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May 19, 2017, 08:46:05 PM |
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Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 19, 2017, 09:03:56 PM |
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Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.
 "I concur!" |
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nomad13666
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Merit: 1000
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May 20, 2017, 07:30:23 AM |
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Sijanbd
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May 20, 2017, 08:29:08 AM |
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One Day iam crossing the road.
Suddenly I Hear a accident.
So i want to see who was accedent..
But there was many people. so i Say that the man who accident is my dead.
So people gives me to see the man.
when i go i seeee a dog where dead...
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Vixmore
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May 20, 2017, 08:31:02 AM |
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wats 9 plus 10?
19 you fucking idiot
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 20, 2017, 02:20:58 PM |
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wats 9 plus 10?
19 you fucking idiot
Is that in Base Flat-earth or some other perspective? |
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 20, 2017, 02:36:02 PM |
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Nomad walks into a bar.
Bartender whispers to the waitress: Hide all the globes. It's a quiet Tuesday night and I wanna keep it that way.
BADecker walks into the same bar moments later.
Waitress to bartender: All bets are off. That dude just walked in with his own globe.
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CryptoRama
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May 20, 2017, 03:22:29 PM |
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Heard about the goblin who has left arm and left leg cut off?
no?
That's ok he's all right now!
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 21, 2017, 01:18:49 AM |
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In Heaven, Prince approaches Einstein.
Prince: Dude, I just wanna let you know how much you inspired me.
Einstein: Here's to hopin' Cher and Madonna echo your sentiment when they arrive.
Prince: Wait, what! They're Jehovah Witnesses also?
Caesar: Okay, break it up! You guys were talkin' 'bout me, weren't you?
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protokol
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May 21, 2017, 05:14:52 PM |
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Q: What's better, Alzheimer's disease or Parkinson's disease?
A: Parkinson's disease, because it's better to spill half your pint than to forget where you put it.
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nomad13666
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May 22, 2017, 04:37:36 AM |
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 Q: Why does BobLawblaw always check out of hotels early? A: He always gets his shit packed the night before. |
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avadhoot
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May 22, 2017, 10:02:21 AM |
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A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door….
A lady opened it. Before she could speak... The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow dung on the carpet.
Salesman: - Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this!!
Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?
Salesman: - Why Madam?
Lady: - Because there's no electricity in the house...!!!
MORAL: - "Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client... & over smartness can be deadly."
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nomad13666
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May 23, 2017, 05:50:23 AM |
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 24, 2017, 01:17:24 AM |
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A Flat-earther walks into a bar ...
Bartender: What'll be, mate?
Eff-er: A mug of ice cold beer.
Bartender: Here you go.
Eff-er: Hey, this mug is only half full!
Bartender: Not from my perspective.
Eff-er: You wait till my lawyer gets a load of this shit.
Bartender: Let me guess. Your lawyer's a transvestite named bob.
Eff-er: YOU'RE A RIOT! I'll take another beer, bud. Make that a double, for I have a hunch.
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nomad13666
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May 25, 2017, 07:09:22 PM |
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Q: Why did BoobLawblaw fail at chicken farming? A: He was planting them too deep.  |
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nomad13666
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May 27, 2017, 08:19:20 AM |
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Q: Why did the load of semen cross the road? A: BADecker wore the wrong socks to church.  |
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 27, 2017, 03:50:46 PM |
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A chicken covered with dirt and has a semen-soaked sock over his head walks into a bar ...
Chicken: Any lawyers here wanna jack me off for a cold brewski?
BADecker: Hey, chicken, where did you find my sock?
Nomad: <in the corner> I hope my smartphone's charged enough so that I can film what's gonna happen next.
BobLaw: Wait, we're allowed to film here?
Bartender: WTF! I turned my back for just a second and ...
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Gleb Gamow
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May 28, 2017, 03:37:01 PM |
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Today's Headline: Air Force One suffered $4 million in damage during servicing
You telling me that not a single secret service agent was able to stop Trump from fucking the plane? Were they all watching and jacking off themselves while Trump was getting some Boeing tail?
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nomad13666
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May 29, 2017, 05:12:26 AM |
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BobLawblaw: Heeeeeeey! What's your name?
YuTü.Co.in: I'm Bruno YuTü (Chinese name: Ping-Pong; 乒乓).
BobLawblaw: Hmm, you don't look anything like Bono from U2.
BADecker: Please excuse my friend...he's ornamental.
YuTü.Co.in: Sum Ting Wong?
BobLawblaw: I'm hungry for Sum Yung Guy, but you're 57.
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YuTü.Co.in
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May 30, 2017, 02:13:13 AM |
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BobLawblaw: Heeeeeeey! What's your name?
YuTü.Co.in: I'm Bruno YuTü (Chinese name: Ping-Pong; 乒乓).
BobLawblaw: Hmm, you don't look anything like Bono from U2.
BADecker: Please excuse my friend...he's ornamental.
YuTü.Co.in: Sum Ting Wong?
BobLawblaw: I'm hungry for Sum Yung Guy, but you're 57.
FUCK YOU for making me smile, dude. Bet you can't do it again.  |
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