That's right jackjack. Drop the argument, which you were losing badly, about whether or not the sun has been bathing the earth in microwave radiation for billions of years. Pretend you never said anything dumb or snarky, like "do you even science?" in response.
Good job jackjack. Pretend that the water in the atmosphere stops microwaves in a different way (court order? magic? posted sign?) than the water in microwaved food. Ignore anyone who points out that you are wrong about this.
Copy and post things beyond your comprehension without reading, much less understanding them. That's always impressive.
Equally impressive is your cat-based thought experiment: "hurr durr my cat is alive, therefore the sun doesn't microwave the earth."
IOW, Larry Summers was completely right about why ("issues of intrinsic aptitude") there are so few females in the hard sciences.
The Big Bang. When that mother-of-all-microwave-timers started, energy went everywhere and all at once. This wasn't your typical explosion like when a bomb goes off and some time later you feel the shock.
This explosion filled the entire universe with energy ALL AT ONE TIME. One minute there's absolutely nothing and the next, energy is everywhere. Just like that. If you snapped your fingers it would be too long. We're talking instantaneous.
The microwave radiation is the echo left by that explosion.
OK, so now we know there is a microwave radiation field and where it came from.
Anyone even remotely scientifically literate knows that a microwave radiation field implies a microwave. The universe is a giant microwave oven set at a really low temperature for a really long time.
http://www.deepastronomy.com/cosmic-microwave-background-radiation-sickness.html