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June 18, 2011, 05:53:13 PM
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"The problem with bitcoin is that without electricity it is as useless as tits on a boar."
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June 18, 2011, 05:58:17 PM
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"The problem with bitcoin is that without electricity it is as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
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June 18, 2011, 06:03:13 PM
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"the problem with bitcoin is that it doesn't smell, everyone loves to smell their money."

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June 18, 2011, 06:11:23 PM
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"The intrinsic value of a currency is in its ability to be used for heads or tails at the beginning of a football game and Bitcoin has only got heads"
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June 18, 2011, 06:38:01 PM
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"the belief that bitcoin will ever stop going up in value is laughable and childish"
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June 18, 2011, 06:44:19 PM
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"I lost a lot of bitcoins guys, for real, no... comon, really - I have no proof, but damn, I do love drama."

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June 18, 2011, 06:58:36 PM
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"bitcoins are endlessly divisible and therefor not scarce, so they face severe inflation"
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June 18, 2011, 07:00:04 PM
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"you cannot eat bitcoins"

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June 18, 2011, 07:26:14 PM
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"the problem with bitcoin is that it's not backed by anything"

-because every other currency is so solidly asset-backed, amirite?
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June 18, 2011, 07:55:38 PM
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"mining wastes electricity"

[always spoken by a baby boomer watching a 50" flat screen image of NASCAR teams burning 90 gallons of fuel per lap, while drinking Budweiser with his A/C on high]





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June 18, 2011, 07:56:46 PM
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"teh prooblem wid biicon is it is too tuuf to spel"
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June 18, 2011, 08:01:15 PM
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"don't buy them" -- "it's just a bubble, are you people idiots?!"
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June 19, 2011, 12:16:47 AM
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"Mining is actually a conspiracy by X for cracking the world's passwords"


(I dont always get new reply notifications, pls send a pm when you think it has happened)

Wanna gimme some BTC/BCH for any or no reason? 1FmvtS66LFh6ycrXDwKRQTexGJw4UWiqDX Smiley

The more you believe in Bitcoin, and the more you show you do to other people, the faster the real value will soar!

Do you like mmmBananas?!
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June 19, 2011, 12:26:16 AM
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"People are mining free Bitcoins and selling them to suckers."

Any significantly advanced cryptocurrency is indistinguishable from Ponzi Tulips.
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June 19, 2011, 01:58:34 AM
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 "It's stupid"

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June 19, 2011, 02:46:05 AM
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"the creators are just waiting to for the price to get high so they can grant themselves a million bitcoins and play you all for chumps"
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June 19, 2011, 02:49:23 AM
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"You can use it to buy drugs anonymously online."

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June 19, 2011, 02:51:27 AM
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"you cannot eat bitcoins"

That reminds me, someone actually said "You can touch gold and silver. But you can't touch a Bitcoin."

If you can't fondle it or bathe in it, its no good.
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June 19, 2011, 02:52:06 AM
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"Mining is dead, you are losing out if you buy new hardware"
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June 19, 2011, 07:30:34 AM
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"I don't really know what a Ponzi scheme is but Bitcoin sure is one."

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