Religion is like a Penis

[Moloch]

[SativaDiva]

Religion is like a penis: hard, scary, mushroom-like and fantastical, soft, weird, always coming for people, and in some cases long.

[merchantofzeny]

When I saw the title of the thread, I almost knew immediately what it'll be. I find it to be one of the most memorable quotes online, along with "Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.". 

Religion is like a penis: hard, scary, mushroom-like and fantastical, soft, weird, always coming for people, and in some cases long.

It's like a hallucinogenic mushroom - people can't get enough of it. They keep shoving it down their throats.

[coolcoinz]

When I saw the title of the thread, I almost knew immediately what it'll be. I find it to be one of the most memorable quotes online, along with "Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.".  

Religion is like a penis: hard, scary, mushroom-like and fantastical, soft, weird, always coming for people, and in some cases long.

It's like a hallucinogenic mushroom - people can't get enough of it. They keep shoving it down their throats.

It's like an atomic mushroom. Looks nice from far away

I like that penis comparison. So true... I with my parents weren't religious freaks, always getting angry at me for not going to church.

[visitormowo]

Despite from true, it's the best and non-hate post among others. I wonder how would you do this post but using pussy as example.

[Spendulus]

Despite from true, it's the best and non-hate post among others. I wonder how would you do this post but using pussy as example.

YES, religion is a cunt.

But at the same time, religion is a dick.

[siti25]

Okay if you do not have one, that's your business.
Okay if you're proud of it, that's your business.
But please do not have to spread hatred.
We take care of ourselves. And do good to everyone.

[Slow death]

Okay if you do not have one, that's your business.
Okay if you're proud of it, that's your business.
But please do not have to spread hatred.
We take care of ourselves. And do good to everyone.

Ha ha ha ha
 
really?

Religion only creates pain and suffering for all the people of the world

Just watch the news

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/mosul-latest-news-isis-old-city-enclave-north-iraq-forces-coalition-civilians-fighters-militants-a7827331.html


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vatican-police-break-up-gay-10743972

[haroldtee]

what a way to describe religion! There is a point there though. Just like everyone to their own opinion, that is how religion should be. You don't have to force your religion down someone''s throat just because you think your religion is the only perfect one. Everyone is apparently thinking the same way, so like the OP said, keep your penis in your pants

[Moloch]

Okay if you do not have one, that's your business.
Okay if you're proud of it, that's your business.
But please do not have to spread hatred.
We take care of ourselves. And do good to everyone.

LOL

Priests are famous for shoving both penis and religion down children's throats (hence the double entendre, making the meme funny)

Not really funny... the numbers make me sick!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Settlements_and_bankruptcies_in_Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

Settlements and bankruptcies in Catholic sex abuse cases have affected several American dioceses, whose compensation payments have totaled in the billions of dollars.

You heard that right... the catholic church spent BILLIONS of dollars defending over 1800 child molesting priests (1994-2009)
That's so disgusting...
People/sponsors boycotted Bill O'Reilly for spending only(?) $13 million defending sexual assault claims
I don't understand how anyone could be catholic anymore

[siti25]

Okay if you do not have one, that's your business.
Okay if you're proud of it, that's your business.
But please do not have to spread hatred.
We take care of ourselves. And do good to everyone.

LOL

Priests are famous for shoving both penis and religion down children's throats (hence the double entendre, making the meme funny)

Not really funny... the numbers make me sick!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Settlements_and_bankruptcies_in_Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

Settlements and bankruptcies in Catholic sex abuse cases have affected several American dioceses, whose compensation payments have totaled in the billions of dollars.

You heard that right... the catholic church spent BILLIONS of dollars defending over 1800 child molesting priests (1994-2009)
That's so disgusting...
People/sponsors boycotted Bill O'Reilly for spending only(?) $13 million defending sexual assault claims
I don't understand how anyone could be catholic anymore

I mean not like that, I mean we have to live each other's life, and we should do good to everyone. Okay, you're free to say whatever you want, but do not talk badly about religion. There is nothing wrong with religion, you do not believe in religion, it is your choice, you who live your life. But do not you feel right on your own and vilify those who believe in religion. Everything that is bad from people is because of themselves, not because of their religion.

[Sithara007]

Completely agree with the OP. Nowadays, there is a lot of religious fanaticism around the world. Brainwashing is everywhere and the two major religions (Christianity and Islam) are fighting among themselves to convert the maximum number of people. There is religious intolerance everywhere.

[Lieldoryn]

Completely agree with the OP. Nowadays, there is a lot of religious fanaticism around the world. Brainwashing is everywhere and the two major religions (Christianity and Islam) are fighting among themselves to convert the maximum number of people. There is religious intolerance everywhere.

The key phrase in your post is "brainwashing". If the person is sensible to brainwash useless. I know one way or the brains of a person or not. For me, all people who believe in God simply do not have brains. It does not matter what religion they believe in.

[haggaik]

I completely agreed with OP because the people believe in whatever their pastors in quote tell them in a way no one care to go deep. They all believe on the surface of what seems not.

Though Religion as a way of people describe what most painful act. But as in the case of comparison Penis can also be a hardy, and create a means of humour.

[Spendulus]

....
Priests are famous for shoving both penis and religion down children's throats (hence the double entendre, making the meme funny)

Not really funny... the numbers make me sick!
.....

But only because you KNOW the numbers.

By contrast, anyone suggesting impropriety by clerics in a Muslim nation would be quickly shut up.

Or like the writer Salmon Rushbie, who did just that, he'd get a worldwide Fatwa, a death sentence.

[iv4n]

Religion is even less then a dick, with dick you can do many big things, and you can provide big pleasure to many people around the world. Dick is an institution for religion when you give it a thought, and maybe you give to much credit to religion when you comparing it with dicks.
Religions are not doing anything good for humanity, at least dick have a purpose of creating lifes, I can't say that religion create anything except slavery, crusade wars, terrorism, and many more bad things are behind churches and priests of all religions.
I wonder when will people wake up and realize that all that us just one big lie.

[Sithara007]

Completely agree with the OP. Nowadays, there is a lot of religious fanaticism around the world. Brainwashing is everywhere and the two major religions (Christianity and Islam) are fighting among themselves to convert the maximum number of people. There is religious intolerance everywhere.

The key phrase in your post is "brainwashing". If the person is sensible to brainwash useless. I know one way or the brains of a person or not. For me, all people who believe in God simply do not have brains. It does not matter what religion they believe in.

It is even worse, if these people are ready to kill others for their imaginary god. I don't believe in god, although I don't have anything against people who do so. But killing and kidnapping in the name of god is unjustifiable.

[digaran]

You forgot to mention, please don't penetrate my children from behind and come here say I have no religion so it's fine if I wanted to shag boys.
It's also fine to do whatever you want as long as you leave religion out side. a bunch of idiots making their own days lol.
Say I have no religion and bomb other countries, invade every country you feel like invading. once again lol.

[Moloch]

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Priests are famous for shoving both penis and religion down children's throats (hence the double entendre, making the meme funny)

Not really funny... the numbers make me sick!
.....

But only because you KNOW the numbers.

By contrast, anyone suggesting impropriety by clerics in a Muslim nation would be quickly shut up.

Or like the writer Salmon Rushbie, who did just that, he'd get a worldwide Fatwa, a death sentence.

Why assume Muslims are child molesters simply because catholics are?

You realize the catholic priests molesting children is directly caused by their prohibition against priests being married... right?

Do Muslim imams have a prohibition against marriage?  No... hence, false equivalence

[haroldtee]

Religion is even less then a dick, with dick you can do many big things, and you can provide big pleasure to many people around the world. Dick is an institution for religion when you give it a thought, and maybe you give to much credit to religion when you comparing it with dicks.
Religions are not doing anything good for humanity, at least dick have a purpose of creating lifes, I can't say that religion create anything except slavery, crusade wars, terrorism, and many more bad things are behind churches and priests of all religions.
I wonder when will people wake up and realize that all that us just one big lie.

And another one! I totally agree with you mate and at the same time I won't really blame only religion being the cause of what is going on in our society. Humans themselves decided to twist the whole thing around in a way to impose their own belief on others. It has really gone crazy and now a virus that has eaten so deep and can't be cured unfortunately. Like you said, people need to wake up, not because religion is a big lie but because they themselves has turned to a big lie.