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April 12, 2014, 06:59:03 PM
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i do often find bitcoin-asset talks and Mp's blog cynically accurate.. the fun and boobs pics are kind of a cherry on top of that gigantic pile of shit our world is built on Smiley

and i think paying only 0,01 btc for accessing such paradoxal point of view to be quite cheap (instead of that free mainstream crap we got served all day anyway).

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April 12, 2014, 07:36:02 PM
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http://trilema.com/2014/bitcoin-assets-m/
#bitcoin-assets is now a cult!

Assuming it wasn't already.

I am surprised mp didn't throw in a random 5 btc fee to join the chat room/cult. Seems like something he would do.

Lol, how are your "investments" on (and, i assume, in) Havelock doing?  Somethin' like this?


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April 12, 2014, 07:37:57 PM
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http://trilema.com/2014/bitcoin-assets-m/
#bitcoin-assets is now a cult!

Assuming it wasn't already.

I am surprised mp didn't throw in a random 5 btc fee to join the chat room/cult. Seems like something he would do.

Lol, how are your "investments" on (and, i assume, in) Havelock doing?  Somethin' like this?




I got my 0.01 btc investment out of neobee long ago.

And I happen to agree with you that it is a shitty investment. And I was one of the first to say HIF was overvalued. (Still is)

But what does this have to do with the cult of mpex?
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April 12, 2014, 07:40:58 PM
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and i think paying only 0,01 btc for accessing such paradoxal point of view to be quite cheap (instead of that free mainstream crap we got served all day anyway).

Even 1 satoshi is too much to veiw such absurd ramblings and manipulative articles.
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April 12, 2014, 07:42:50 PM
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I got my 0.01 btc investment out of neobee long ago.

The kind of money you forget in your pockets before it gets cleaned with the rest of the laundry hardly qualifies as "an investment".

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April 12, 2014, 07:45:13 PM
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But what does this have to do with the cult of mpex?

Other than it not being quite as lulzy as Havelock (which you kiss on at every opportunity), hopefully nothing.  I'm not concerned with MPEx -- those who can afford 30BTC door charge can take care of themselves.

*But congrats on getting your tree-fiddy 4 bux out of NeoBee.  How much did you put in, ~100?
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April 12, 2014, 07:49:33 PM
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@jimmothy -- other than it not being quite as lulzy as Havelock (which you kiss on at every opportunity), hopefully nothing.  I'm not concerned with MPEx -- those who can afford 30BTC door charge can take care of themselves.

I think havelock is a great exchange, but not worth nearly 100k btc.

If you think that 100k btc is a high evaluation then you must be mind boggled by mpex 1 million btc value while only having 1 actively traded stock.

If you are not concerned about mpex you might be in the wrong thread.
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April 12, 2014, 07:49:50 PM
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It boggles my mind that people presumably trust mpex enough to fork over the minimum of 10btc.

The trading on mpex looks so unnatural its a joke.

It's almost as if mircea doesn't care that you know he is the only one trading/pumping his stock

THIS

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April 12, 2014, 07:56:45 PM
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If you are not concerned about mpex you might be in the wrong thread.

Sorry.  I'm  (might as well admit it) mysteriously drawn to the local lolcows, I am deeply ashamed...
Post a selfie?

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Stop sperging or else Thorazine. Angry
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April 12, 2014, 08:00:59 PM
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I am deeply ashamed...


a MILLION BTC!!!

That's 421 MILLION Dollars!





Cash it out - oh you can't as it's fake accounting on a fake site. Shame.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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April 12, 2014, 08:02:45 PM
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@minerpart:
Stop sperging or else Thorazine. Angry


 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

You complete Tool.

You've lost 300 MILLION Dollars in a month. Did anyone tell you?!


 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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April 12, 2014, 08:10:53 PM
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421 MILLION Dollars!!!

What are you still on here for?! Remind us all Marcel. Surely not even a dipstick like you could spend all of 421 MILLION Dollars in one life-time???

We call that 'creative accounting' over here. And you know what? It's illegal and amounts to a serious Securities fraud.

Another charge for the prosecution!


How are you sleeping at the moment Marcel?  Kiss


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April 12, 2014, 08:52:27 PM
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I'm not worried, minerpart.  I sleep well.
The guy who stole ur money paid an old alcoholic from Missouri to take the heat if shit ever gets srs, and I too have my fall guys.
You didn't really think that the "virtual identity" [sic] known as Active Mining was Ken Slaughter's brainchild now, did you?  Hell no!

So what makes you think that Mircea is really me?  I got fickin Inception-teir layercake of identities goin' on minerpart, atemporrally and retrocausally.  The sort of shit that twists spacetime into a pretzel and vomits it up on ur lap.
Yah, that's right.  Some creepy shit 4u to think about, minerpart.
Heavy, creepy shit.
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April 12, 2014, 09:19:22 PM
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So what makes you think that Mircea is really me?  I got fickin Inception-teir layercake of identities goin' on minerpart, atemporrally and retrocausally.  The sort of shit that twists spacetime into a pretzel and vomits it up on ur lap.
Yah, that's right.  Some creepy shit 4u to think about, minerpart.
Heavy, creepy shit.


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April 12, 2014, 09:22:09 PM
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 Smiley

Don't worry about a thing dude. Everything is 'OK'.

Not brilliant, but you know, facing justice can be a liberating experience. You can put the lies and deceit to bed and become a 'new you'.

Also some people have done their best work in prison.

Cervantes Don Quixote - partly written in prison.
De Profundis by Wilde - direct from Reading Jail.
and ofcourse you own particular favourite:
Mein Kampf by Adolf.

This one is for you essential reading and you should get a copy while you still have time:
In the Belly of the Beast: Letters From Prison by Jack Henry Abbot.

Apparently it 'hauntingly depicts what a cruel and unjust prison system can do to a man’s mental state.' Now doesn't that sound nice.

As for creepy, sorry I don't do creepy. I do however do camp, and bright red ladies bags, and shirts open to the chest, and lollipops nodoubt? All much fun. Kiss
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April 12, 2014, 09:26:31 PM
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twists spacetime into a pretzel and vomits it up on ur lap.

Yeah I read something on yer blog about Pretzels.
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April 15, 2014, 12:13:51 AM
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Talking about yer blog, I see you are having a bit of technical trouble over at MPEx and have opened up a few options for a  bit of a vote. Interesting - comments are welcome. Do you log the IP address of people leaving comments?

http://trilema.com/2014/mpexrfc1/#respond

Something I saw on that page made me chuckle:
'Let me restate the related point that everyone in Bitcoin, without exception, is doing corporate communication'.

So.....this is you freely admitting that all of your Trolling on BcoinT is PR for MPEx. How tragically sad. You are THIS desperate for money? I thought you did this for the laughs? Nope, just sad and broke.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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April 29, 2014, 07:21:43 AM
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Newest hilarity from mpex:

http://trilema.com/2014/the-wunderbar-smpif/

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This arrangement has a number of advantages, chief among which that the pooling of resources under my expert eye allows perhaps the best risk profile available for any Bitcoin financial vehicle in the history of the coin.

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Dice sites. This consists of a single 50 BTC investment in just-dice. Out of the 1084 total investors it last reported, this places us around position 100. This would be mostly a passive investment, and it doesn’t have (nor, in my view, need) a manager per se, other than all of dooglus‘ hard work.

Wow. What would we do without your expert eye. Very impressive fund so far.

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Line betting. MPOE-PR has agreed to implement on BitBet the strategy discussed earlier on irc. As per the agreement, she will split 1 BTC two ways on arbitrarily selected bets at high weight. Her original piggybank is 50 BTC, but will be expanded if needed so she doesn’t have to wait for bets to close.

Good idea. Does the strategy include make unfair bets and determine the results according to your own ruling? Seems legit.

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S.MPIF liquidity. Obviously as a freely traded asset, S.MPIF may trade for values other than its calculated NAV. ThickAsThievesiii has a 50 BTC piggy bank on MPEx which he can’t withdraw, but will use to try and extract a profit out of providing liquidity.

Very smart. How would the fund survive without market manipulation?

Overall I give this investment a 9/10. Only drawback is not enough gambling.
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April 29, 2014, 02:00:42 PM
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Just WOW.

People are actually buying into this?!!!

Like you say, this has manipulation written all over it. That is the only way to make it work - there is no chance a freely operating system like this would make it past a few weeks before going bankrupt. So it will be a scam, plain and simple. There will only be ONE winner with this dirty little scheme.

 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


'my expert eye' = I will be cooking the books.



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May 03, 2014, 04:48:11 AM
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Just WOW.

People are actually buying into this?!!!

Like you say, this has manipulation written all over it. That is the only way to make it work - there is no chance a freely operating system like this would make it past a few weeks before going bankrupt. So it will be a scam, plain and simple. There will only be ONE winner with this dirty little scheme.

 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


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Well, it really does seem to be getting bought.

Contract and stats are here.

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