Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms

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Re: Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms

June 19, 2011, 07:33:25 AM

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"Bitcoin is the biggest Ponzi scheme in the history of mankind" -The Weekly Telegram

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Re: Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms

June 19, 2011, 07:53:56 AM

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Quote from: adamstgBit on June 18, 2011, 06:03:13 PM

"the problem with bitcoin is that it doesn't smell, everyone loves to smell their money."

I love the smell of fried gpu in the afternoon

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June 19, 2011, 07:59:52 AM

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"You can touch gold and silver. But you can't touch a Bitcoin."

...and a numbered Swiss bank account can not be touched either. So why bother with those? LOL.

You also can not touch love, friendship, or knowledge- indeed those must be useless as well.

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Re: Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms

June 19, 2011, 08:06:43 AM

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Quote from: tiptopgemdotcom on June 19, 2011, 07:59:52 AM

You also can not touch love, friendship, or knowledge- indeed those must be useless as well.

Some people could argue that the best part of love is about touching, but I get your point. Grin

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June 19, 2011, 08:17:55 AM

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"The people who got in early will make lots of money, therefore it's DEFINITELY, IRREFUTABLY and OBVIOUSLY a ponzi scheme because it's OBVIOUS"

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Re: Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms

June 19, 2011, 08:23:20 AM

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Quote from: andes on June 19, 2011, 08:06:43 AM

Some people could argue that the best part of love is about touching, but I get your point. Grin

You are confused. That is the best part of sex. Grin

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Re: Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms

June 19, 2011, 08:31:15 AM

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"My grandmother can't use or understand bitcoins, so they'll never be as popular as smartphones."

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Re: Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms

June 19, 2011, 09:07:04 AM

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Quote from: hugolp on June 19, 2011, 08:23:20 AM

Quote from: andes on June 19, 2011, 08:06:43 AM

Some people could argue that the best part of love is about touching, but I get your point. Grin

You are confused. That is the best part of sex. Grin

Love and sex are not separable. Why do straight people always love straight people, and gays always love gays? Why does nobody has sex with the one but loves the other gender?

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Re: Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms

June 19, 2011, 09:14:34 AM

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Quote from: bcearl on June 19, 2011, 09:07:04 AM

Quote from: hugolp on June 19, 2011, 08:23:20 AM

Quote from: andes on June 19, 2011, 08:06:43 AM

Some people could argue that the best part of love is about touching, but I get your point. Grin

You are confused. That is the best part of sex. Grin

Love and sex are not separable. Why do straight people always love straight people, and gays always love gays? Why does nobody has sex with the one but loves the other gender?

Thanks Freud.

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June 19, 2011, 10:24:03 AM

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"Bitcoin is a waste of power, you could use all that energy to compute for science!!!"

and then they have gold and money (mined and printed by damaging the environment and that of course never helped the science)

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Re: Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms

June 19, 2011, 10:26:31 AM

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Quote from: Gabi on June 19, 2011, 10:24:03 AM

"Bitcoin is a waste of power, you could use all that energy to compute for science!!!"

and then they have gold and money (mined and printed by damaging the environment and that of course never helped the science)

You could use all that gold for scientific devices and all that paper for printing scientific works.

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Re: Funniest and stupidest Bitcoin criticisms

June 19, 2011, 10:39:02 AM

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"Mining hardware will never pay for itself"

"Its not even real, its just a bunch of numbers in a computer. How can it be worth anything?"

Quote from: tiptopgemdotcom on June 18, 2011, 07:55:38 PM

"mining wastes electricity"

[always spoken by a baby boomer watching a 50" flat screen image of NASCAR teams burning 90 gallons of fuel per lap, while drinking Budweiser with his A/C on high]

Were you in the room when i was explaining Bitcoin to my old man? Because replace Budweiser with ice tea and add 4 inches to the TV and that is precisely what transpired.