[April fools] New new rank requirements

[foroplus]

I just came back from Mass and I see that I've gained some virtue
cool
on the other hand the calculation of politeness is wrong, I counted all the "hello, sir, please and thank you" of all my posts and I should have 152 instead of 144
thank you to update it as soon as possible

Please, Sir, you have to wait till next Tuesday.

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[asdnguyenthanhtin]

Why does not bitcointalk create a crypto? Create a separate monetary system for those who work well. People who work hard. Bounty will be paid with the bitocointalk token. Advertising costs from the ico publisher will be paid by the head of the agency

[ACVinegar]

I'm really confused? example I was now in member rank? how ratings do I need to ranking up in full member? What basis all I need to fulfill?

The answer of the new rank requirements are at the end of the animation

Ow!! I get it, thank you sir. On the first I post my fmerit together with the others are high. Maybe ranking up now was depending on the fluctuation of the animation or when they are ends up? It is a good challenges again to the lower rank. Thank you again sir!

[Taki]

You forgot to add Mana to the list   Just like in computer games. That's what came on my mind after I saw new requirements  
Well, if it is all clear how new points will be counted it is not clear to me how can it improve the work of the forum and affect on spammers activity?

[shaman11]

So, guys please could you explain me, if  i am now Jr. Mmeber with theese stats, to get rank up i need to get more merits yes?
Activity: 98
Merit: 3
Politeness: 111
fMerit: 131
Imagination: 0
Virtue: 7
Coins: 37
Karma: 0
Posts: 818

[shaman11]

You forgot to add Mana to the list   Just like in computer games. That's what came on my mind after I saw new requirements  
Well, if it is all clear how new points will be counted it is not clear to me how can it improve the work of the forum and affect on spammers activity?

Mana and HP

[Me.n.KHOF4SH]

nice joke
but oh boy! if it was true, we're gonna see some huge adjustments in this forum
like, hello sir, bye sir! good morning sir! sir, sir, sir!

[gouzazhong]

Forgive me for seeing so many numbers I'll be dizzy

[nullCoiner]

I need 3 Karma to rank up to 'Pretentious Old Poseur'
Will pay 4 Virtue.
master-P or other virtuous escrow.

seems more, like you need some ECOs instead of Karma   i think we should apply another attrib, ecologically, POSers will outperform POWer V8s and BTC miners

[foroplus]

So, guys please could you explain me, if  i am now Jr. Mmeber with theese stats, to get rank up i need to get more merits yes?
Activity: 98
Merit: 3
Politeness: 111
fMerit: 131
Imagination: 0
Virtue: 7
Coins: 37
Karma: 0
Posts: 818

You have to work hard on your virtue and karma.
Hope with the new mana feature you'll be promoted.

[jetnvt]

I'm really confused? example I was now in member rank? how ratings do I need to ranking up in full member? What basis all I need to fulfill?

If you want to achieve to full member rank, you might need to get at least 100 merits and ~120-239 activity points.
You could go here to get detail information.

The answer of the new rank requirements are at the end of the animation

https://bitcointalk.org/Themes/sample2.gif

But I can't understand this gif sir 

[shaman11]

So, guys please could you explain me, if  i am now Jr. Mmeber with theese stats, to get rank up i need to get more merits yes?
Activity: 98
Merit: 3
Politeness: 111
fMerit: 131
Imagination: 0
Virtue: 7
Coins: 37
Karma: 0
Posts: 818

You have to work hard on your virtue and karma.
Hope with the new mana feature you'll be promoted.

Ohh okay, thanks for the reply, i will do my best to achieve results here!

[akes2090]

I'm selling fMerits if anyone is interested 

[Last of the V8s]

I need 3 Karma to rank up to 'Pretentious Old Poseur'
Will pay 4 Virtue.
master-P or other virtuous escrow.

seems more, like you need some ECOs instead of Karma   i think we should apply another attrib, ecologically, POSers will outperform POWer V8s and BTC miners

Sir, you drive a hard bargain. I will throw in 1,337 echoes and a proof of fruitbat. Deal? Sir?

[Hanazawa]

Hello everyone!

This is a great great updates ever since, merit system is so difficult but from this new system there was a chance to rank up from newbie to legendary within just 7 weeks. It is more challenging than before because of new requirements. Hope this updates understand by other it is the effort of persons who implemented this new ranking system. Thank you..  

tumbs up for this!  

[Ayuluv2001]

oh well besides sir and please? how about thanks, thank you and some other stuff?

[HagssFIN]

Thanks for all this entertainment Sir Theymos.

I see many confused people here.  

People please remember it is April Fools day,
and don't get too confused.

[hilariousandco]

Politeness
How polite you have been in your posts, using language such as "please" and "sir". Politeness is after all the cornerstone of any good community.

Indonesians and Filipinos are going to be leading the pack in politeness.

[RivAngE]

i think this new profiling system is too complicated and no one will understand it.

how is virtue calculated? for example or do i have to write

Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
Sir please Sir please
to get better politeness rating?

oh boy....

Seems like it worked, you got tons of politeness! xD Though I believe it's just random, I don't think the forum's team would code a calculator for that just for April's fool joke!

[charlie137]

finally! i can enjoy some nice numbers on my profile!!!! thank you!