Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms

[andes]

"Bitcoin is the biggest Ponzi scheme in the history of mankind" -The Weekly Telegram

[opticbit]

"the problem with bitcoin is that it doesn't smell, everyone loves to smell their money."

I love the smell of fried gpu in the afternoon

[tiptopgemdotcom]

"You can touch gold and silver. But you can't touch a Bitcoin."

...and a numbered Swiss bank account can not be touched either.  So why bother with those?  LOL.

You also can not touch love, friendship, or knowledge- indeed those must be useless as well.

[andes]

You also can not touch love, friendship, or knowledge- indeed those must be useless as well.

Some people could argue that the best part of love is about touching, but I get your point.   

[flug]

"The people who got in early will make lots of money, therefore it's DEFINITELY, IRREFUTABLY and OBVIOUSLY a ponzi scheme because it's OBVIOUS"

[hugolp]

Some people could argue that the best part of love is about touching, but I get your point.   

You are confused. That is the best part of sex.

[edd]

"My grandmother can't use or understand bitcoins, so they'll never be as popular as smartphones."

[bcearl]

Some people could argue that the best part of love is about touching, but I get your point.   

You are confused. That is the best part of sex.

Love and sex are not separable. Why do straight people always love straight people, and gays always love gays? Why does nobody has sex with the one but loves the other gender?

[DamienBlack]

Some people could argue that the best part of love is about touching, but I get your point.   

You are confused. That is the best part of sex.

Love and sex are not separable. Why do straight people always love straight people, and gays always love gays? Why does nobody has sex with the one but loves the other gender?

Thanks Freud.

[Gabi]

"Bitcoin is a waste of power, you could use all that energy to compute for science!!!"

and then they have gold and money (mined and printed by damaging the environment and that of course never helped the science)

[bcearl]

"Bitcoin is a waste of power, you could use all that energy to compute for science!!!"

and then they have gold and money (mined and printed by damaging the environment and that of course never helped the science)

You could use all that gold for scientific devices and all that paper for printing scientific works.

[wegotpickles]

"Mining hardware will never pay for itself"

"Its not even real, its just a bunch of numbers in a computer. How can it be worth anything?"

"mining wastes electricity"

[always spoken by a baby boomer watching a 50" flat screen image of NASCAR teams burning 90 gallons of fuel per lap, while drinking Budweiser with his A/C on high]

Were you in the room when i was explaining Bitcoin to my old man? Because replace Budweiser with ice tea and add 4 inches to the TV and that is precisely what transpired.