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[OutOfMemory]

Well... about to start prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

Kinda worried AF going into it.

If you never hear from me again, it's because I died while being roto-rooted.

At least my liver made a full recovery...

Gentlemen.

Relax. It's the best you can do. I was swallowing half an inch thick tube at my gastroscopies (2x), the (one) colonoscopy was not even half as stressful.
It might like twitch every now and then, in a diffuse way, can't describe it. If your doctor is not a completely dumb prick, all will be well.

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[philipma1957]

Well... about to start prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

Kinda worried AF going into it.

If you never hear from me again, it's because I died while being roto-rooted.

At least my liver made a full recovery...

Gentlemen.

Relax. It's the best you can do. I was swallowing half an inch thick tube at my gastroscopies (2x), the (one) colonoscopy was not even half as stressful.
It might like twitch every now and then, in a diffuse way, can't describe it. If your doctor is not a completely dumb prick, all will be well.

My anesthesia doctors name was  wait for it Igor.
I would like to say the doctor’s name doing the actual colonoscopy was Frankenstein but sadly it wasn’t

I passed 1 tiny polyp nice pink color and it was non cancerous.

I need to do one in two years.

The men in my family that get cancer usually get prostate cancer and it is usually fatal.

I get checked for it 2x a year.

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[JimboToronto]

Well... about to start prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

Kinda worried AF going into it.

If you never hear from me again, it's because I died while being roto-rooted.

At least my liver made a full recovery...

Gentlemen.

I find the prep to be worse than the actual procedure. Assuming a good anesthetist that is.

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[goldkingcoiner]

Well... about to start prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

Kinda worried AF going into it.

If you never hear from me again, it's because I died while being roto-rooted.

At least my liver made a full recovery...

Gentlemen.

You are a braver man than most. People muffling their laughter during your funeral would be a strange and embarrassing way to leave this realm, so do try to stay alive. Good luck and have fun, that is really the most important part!

[Gachapin]

monthly candle looks impressive rn... let's see where it closes

Even more impressive when you consider the traditional stock market’s performance. We’re finally seeing the divergence we’ve been hoping for. Now to see how long it lasts and if can persist through a recession. So far so good though. All signs point to a bull season right around the corner. Make sure you buy all you want in 2024 because the fomo in 2025 if this continues will be insane.

my body is ready, and so are my bags ..

[Gachapin]

Well... about to start prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

Kinda worried AF going into it.

If you never hear from me again, it's because I died while being roto-rooted.

At least my liver made a full recovery...

Gentlemen.

Relax. It's the best you can do. I was swallowing half an inch thick tube at my gastroscopies (2x), the (one) colonoscopy was not even half as stressful.
It might like twitch every now and then, in a diffuse way, can't describe it. If your doctor is not a completely dumb prick, all will be well.

Examples of rectal foreign bodies include:

Bottles
Sex toys like dildos and vibrators
Fruits and vegetables
Balls
Toothbrushes
Sports equipment
Cell phones
Wooden rods
Aerosol canisters
Christmas ornaments
Cocaine pockets
Thermometers

https://www.medicinenet.com/what_is_rectal_foreign_body_removal_procedure/article.htm


sorry for the joke, but voices in my head forced me...

[Antisthenes]

Good morning Cancer Observer!

You guys are like … I can’t even.

I wouldn't, really.
You quote him, you go with him
In the dark place <PLONK>

Join the club eddie!
#zero.fucks.given

Well... about to start prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

Enjoy!

Relax.

Sure thing darling.

It's the best you can do.

Hmm, not sure about that.

I was swallowing half an inch thick tube at my gastroscopies (2x), the (one) colonoscopy was not even half as stressful.

And you still call yourself a man?
#medical.gang.bang

It might like twitch every now and then, in a diffuse way, can't describe it.

Relax!

If your doctor is not a completely dumb prick, all will be well.

Most doctors are completely dumb pricks, almost as much as the ones listening to what they have to say.
#chemo4ever

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[somac.]

Well... about to start prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

Kinda worried AF going into it.

If you never hear from me again, it's because I died while being roto-rooted.

At least my liver made a full recovery...

Gentlemen.

I find the prep to be worse than the actual procedure. Assuming a good anesthetist that is.

I second that. I did one recently enough and it was not a problem at all. Sedative plus the twilight anesthesia thing and you won't notice a thing. 

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[OutOfMemory]

Well... about to start prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

Kinda worried AF going into it.

If you never hear from me again, it's because I died while being roto-rooted.

At least my liver made a full recovery...

Gentlemen.

I find the prep to be worse than the actual procedure. Assuming a good anesthetist that is.

I second that. I did one recently enough and it was not a problem at all. Sedative plus the twilight anesthesia thing and you won't notice a thing.  

My prep was 50 grams of Mannite dissolved in half a gallon of water to drink. Be aware that i suffer from Fructose Malabsorption, so it worked very well. But the nausea afterwards was horrible, lasting for about two hours, not to speak about the other side effects. That was all, i refused any sedative and laxatives, like every other real man  

Antisthenes macho post in 3... 2... 1...  
By the way, @Antisthenes, real men are able to do things that normal men are afraid of. So feel free to go on with your teenage homophobic issues  

EDIT: I forgot about the most modern method of colonoscopy, it's even better and non-invasive. You swallow a (quite big) "pill", which is a camera that records all of the way from your mouth to the exit. This way the small intestine and ileocecal valve is also covered. No pain, no tubes, no embarassment or shame involved, unless it doesn't capture something that shouldn't be there.

* OutOfMemory thinking about Gachapin's "Examples of rectal foreign bodies" list 

It's over... We're going back to $12k.

always had the suspicion that you were proudhon

That actually gave me the biggest laugh of the day  

[somac.]

Well... about to start prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

Kinda worried AF going into it.

If you never hear from me again, it's because I died while being roto-rooted.

At least my liver made a full recovery...

Gentlemen.

I find the prep to be worse than the actual procedure. Assuming a good anesthetist that is.

I second that. I did one recently enough and it was not a problem at all. Sedative plus the twilight anesthesia thing and you won't notice a thing.  

My prep was 50 grams of Mannite dissolved in half a gallon of water to drink. Be aware that i suffer from Fructose Malabsorption, so it worked very well. But the nausea afterwards was horrible, lasting for about two hours, not to speak about the other side effects. That was all, i refused any sedative and laxatives, like every other real man  

Antisthenes macho post in 3... 2... 1...  
By the way, @Antisthenes, real men are able to do things that normal men are afraid of. So feel free to go on with your teenage homophobic issues  

EDIT: I forgot about the most modern method of colonoscopy, it's even better and non-invasive. You swallow a (quite big) "pill", which is a camera that records all of the way from your mouth to the exit. This way the small intestine and ileocecal valve is also covered. No pain, no tubes, no embarassment or shame involved.

It's over... We're going back to $12k.

always had the suspicion that you were proudhon

That actually gave me the biggest laugh of the day 

Sounds like you should have had the sedative with the prep lol. I've heard of some people getting nausea and other issues, I avoided that luckily (I used picoprep, don't know if that helped). I did wish I had a bidet at home rather than just toilet paper. Super soft my ass.

I didn't think the pill was anywhere near as effective at detecting anything and is not reccommended for colorectal cancer screening.

[OutOfMemory]

Sounds like you should have had the sedative with the prep lol. I've heard of some people getting nausea and other issues, I avoided that luckily (I used picoprep, don't know if that helped). I did wish I had a bidet at home rather than just toilet paper. Super soft my ass.

I didn't think the pill was anywhere near as effective at detecting anything and is not reccommended for colorectal cancer screening.

I just watched a short report in a science magazine on TV, must be 3-5 years ago now. In my culture things are handled in a more "classic" (if not oldfashioned) way, so even bitter salt would have been tolerated much better by my intestines, but i guess it wouldnt have been hard to get picoprep under a different brand name over here. The good thing is, i wasn't aware about my FM before colonoscopy, but it was soon diagnosed after some extra checks inspired by the colonoscopy results.

[Gachapin]

Well... about to start prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

Kinda worried AF going into it.

If you never hear from me again, it's because I died while being roto-rooted.

At least my liver made a full recovery...

Gentlemen.

I find the prep to be worse than the actual procedure. Assuming a good anesthetist that is.

I second that. I did one recently enough and it was not a problem at all. Sedative plus the twilight anesthesia thing and you won't notice a thing.  

My prep was 50 grams of Mannite dissolved in half a gallon of water to drink. Be aware that i suffer from Fructose Malabsorption, so it worked very well. But the nausea afterwards was horrible, lasting for about two hours, not to speak about the other side effects. That was all, i refused any sedative and laxatives, like every other real man  

Antisthenes macho post in 3... 2... 1...  
By the way, @Antisthenes, real men are able to do things that normal men are afraid of. So feel free to go on with your teenage homophobic issues  

EDIT: I forgot about the most modern method of colonoscopy, it's even better and non-invasive. You swallow a (quite big) "pill", which is a camera that records all of the way from your mouth to the exit. This way the small intestine and ileocecal valve is also covered. No pain, no tubes, no embarassment or shame involved.

It's over... We're going back to $12k.

always had the suspicion that you were proudhon

That actually gave me the biggest laugh of the day  

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I did wish I had a bidet at home rather than just toilet paper. Super soft my ass.
...

Japan may be your place to be, then...

If you've ever visited Japan, you've probably noticed that these toilets are everywhere.
...
In fact, a bidet reduces the risk of bacterial prostatitis (a condition that currently affects about 8% of all men) dramatically.

https://bidetgenius.com/pages/what-you-need-to-know-about-japanese-toilets