I do love Christmas
But hate to pull out the tree
Leaving it this year 
Yeah
Christmas party, Christmas knees up
Man pulled up, didn't see one knee up (dead)
Everyone's stush, don't wanna free up
It's fucking October, why is your tree up? (What?)
Been wrapping them gifts in cunch
Dropping 'em off tryna get my P up (OT-OT)
Then John Lewis put out that shit advert
Tryna make man spend his re-up (what?)
Three in the morning, man can't sleep (pricks)
My neighbours lighting up the whole street (pricks)
NPower, SSE, EON, EDF Energy
Them man there raking in the Ps (trust)
Dumb consumers still can't see
Mummy's trying to make ends meet
Christmas extortion, Christmas greed
Lol, this song came to my mind after reading your reply.
Source:
Christmas Drillings