[April fools] New new rank requirements

[TryNinja]

-sir-

[ipanda]

Wow, thats amazing. Thank you sir for your humor, can we change back to our ols system please.

[Renegade1979]

As you may have noticed today is the 1st of April and the day is all about fools and jokes pointed at them. I already saw me some of those guys in the thread but of course I won't be calling names as that would not be quite polite in terms of having a good virtue but I will always mention IMC are scammers as well and they skip paying for twitter bounties though BANQ dev is the most evil of such guys. Hint: all devs who pay 2 coins instead of 10-20 are evil by Defalt

[seoincorporation]

Dear Sir, please notice I am a servant of Jesus and a God Soldier. Politely I'd like to ask about becoming a current inquisition soldier here in the holy forum, in order to persecute heresy. I will be a servant of the rage of God and will pray for Satoshi's blessing all us every morning at 6 (even before taking my holy covfefe).
Thanks, sir,
Please God, Bless all.

[natsu_koo]

I can't find the reason why the coins we invested are necessary for ranking up, and aside from that how did they even know the numbers of different coins we invested, is there a specific formula about it? It is really confusing me. Are you serious about this sir? because this new rank requirements will be very complicated i think.

[Mamaecrypto]

I sent 2 merits before and received 15 why does my Karma show 0? Shoulnt it show at least 2 since I rewarded two different users with merits?

[TryNinja]

I sent 2 merits before and received 15 why does my Karma show 0? Shoulnt it show at least 2 since I rewarded two different users with merits?

Where does it says that merit has anything to do with your Karma?

Karma
This is how many non-scammer trust ratings you have both sent and received. Due to our strict moderation of the trust system, this is sure to be a highly reliable measure of your reliability vis-à-vis the trust system.

[minthit]

 Even though I read about the fMerit, I still don't get it. Love this system even if it were April fool. At least the system will eat the brains of those who want to rank up. ( I want to rank up, but you won't get my brain. Maybe because I don't have one. )

[sirazimuth]

I'm actually surprised at the number of people that seemingly take this silliness seriously.
then again maybe they are taking the piss too....

[ztaz]

if you already have such a wide choice on the versions complementing the breadth of the choice of variations in the rise of rank, then here's to you for thinking all the seven sins of man: Pride. Greed. Envy. Anger. Lust. Gluttony. Despondency. you can add something from them - to walk so walk

[Bourne323]

Good news but merit's difficulty still not changed, much time needed to earn merit and go up by rank

[DarkStar_]

Ayy, Canadian politeness pays off!

[qq767178175]

 Hi，Sir
If the cells never stop moving even after infinite steps, then you advance to the next rank.
If you don't post new posts, these values won't change, so you can always upgrade. 

I think there are some implicit conditions，or new and old rules are met at the same time to upgrade.

My English is not very good.
I hope you can understand what I mean.

[BSGMiner]

Hey, Dungeon Master, where's my Strength, Stamina, Vitality, etc.?!

Do I need to roll an 18 sided die to determine these?

Edit: By the way, if you liked this, please rate me up so I can progress from a Page to a Squire.

Thanks!

[Hannahanto]

Thank you for the implementation of the new merit system. The previous one did need an upgrade since it was just too plain. This new system on the other hand is quite intricate and I am not sure if I understood all aspects of it. Is Fmerit the merits we have to be shared with others? Will virtue,politeness etc be equivalent to merits or do we still need to achieve the previous number of merits to advance? How can y tell how many coins each of us have if some of us did not provide an address? Can you believe I still have few questions but I will keep reading the thread in hope to understand this system a little better. Time will help make the whole process more clear!

Thank you Mamaecrypto. I too require clarification on it.

It would make us clear if you confirm the points required to achieve to rank up to next level in each parameter. Though the things explained in OP is understood, we would require a further explanation on the above. I notice after i complete every post,one or two points are earned/changed/updated. If this is the case then, what exact change will be on every Tuesday to the parameters and to ranks as well? Thank you in advance theymos

[bigcash2011]

While the new ranking system seems more and more complex, can anyone simply for me and thousands of other eager forum members that will this make ranking easier or even tougher now? all responses will be appreciated, thank you

[stompix]

Hey, Dungeon Master, where's my Strength, Stamina, Vitality, etc.?!

You're only get those once you are able to pass the Forests of Alts.

After that you can trade your coins for the basic Shield of Holders (lvl1)  and the Fudslayer (sword level 1) and only then you can start slaying MeritBeasts, Scaramamers and Quicksellers.
Also be careful and stay away from the Fountain of Reputation, there is an evil witch with Politeness: 3054 (lol) lurking there that might cast Nullius on you and you're done for.

LE:
Sir , sir , sir , sir.....

[Zashibu]

Hey, Dungeon Master, where's my Strength, Stamina, Vitality, etc.?!

Do I need to roll an 18 sided die to determine these?

Edit: By the way, if you liked this, please rate me up so I can progress from a Page to a Squire.

Thanks!

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[nkarm1]

Can someone explain my fmerit? It is very high compared to others within my rank. Is this good or nah? I can't understand the formula. Lol. Thank you!

[mikfresh]

This new system sounds really interesting! But I'm not quite sure I got every part of it. How can I place my statistics in a grid like that? After I got my personal grid I need to start the game of life with that setting, am I right? I'll look after the answers! Thanks in advance!