Jokes? Gimme your best!

BobLawblaw is the biggest joke of the ~~year~~ queer.

"My name is Jerry. I'm 27 donuts tall, and I am a Flat-earther.
Without shoes, I'm 26 donuts and 519 sprinkles tall, and I'm still a Flat-earther."

hahahaha its funny, i am stomatche (too more laugh)
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This A Epic Joke Grin

I Can't stop laughing

BADecker walks up to the bar and orders an ice cold beer. The bartender circles behind the bar several times prior to delivering the beer.

BADecker: This beer is flat!
Bartender <removing his mask revealing his true identit>: Hell, BADecker.
BADecker: Hello, Nomad.
Nomad: Got you!
BobLaw: Not so fast, Nomad! <pulling out his accelerator, waving it above the flat beer> It's now a pina colada.
Nomad: Give me sec while I search YouTube to see if there's a video discounting your pseudo science.

Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

A: "Does this taste funny to you?" Cheesy

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

Lol these jokes are hilarious hahahahahaha. But wait?? Why you all gangin on BADecker? Hahahahaha i dont know what he'd do after he sees this, hahahahhaha

Plus you guys are making fun of the flatearth theory as if it is not funny enough. Lol you guys are murderers hahahahahahaha. But seriously tho, it aint good to make fun of people behind their backs, even if its(may GOD forgive me) hilarious hahahaha

Oh and by the way, you guys should read chef ramsey's comments on the dishes people cooked that wanted his opinions. Haha its just freaking hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”

Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Ok! The best joke I can give you! Here it is... Ready?!

MY LIFE!

#sadface

nomad: Last night I saw 4 dudes beating the shit out of BobLawblaw.

BADecker: Holy ham sandwiches!!! What in Jeebus' name did you do?

nomad: I jumped in to help. He didn't stand a chance against 5 of us.

Why didn't Africa win the football world cup?

_{_{_{Africa_{_{is not a country you_idiot.}}}}}

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

Quote from: nomad13666 on June 23, 2017, 06:43:56 AM

Fake! Note the photoshopped walrus in the middle of the group.

I like jokes best because when my mind was crushed or bad then I read more jokes story or watching jokes movies then I feel better to my mind

What is the difference between a snowman and snowwoman.?

Snowballs. Wink

There were some very funny jokes about memes. Thank you OP for this thread Grin

nomad: Hey bud, how's things on the Rainbow Ranch?

BobLawblaw: Well, today I...

nomad: Just kidding. We don't give a fuck.

Century 21 Agent: I understand that you're looking to buy a house close to an elementary school, Mr. BADecker?

BADecker: Yes, that's right.

Century 21 Agent: How many children do you have?

BADecker: None, yet.