act as a 'blueprint for society.'

Respond here, PM me, or email me at essays.for.bitcoins@gmail.com, and we can discuss the finer details.

PS: I'll also do commissioned creative writing, either poetry or prose, if anyone would like that. I'm a published poet as well. Won't say where for anonymity's sake, but I can offer up some of my portfolio privately. All creative writing, however, will be in my name.

[Pythonideus]

Why would anyone pay you ~$10 per word? Try 0.005 and you might get some people interested.

[nestpas]

Why would anyone pay you ~$10 per word? Try 0.005 and you might get some people interested.

"Academic Essay Writing at .05 USD per word"

"My rate is five cents a word, with a minimum of 30 USD per paper."

I thought that was clear enough, but I'll edit it to clarify that my rate is in USD and not BTC.

[nestpas]

I wrote 19 academic articles for my friend (female offcourse) FOR FREE !

And I am a professional that writes for $5 ever 1500 word.

Mind providing a sample of some of your work? I find it a little hard to believe your "professional" time is worth a third of a cent per word.

[🏰 TradeFortress 🏰]

I wrote 19 academic articles for my friend (female offcourse) FOR FREE !

And I am a professional that writes for $5 ever 1500 word.

Mind providing a sample of some of your work? I find it a little hard to believe your "professional" time is worth a third of a cent per word.

It is also generally not very nice to spam other people's posts with your advertising.

[John Self]

I'd like to just say that OP is an excellent writer judging by his samples.

[nestpas]

I'd like to just say that OP is an excellent writer judging by his samples.

Oh stop, you're making me blush.

[ReCat]

Provide examples, then we will bow down to you.

(I believe you, but examples just make it better)

[nestpas]

Provide examples, then we will bow down to you.

(I believe you, but examples just make it better)

Well, for obvious reasons, I can't provide examples of work I've done for others. And no one from this forum (to my knowledge, I'm talking to a few people now who didn't mention where they saw this) has taken me up on the offer yet, so I can't have anyone speak for their experience. There are two essays I wrote for myself in my original post, however: http://pastebin.com/3EzvEWBu and http://pastebin.com/CkMC3ftL. Just in case you missed them.

[Pythonideus]

Why would anyone pay you ~$10 per word? Try 0.005 and you might get some people interested.

"Academic Essay Writing at .05 USD per word"

"My rate is five cents a word, with a minimum of 30 USD per paper."

I thought that was clear enough, but I'll edit it to clarify that my rate is in USD and not BTC.

Yeah I read it as .05 Btc lol, my bad. (this was when btc were ~$200)

[nestpas]

Currently not accepting jobs due to a high workload. I'll update the thread when I am accepting work again.

[nestpas]

Bringing this back to the front. I understand that most unis are ending their spring semesters, but there's always the may and summer semesters!

Ah, and for anyone who's curious, I got a 98 on my final paper for my current English class. Highest score in the class, I may add.

[nestpas]

Finishing up another assignment now so I figured I would bump the thread and see if there are any more people looking for essay help out there.

[johnniewalker]

You heard right. Are you in an undergraduate liberal arts class that requires you to write an essay that you just don't feel like doing? Well, I am here to offer you the opportunity to slack without any consequences. My rate is $0.05 per word, with a minimum of $30 per paper, and I only do payments within escrow (with BTCrow.com). I will be able to most effectively write papers on literature (particularly poetry analysis) and general persuasive essays commonly found in intro English classes, but will cover any subject if given enough time to research it. It is advisable that you include a sample of some of your previous essays so I can effectively mimic your style while still netting you a high grade. (Side note: I guarantee at least a B on your paper or you get a 75% refund. To make this easier for me, it would help if you gave me any essays you had previously written for that class along with what grades they received, so I can more easily judge how your professor grades essays.) I have the most experience with MLA format; Chicago style and APA are, for the most part, foreign to me, but I do have the handbooks for them, so I could manage.

Here are a few samples of my recent essays that scored a 94 and 99, respectively. (And the 99 was because that particular professor refuses to give 100s.)
http://pastebin.com/3EzvEWBu - Essay analyzing the rhetorical effectiveness of Susanna Kaysen's argument in her essay "My Diagnosis."
http://pastebin.com/CkMC3ftL - Shorter essay analyzing a series of creation stories in the context of the theologian Rosemary Radford Ruether's theory on how creation stories act as a 'blueprint for society.'

Respond here, PM me, or email me at essays.for.bitcoins@gmail.com, and we can discuss the finer details.

PS: I'll also do commissioned creative writing, either poetry or prose, if anyone would like that. I'm a published poet as well. Won't say where for anonymity's sake, but I can offer up some of my portfolio privately. All creative writing, however, will be in my name.

Price is quite high! What are your credentials?

[ranlo]

You heard right. Are you in an undergraduate liberal arts class that requires you to write an essay that you just don't feel like doing? Well, I am here to offer you the opportunity to slack without any consequences. My rate is $0.05 per word, with a minimum of $30 per paper, and I only do payments within escrow (with BTCrow.com). I will be able to most effectively write papers on literature (particularly poetry analysis) and general persuasive essays commonly found in intro English classes, but will cover any subject if given enough time to research it. It is advisable that you include a sample of some of your previous essays so I can effectively mimic your style while still netting you a high grade. (Side note: I guarantee at least a B on your paper or you get a 75% refund. To make this easier for me, it would help if you gave me any essays you had previously written for that class along with what grades they received, so I can more easily judge how your professor grades essays.) I have the most experience with MLA format; Chicago style and APA are, for the most part, foreign to me, but I do have the handbooks for them, so I could manage.

Here are a few samples of my recent essays that scored a 94 and 99, respectively. (And the 99 was because that particular professor refuses to give 100s.)
http://pastebin.com/3EzvEWBu - Essay analyzing the rhetorical effectiveness of Susanna Kaysen's argument in her essay "My Diagnosis."
http://pastebin.com/CkMC3ftL - Shorter essay analyzing a series of creation stories in the context of the theologian Rosemary Radford Ruether's theory on how creation stories act as a 'blueprint for society.'

Respond here, PM me, or email me at essays.for.bitcoins@gmail.com, and we can discuss the finer details.

PS: I'll also do commissioned creative writing, either poetry or prose, if anyone would like that. I'm a published poet as well. Won't say where for anonymity's sake, but I can offer up some of my portfolio privately. All creative writing, however, will be in my name.

Price is quite high! What are your credentials?

His credentials include the use of run-on sentences and improper grammar. Book him today before it's too late!

[nestpas]

You heard right. Are you in an undergraduate liberal arts class that requires you to write an essay that you just don't feel like doing? Well, I am here to offer you the opportunity to slack without any consequences. My rate is $0.05 per word, with a minimum of $30 per paper, and I only do payments within escrow (with BTCrow.com). I will be able to most effectively write papers on literature (particularly poetry analysis) and general persuasive essays commonly found in intro English classes, but will cover any subject if given enough time to research it. It is advisable that you include a sample of some of your previous essays so I can effectively mimic your style while still netting you a high grade. (Side note: I guarantee at least a B on your paper or you get a 75% refund. To make this easier for me, it would help if you gave me any essays you had previously written for that class along with what grades they received, so I can more easily judge how your professor grades essays.) I have the most experience with MLA format; Chicago style and APA are, for the most part, foreign to me, but I do have the handbooks for them, so I could manage.

Here are a few samples of my recent essays that scored a 94 and 99, respectively. (And the 99 was because that particular professor refuses to give 100s.)
http://pastebin.com/3EzvEWBu - Essay analyzing the rhetorical effectiveness of Susanna Kaysen's argument in her essay "My Diagnosis."
http://pastebin.com/CkMC3ftL - Shorter essay analyzing a series of creation stories in the context of the theologian Rosemary Radford Ruether's theory on how creation stories act as a 'blueprint for society.'

Respond here, PM me, or email me at essays.for.bitcoins@gmail.com, and we can discuss the finer details.

PS: I'll also do commissioned creative writing, either poetry or prose, if anyone would like that. I'm a published poet as well. Won't say where for anonymity's sake, but I can offer up some of my portfolio privately. All creative writing, however, will be in my name.

Price is quite high! What are your credentials?

The price includes any research needed to be done for the essay. It comes out to be 30 dollars for a basic 2-3 page paper, which I think is a pretty fair price. I think my portfolio speaks for itself, but I am also a peer tutor at my university, as I'm an undergrad student.

You heard right. Are you in an undergraduate liberal arts class that requires you to write an essay that you just don't feel like doing? Well, I am here to offer you the opportunity to slack without any consequences. My rate is $0.05 per word, with a minimum of $30 per paper, and I only do payments within escrow (with BTCrow.com). I will be able to most effectively write papers on literature (particularly poetry analysis) and general persuasive essays commonly found in intro English classes, but will cover any subject if given enough time to research it. It is advisable that you include a sample of some of your previous essays so I can effectively mimic your style while still netting you a high grade. (Side note: I guarantee at least a B on your paper or you get a 75% refund. To make this easier for me, it would help if you gave me any essays you had previously written for that class along with what grades they received, so I can more easily judge how your professor grades essays.) I have the most experience with MLA format; Chicago style and APA are, for the most part, foreign to me, but I do have the handbooks for them, so I could manage.

Here are a few samples of my recent essays that scored a 94 and 99, respectively. (And the 99 was because that particular professor refuses to give 100s.)
http://pastebin.com/3EzvEWBu - Essay analyzing the rhetorical effectiveness of Susanna Kaysen's argument in her essay "My Diagnosis."
http://pastebin.com/CkMC3ftL - Shorter essay analyzing a series of creation stories in the context of the theologian Rosemary Radford Ruether's theory on how creation stories act as a 'blueprint for society.'

Respond here, PM me, or email me at essays.for.bitcoins@gmail.com, and we can discuss the finer details.

PS: I'll also do commissioned creative writing, either poetry or prose, if anyone would like that. I'm a published poet as well. Won't say where for anonymity's sake, but I can offer up some of my portfolio privately. All creative writing, however, will be in my name.

Price is quite high! What are your credentials?

His credentials include the use of run-on sentences and improper grammar. Book him today before it's too late!

Go ahead and point out any mistakes.

[faiza1990]

I'd like to just say that OP is an excellent writer judging by his samples

[nestpas]

I'd like to just say that OP is an excellent writer judging by his samples

Erm, thank you. Anyone else think it's odd that this person phrased it the exact same way someone did in the thread when I first posted it?

But honestly, thank you for the compliment. 

[Rawted]

Marking, will use you in the near future.

[nestpas]

Marking, will use you in the near future.

Awesome!