{BFL} Newbies PLEASE READ! ~ Least reliable ASIC company?

[Inaba]

Bick has rapidly supplanted PuertoFailbre as my most loved and useful minion.  I am pleased as to how easy he is to manipulate... makes PL and the Clown Crew look like certified geniuses by comparison.

The scoreboard is awesome.  Out of 40,000 customers, 231 have voted negatively... so by Bick's and LittleD(umbass)'s logic, over 39,000 people are happy and satisfied with BFL.  39,000 satisfied customers... no other vendor even has that many customers, satisfied or not.  

BOOM!  Scoreboard, BRO! 50x the satisfied customers as any other vendor!

Just a suggestion, why don't you make your own poll with just one question: "Are you a satisfied customer of BFL"?
Do it on your own forum only for customers who have actually bought something from you.
Then, come back to report

Like I have said many times before... Most of our customers stay as far away from the forums as possible. See, most people are civilized, respectful individuals who don't want to associate with people such as Bicknellski, etc. Normal humans don't like rabid animals who can't control their behavior so they avoid people like that. Since the majority of this forum is filled with emotional teenage ego girls (or at least you would think so by the way they act), normal people stay far away.

The BFL forums suffer from that as well, though to a much lesser extent. Most people don't give a shit about the forums or talking to a bunch of rabid nerds.

Bitcointalk mining hardware subforum is composed a a few hundred individuals. Completely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, especially when a handful of those, like Bick, Sake and Pl chase the rest away with their constant steam of hate and lies. This forum matters not one whit to anyone important in the mining industry. Everyone who actually accomplishes anything has their own channels of communication and only use bitcointalk as a secondary, largely irrelevant communication channel.

[jayeeyee]

Bick has rapidly supplanted PuertoFailbre as my most loved and useful minion.  I am pleased as to how easy he is to manipulate... makes PL and the Clown Crew look like certified geniuses by comparison.

The scoreboard is awesome.  Out of 40,000 customers, 231 have voted negatively... so by Bick's and LittleD(umbass)'s logic, over 39,000 people are happy and satisfied with BFL.  39,000 satisfied customers... no other vendor even has that many customers, satisfied or not. 

BOOM!  Scoreboard, BRO! 50x the satisfied customers as any other vendor!

Just a suggestion, why don't you make your own poll with just one question: "Are you a satisfied customer of BFL"?
Do it on your own forum only for customers who have actually bought something from you.
Then, come back to report

Like I have said many times before... Most of our customers stay as far away from the forums as possible. See, most people are civilized, respectful individuals who don't want to associate with people such as Bicknellski, etc. Normal humans don't like rabid animals who can't control their behavior so they avoid people like that. Since the majority of this forum is filled with emotional teenage ego girls (or at least you would think so by the way they act), normal people stay far away.

The BFL forums suffer from that as well, though to a much lesser extent. Most people don't give a shit about the forums or talking to a bunch of rabid nerds.

Just make a poll on your own damn forum Josh if you think for the slightest reason why BFL should not be one of the least reliable ASIC vendors out there.  Gather the data, crunch it.. and then tell every one it'll take two weeks for the results to show and finally release it in 12 months.

[RickJamesBTC]

You think you have 40k satisfied customers? That's the funniest thing I've ever seen online. Thousands of people who paid a year earlier just getting their seriously underpowered machines in the last two months. Do you think you provided a quality experience for them? Do you really think they are happy with how it all went? You're a delusional liar, and in my opinion a thief. You borrowed money interest free for a year to develop your underperforming products, called customers names, lied about the status of orders and fought as hard as possible to avoid refunds.

[Xian01]

"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
-George Bernard Shaw

[dogie]

Like I have said many times before... Most of our customers stay as far away from the forums as possible. See, most people are civilized, respectful individuals who don't want to associate with people such as Bicknellski, etc. Normal humans don't like rabid animals who can't control their behavior so they avoid people like that. Since the majority of this forum is filled with emotional teenage ego girls (or at least you would think so by the way they act), normal people stay far away.

The BFL forums suffer from that as well, though to a much lesser extent. Most people don't give a shit about the forums or talking to a bunch of rabid nerds my customers.

Bitcointalk mining hardware subforum is composed a a few hundred individuals. Completely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, especially when a handful of those, like Bick, Sake and Pl chase the rest away with their constant steam of hate and lies. This forum matters not one whit to anyone important in the mining industry. Everyone who actually accomplishes anything has their own channels of communication and only use bitcointalk as a secondary, largely irrelevant communication channel.

FTFY

[qwk]

Just a suggestion, why don't you make your own poll with just one question: "Are you a satisfied customer of BFL"?
Do it on your own forum only for customers who have actually bought something from you.
Then, come back to report

Like I have said many times before... [rant about bitcointalk and users, blaming the usual suspects]

So, you've successfully dodged a polite suggestion.
Seriously, why not poll your customers?

[Bogart]

Just a suggestion, why don't you make your own poll with just one question: "Are you a satisfied customer of BFL"?
Do it on your own forum only for customers who have actually bought something from you.
Then, come back to report

Like I have said many times before... [rant about bitcointalk and users, blaming the usual suspects]

So, you've successfully dodged a polite suggestion.
Seriously, why not poll your customers?

I think they already did when we received all those call-center calls asking if we were satisfied customers.

Think BFL will be sharing the results?

[Bicknellski]

Just a suggestion, why don't you make your own poll with just one question: "Are you a satisfied customer of BFL"?
Do it on your own forum only for customers who have actually bought something from you.
Then, come back to report

Like I have said many times before... [rant about bitcointalk and users, blaming the usual suspects]

So, you've successfully dodged a polite suggestion.
Seriously, why not poll your customers?

Slok would then have to ban anyone that voted they were the least reliable company and their forums would be even more of ghost town. I wonder why there is less of focus on the obvious problems with BFL customer relationship management and more on denigrating people and other companies in the forums? The best course of action might be find ways to be a better company. You don't simply acquire thousands of angry customers by accident you really have to work at it.

There is another poll for most reliable company where are those 40 thousand happy BFL customers? Why is BFL still at the bottom of that poll.

[LittleD]

Bick has rapidly supplanted PuertoFailbre as my most loved and useful minion.  I am pleased as to how easy he is to manipulate... makes PL and the Clown Crew look like certified geniuses by comparison.

The scoreboard is awesome.  Out of 40,000 customers, 231 have voted negatively... so by Bick's and LittleD(umbass)'s logic, over 39,000 people are happy and satisfied with BFL.  39,000 satisfied customers... no other vendor even has that many customers, satisfied or not. 

BOOM!  Scoreboard, BRO! 50x the satisfied customers as any other vendor!

Just a suggestion, why don't you make your own poll with just one question: "Are you a satisfied customer of BFL"?
Do it on your own forum only for customers who have actually bought something from you.
Then, come back to report

LOVE it +1

[LittleD]

Bick has rapidly supplanted PuertoFailbre as my most loved and useful minion.  I am pleased as to how easy he is to manipulate... makes PL and the Clown Crew look like certified geniuses by comparison.

The scoreboard is awesome.  Out of 40,000 customers, 231 have voted negatively... so by Bick's and LittleD(umbass)'s logic, over 39,000 people are happy and satisfied with BFL.  39,000 satisfied customers... no other vendor even has that many customers, satisfied or not.  

BOOM!  Scoreboard, BRO! 50x the satisfied customers as any other vendor!

Just a suggestion, why don't you make your own poll with just one question: "Are you a satisfied customer of BFL"?
Do it on your own forum only for customers who have actually bought something from you.
Then, come back to report

Like I have said many times before... Most of our customers stay as far away from the forums as possible. See, most people are civilized, respectful individuals who don't want to associate with people such as Bicknellski, etc. Normal humans don't like rabid animals who can't control their behavior so they avoid people like that. Since the majority of this forum is filled with emotional teenage ego girls (or at least you would think so by the way they act), normal people stay far away.

The BFL forums suffer from that as well, though to a much lesser extent. Most people don't give a shit about the forums or talking to a bunch of rabid nerds.

Bitcointalk mining hardware subforum is composed a a few hundred individuals. Completely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, especially when a handful of those, like Bick, Sake and Pl chase the rest away with their constant steam of hate and lies. This forum matters not one whit to anyone important in the mining industry. Everyone who actually accomplishes anything has their own channels of communication and only use bitcointalk as a secondary, largely irrelevant communication channel.

Are you ever going to apologies or are you just going to acted like a kid and put the blame on your customers Huh

[LittleD]

You think you have 40k satisfied customers? That's the funniest thing I've ever seen online. Thousands of people who paid a year earlier just getting their seriously underpowered machines in the last two months. Do you think you provided a quality experience for them? Do you really think they are happy with how it all went? You're a delusional liar, and in my opinion a thief. You borrowed money interest free for a year to develop your underperforming products, called customers names, lied about the status of orders and fought as hard as possible to avoid refunds.

So true good info please read !

[JakeGold]

You're a delusional liar, and in my opinion a thief. You borrowed money interest free for a year to develop your underperforming products, called customers names, lied about the status of orders and fought as hard as possible to avoid refunds.

... and got filthy rich in the process, which was the goal all along, and nothing anyone here says or does really matters.

Money doesn't come out of thin air. In order for one person to get $1,000,000 you need 1000 fools to give you $1000.

The real question is when will the well of fools dry up?

[LittleD]

Bick has rapidly supplanted PuertoFailbre as my most loved and useful minion.  I am pleased as to how easy he is to manipulate... makes PL and the Clown Crew look like certified geniuses by comparison.

The scoreboard is awesome.  Out of 40,000 customers, 231 have voted negatively... so by Bick's and LittleD(umbass)'s logic, over 39,000 people are happy and satisfied with BFL.  39,000 satisfied customers... no other vendor even has that many customers, satisfied or not.  

BOOM!  Scoreboard, BRO! 50x the satisfied customers as any other vendor!

Just a suggestion, why don't you make your own poll with just one question: "Are you a satisfied customer of BFL"?
Do it on your own forum only for customers who have actually bought something from you.
Then, come back to report

Like I have said many times before... Most of our customers stay as far away from the forums as possible.

sad, no wonder your still in businesses   Like a lion preying on newbs sad but true!


Preying and praying for new sheep!

[LittleD]

Cointerra - 5 (1.5%)
Kncminer - 12 (3.6%)
Hashfast - 10 (3%)
BUTTERFLY LABs - 256 (77.3%) Terrahash - 16 (4.8%)
Avalon - 32 (9.7%)
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Please keep on voting:)
Thanks

[Bicknellski]

Have you voted yet?

[LittleD]

Have you voted yet?

Also Here's BFL_Josh trusted feedback link. Please give him a Trusted feedback Smiley Wink

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=63314

Also Here's Inaba trusted feedback link. Please give him a Trusted feedback as-well Smiley Wink

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=8198

Thank you

[RoadStress]

Bick has rapidly supplanted PuertoFailbre as my most loved and useful minion.  I am pleased as to how easy he is to manipulate... makes PL and the Clown Crew look like certified geniuses by comparison.

The scoreboard is awesome.  Out of 40,000 customers, 231 have voted negatively... so by Bick's and LittleD(umbass)'s logic, over 39,000 people are happy and satisfied with BFL.  39,000 satisfied customers... no other vendor even has that many customers, satisfied or not.  

BOOM!  Scoreboard, BRO! 50x the satisfied customers as any other vendor!

Just a suggestion, why don't you make your own poll with just one question: "Are you a satisfied customer of BFL"?
Do it on your own forum only for customers who have actually bought something from you.
Then, come back to report

Like I have said many times before... Most of our customers stay as far away from the forums as possible. See, most people are civilized, respectful individuals who don't want to associate with people such as Bicknellski, etc. Normal humans don't like rabid animals who can't control their behavior so they avoid people like that. Since the majority of this forum is filled with emotional teenage ego girls (or at least you would think so by the way they act), normal people stay far away.

The BFL forums suffer from that as well, though to a much lesser extent. Most people don't give a shit about the forums or talking to a bunch of rabid nerds.

Bitcointalk mining hardware subforum is composed a a few hundred individuals. Completely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, especially when a handful of those, like Bick, Sake and Pl chase the rest away with their constant steam of hate and lies. This forum matters not one whit to anyone important in the mining industry. Everyone who actually accomplishes anything has their own channels of communication and only use bitcointalk as a secondary, largely irrelevant communication channel.

Hey Inatard! That's because your customers are people who find your website thought searches and who are too idiot to search for reviews or anything about your company. Whoever gets to your website takes it as legitimate and reasonable, but by the time they realize it isn't the case it's way too late and they are screwed. I can bet that you have very low low re-order rate at your shitty products and i'm talking about a true re-order not for the forced upgrades and bullshit that you offer to your customers. I think at this stage even AM with it's ridiculous prices has bigger re-order rate than your shitty lying company!

Meanwhile looking at http://www.bitcoindf.org/ i see that you still have 48.3% to pay from your stupid bet and i don't think you will ever pay them in full (not at this prices for sure)

[LittleD]

Please keep on voting
Thanks

[LittleD]

Cointerra - 5 (1.4%)
Kncminer - 14 (4%)
Hashfast - 10 (2.9%)
BUTTERFLY LABs - 268 (77.2%)
Terrahash - 16 (4.6%)
Avalon - 34 (9.8%)


don't forget to vote!

[jayeeyee]

On a side note: According to Josh's "ingenious & fool-proof" logic.. he is claiming there are 39,xxx out of 40,000 "satisfied" customers out there who purchased BFL hardware simply because none of the other 39k people voted on this poll.  So if your customers can care less about forums, why don't you hire some solicitors from India (like you did with the BFL 10-20% off coupon phone calls so many of us received) and let them ask your customers rate they're experience with BFL.

I will wager 2000BTC that more than 75% of your customers will give BFL a 1 out of 10 (1 being they rather be pissed on than go through the same experience they went through with BFL's delays and BS).  If I do happen to lose this wager, I'll just donate it to a charity of my choice.