{BFL} Who here already pre-ordered the Monarch 28 nm Bitcoin mining card ???

[LittleD]

    Just wondering if you did, I'm thinking i would like to transfer my order ?
What do you think?  

[djbooth007]

BFL stated delivery schedule "by the end of the year" should be taken with a grain of salt sprinkled on a bucket of stinking crap.

ie, no

[Blazed]

BFL stated delivery schedule "by the end of the year" should be taken with a grain of salt sprinkled on a bucket of stinking crap.

ie, no

LOL sad but true..

[BTCscraper]

We've been desensitized to "two months or more", so now it's "three months or more".  And when we're there, that's when "two weeks" starts.

For buyers who paid for 65nm devices with bitcoin, upgrading their order from 65nm to 28nm is just accepting a bigger amount of the same risk.  But for buyers who paid with Paypal, upgrading and paying the balance by bitcoin probably eliminates Paypal protection.

[bitrebel]

I ordered with a stolen credit card.  

50 Miners!!!!

[BTCscraper]

I ordered with a stolen credit card.  

50 Miners!!!!

Did you call Dave for the institutional pricing?

[bitrebel]

If someone can find all of Josh's personal information, including what property he owns, the next step is to Lien his personal property for theft and fraud. Anyone who has a claim against Josh, should step forward and seize his personal property. I think it might be time for people to take back what belongs to them.
   If I were dumb enough to be fucked over by Butterfly Labs, I would hire someone to track Josh home and find out where he lives, his car, his bank account etc., Then I would lien every personal item within 100 ft of him, including his wife's property, if he has one, and she has any. I would have his bank accounts seized by the Sheriffs, I would make sure to take every single item he owns. 

[bitrebel]

I ordered with a stolen credit card.  

50 Miners!!!!

Did you call Dave for the institutional pricing?

The dumb American who has no clue what he is spending can worry about that matter all he wants. 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

[10:37 PM]   Mouth-Full-O-Earth : Josh, I have the negative bal problem
...
[10:41 PM]   polrpaul : [11:38 PM] Mouth-Full-O-Earth : Ok, I've passed that along for the devs to look at it
[10:41 PM]   polrpaul : [11:40 PM] BFL_Josh : I've passed that along for the devs to look at it
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[10:41 PM]   polrpaul : I just thought it was peculiarly same language
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[10:42 PM]   BFL_Josh : I think I hit hte wrong key when I was replying and it sent as him... not sure how that's possible, but it also copied his order number into my text box.

Fake customer support... that's a new low
Your $4mil at work

That confirms he is using socks.

And the following confirms he doesn't use them.

I wonder where the foul mouthed BFL spokesdude has gone too. The silence is deafening. Hello? If you miss your daily quota of personal attacks and trolling accusations, this is going to reflect badly in your performance review under the "productivity" section. Please think of the children and save Christmas.

Are you so dense that you haven't figured it out yet?  I only come in here and whip up the natives when the BFL mania dies down.  Right now, it's a raging fire, you don't need my input.  The top 10+ threads in the hardware forum are all about BFL.  If things start dying down again, I'll post more.

...and they're mostly debates about whether BFL is staffed by idiots or thieves.

You are one of my best workers   I appreciate you more than you know.

Thank you! Must be nice saving all the effort of creating sockpuppet accounts yourself.

Absolutely!  I don't believe in sock puppet accounts, I just get people like you to post constantly.

[notlist3d]

If someone can find all of Josh's personal information, including what property he owns, the next step is to Lien his personal property for theft and fraud. Anyone who has a claim against Josh, should step forward and seize his personal property. I think it might be time for people to take back what belongs to them.
   If I were dumb enough to be fucked over by Butterfly Labs, I would hire someone to track Josh home and find out where he lives, his car, his bank account etc., Then I would lien every personal item within 100 ft of him, including his wife's property, if he has one, and she has any. I would have his bank accounts seized by the Sheriffs, I would make sure to take every single item he owns. 

Sorry to break it to you i didn't search to far to see if BFL truly has a incorporation but most likely they spent the little amount to for it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incorporation_%28business%29

Most likely legal action will be against the company (sadly its like a legal person).   Granted it is possible legal action could touch personal property...... it will be a lot harder.  Sad..... but they knew what they were doing when they made the company.

[nexus99]

Preorder here.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

If someone can find all of Josh's personal information, including what property he owns, the next step is to Lien his personal property for theft and fraud. Anyone who has a claim against Josh, should step forward and seize his personal property. I think it might be time for people to take back what belongs to them.
   If I were dumb enough to be fucked over by Butterfly Labs, I would hire someone to track Josh home and find out where he lives, his car, his bank account etc., Then I would lien every personal item within 100 ft of him, including his wife's property, if he has one, and she has any. I would have his bank accounts seized by the Sheriffs, I would make sure to take every single item he owns. 

Sorry to break it to you i didn't search to far to see if BFL truly has a incorporation but most likely they spent the little amount to for it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incorporation_%28business%29

Most likely legal action will be against the company (sadly its like a legal person).   Granted it is possible legal action could touch personal property...... it will be a lot harder.  Sad..... but they knew what they were doing when they made the company.

Here's the plan: We sneak over to Jody's house and see what kind of chickens she raises. Then, we go and buy some, each day adding one to the pen. She'll think she lost her mind and commit herself to the funny farm.

[joeventura]

If someone can find all of Josh's personal information, including what property he owns, the next step is to Lien his personal property for theft and fraud. Anyone who has a claim against Josh, should step forward and seize his personal property. I think it might be time for people to take back what belongs to them.
   If I were dumb enough to be fucked over by Butterfly Labs, I would hire someone to track Josh home and find out where he lives, his car, his bank account etc., Then I would lien every personal item within 100 ft of him, including his wife's property, if he has one, and she has any. I would have his bank accounts seized by the Sheriffs, I would make sure to take every single item he owns. 

If someone took 30 seconds on Google like I just did.

Think there are a lot of Joshua Zerlans in Kansas?

[PuertoLibre]

Here's the plan: We sneak over to Jody's house and see what kind of chickens she raises. Then, we go and buy some, each day adding one to the pen. She'll think she lost her mind and commit herself to the funny farm.

I like your plan. 

[gkm22d]

It doesn't get any better than this (from twitter):

BFL_Josh:If you haven't placed an order for a Monarch yet, I wouldn't count on one arriving at your door until late January at the earliest.

We will try to get them out as fast as we can, but we had a fair amount of orders almost immediately.

[Xian01]

It doesn't get any better than this (from twitter):
BFL_Josh:If you haven't placed an order for a Monarch yet, I wouldn't count on one arriving at your door until late January at the earliest.
We will try to get them out as fast as we can, but we had a fair amount of orders almost immediately.

 The reek of desperation hangs thick in the air.

[ImI]

It doesn't get any better than this (from twitter):

BFL_Josh:If you haven't placed an order for a Monarch yet, I wouldn't count on one arriving at your door until late January at the earliest.

We will try to get them out as fast as we can, but we had a fair amount of orders almost immediately.

link to twitter account please.

[BigLad]

It doesn't get any better than this (from twitter):

BFL_Josh:If you haven't placed an order for a Monarch yet, I wouldn't count on one arriving at your door until late January at the earliest.

We will try to get them out as fast as we can, but we had a fair amount of orders almost immediately.

link to twitter account please.

I think this is the one he was looking at - https://twitter.com/BFL_News

[Xialla]

link to twitter account please.

https://twitter.com/BFL_Josh

[gkm22d]

@BFL_News's Tweet: https://twitter.com/BFL_News/status/369680265867575296