Escrow Service Offering

[sublimeguy]

apparently offering escrow with a new account will get you neg'd. guess i was pretty naive to think i was being helpful to the forum. definitely not trying to scam anyone. sorry.

[xhomerx10]

Hey everyone, i'd like to offer to act as an escrow service for forum transactions. I know I'm new here and people dont trust me yet but I wanted to offer nonetheless. I'm actually an attorney licensed in california and i deal with trustees and fiduciaries all the time. I'd like to offer this because 1) id be good at it and 2) its a valuable and needed service that increases the ability for forum members to transact with each other safely. and i absolutely despise scammers and want to help protect against them.

anyway, happy to answer questions if anyone has any 

 You don't even know where to post in the forum but you're ready to escrow?

[sublimeguy]

Hey everyone, i'd like to offer to act as an escrow service for forum transactions. I know I'm new here and people dont trust me yet but I wanted to offer nonetheless. I'm actually an attorney licensed in california and i deal with trustees and fiduciaries all the time. I'd like to offer this because 1) id be good at it and 2) its a valuable and needed service that increases the ability for forum members to transact with each other safely. and i absolutely despise scammers and want to help protect against them.

anyway, happy to answer questions if anyone has any 

 You don't even know where to post in the forum but you're ready to escrow?

correct

[xhomerx10]

Hey everyone, i'd like to offer to act as an escrow service for forum transactions. I know I'm new here and people dont trust me yet but I wanted to offer nonetheless. I'm actually an attorney licensed in california and i deal with trustees and fiduciaries all the time. I'd like to offer this because 1) id be good at it and 2) its a valuable and needed service that increases the ability for forum members to transact with each other safely. and i absolutely despise scammers and want to help protect against them.

anyway, happy to answer questions if anyone has any 

 You don't even know where to post in the forum but you're ready to escrow?

correct

 A-ha! Hence the nick.  You plan to pass directly from the solid to the vapour state with people's stuff.  It's all coming together now.
Shades of pirateat40...

[sublimeguy]

Hey everyone, i'd like to offer to act as an escrow service for forum transactions. I know I'm new here and people dont trust me yet but I wanted to offer nonetheless. I'm actually an attorney licensed in california and i deal with trustees and fiduciaries all the time. I'd like to offer this because 1) id be good at it and 2) its a valuable and needed service that increases the ability for forum members to transact with each other safely. and i absolutely despise scammers and want to help protect against them.

anyway, happy to answer questions if anyone has any 

 You don't even know where to post in the forum but you're ready to escrow?

correct

 A-ha! Hence the nick.  You plan to pass directly from the solid to the vapour state with people's stuff.  It's all coming together now.
Shades of pirateat40...

i dont sublimate, im a person, and whatever copy of my "plans" you're looking at was clearly forged.

[xhomerx10]

Hey everyone, i'd like to offer to act as an escrow service for forum transactions. I know I'm new here and people dont trust me yet but I wanted to offer nonetheless. I'm actually an attorney licensed in california and i deal with trustees and fiduciaries all the time. I'd like to offer this because 1) id be good at it and 2) its a valuable and needed service that increases the ability for forum members to transact with each other safely. and i absolutely despise scammers and want to help protect against them.

anyway, happy to answer questions if anyone has any 

 You don't even know where to post in the forum but you're ready to escrow?

correct

 A-ha! Hence the nick.  You plan to pass directly from the solid to the vapour state with people's stuff.  It's all coming together now.
Shades of pirateat40...

i dont sublimate, im a person, and whatever copy of my "plans" you're looking at was clearly forged.

 Okay, maybe I'm wrong.  The thing is, if you don't have any reputation here, people probably aren't going to trust you with their items/Bitcoin.  Review this thread:

☢ LIST ☢ BitcoinTalk's Escrow Providers: Ranking & Blacklist ☠ Avoid Scammers ☠

Do some deals with trusted members and earn some trust before tossing your hat in the ring.

[Vod]

Hey everyone, i'd like to offer to act as an escrow service for forum transactions. I know I'm new here and people dont trust me yet but I wanted to offer nonetheless. I'm actually an attorney licensed in california and i deal with trustees and fiduciaries all the time. I'd like to offer this because 1) id be good at it and 2) its a valuable and needed service that increases the ability for forum members to transact with each other safely. and i absolutely despise scammers and want to help protect against them.

anyway, happy to answer questions if anyone has any 

"Yes, I'm actually an attorney who doesn't know basic English and will be quick to insult others when they ask questions."

 

[Lauda]

1) id be good at it

You would not.

2) its a valuable and needed service that increases the ability for forum members to transact with each other safely. and i absolutely despise scammers and want to help protect against them.

There are more than enough escrows around from various time zones, thus not needed.
Newbies shouldn't offer escrow services to begin with.

[VladZod]

I prefer send first instead of use escrow
Get out scammer

[sublimeguy]

I prefer send first instead of use escrow
Get out scammer

cool