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January 05, 2014, 01:18:43 AM
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Hello Community!

I have a very grave situation that I need some help with.
My wife hates me Sad The reason my wife hates me is because I took all of the money I was supposed to spend on her Christmas Xbox One and rang the bell at the bar downtown. Yes, this was a very very bad idea and I am full of regret. She is now claiming that she will no longer allow me to see her naked for the term of 2-1/2 months, and this leaves me depressed and alone.

Please, for the love of God and country, someone donate ANY amount of bitcoin you could possibly spare towards the purchase of her xbox ONE.
A mans boner, marriage, and his wife's gaming satisfaction are on the line here! Thanks you so much in advance!

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January 05, 2014, 03:20:10 AM
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Hello Community!

I have a very grave situation that I need some help with.
My wife hates me Sad The reason my wife hates me is because I took all of the money I was supposed to spend on her Christmas Xbox One and rang the bell at the bar downtown. Yes, this was a very very bad idea and I am full of regret. She is now claiming that she will no longer allow me to see her naked for the term of 2-1/2 months, and this leaves me depressed and alone.

Please, for the love of God and country, someone donate ANY amount of bitcoin you could possibly spare towards the purchase of her xbox ONE.
A mans boner, marriage, and his wife's gaming satisfaction are on the line here! Thanks you so much in advance!

BTC: 113sU5mTpYPesaaWKMqYEP26FjKL2j7qnz

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January 05, 2014, 03:24:52 AM
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Dire straights?

Oh I get it now, it must be a "Money for Nothing" reference.
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January 05, 2014, 03:24:59 AM
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Hello Community!

I have a very grave situation that I need some help with.
My wife hates me Sad The reason my wife hates me is because I took all of the money I was supposed to spend on her Christmas Xbox One and rang the bell at the bar downtown. Yes, this was a very very bad idea and I am full of regret. She is now claiming that she will no longer allow me to see her naked for the term of 2-1/2 months, and this leaves me depressed and alone.

Please, for the love of God and country, someone donate ANY amount of bitcoin you could possibly spare towards the purchase of her xbox ONE.
A mans boner, marriage, and his wife's gaming satisfaction are on the line here! Thanks you so much in advance!

BTC: 113sU5mTpYPesaaWKMqYEP26FjKL2j7qnz


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January 05, 2014, 03:27:47 AM
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January 05, 2014, 03:28:26 AM
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Dire straights?

Oh I get it now, it must be a "Money for Nothing" reference.


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January 05, 2014, 04:02:57 AM
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Dire straights?

Oh I get it now, it must be a "Money for Nothing" reference.


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January 05, 2014, 05:00:12 AM
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I asked for donations that would get me miners and I would pay people back I didn't get squat. My suggestion to you is to get your ass out there and get a job. If your wife is only with you for an Xbox one get yourself a different GF I can think of a lot better reasons to give someone bitcoins so there gf can sleep with em. How about you just pimp her out to get one. I would rather get a ps4 and asking for money for a game console is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of go work at Burger King for a month and get one.

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January 05, 2014, 05:48:49 AM
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Normally these begging threads are moved to the trash quickly.  I guess all the mods are enjoying a Saturday night.  Smiley

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January 05, 2014, 06:26:05 AM
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troll post? oh noes, your wife won't have her xbox one.. what in the world will she do with this first world problem?
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January 05, 2014, 10:08:00 AM
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Keep the ideas comin guys, good stuff so far
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January 05, 2014, 06:31:26 PM
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im all for the begging but what kind of picture are you painting with the i need an xbox for my wierd/nerdy wife post?
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January 05, 2014, 07:18:52 PM
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Obvious satire guys, c'mon.
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January 05, 2014, 07:25:32 PM
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Obvious satire guys, c'mon.

could of been a funnier story is all im sayin
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January 05, 2014, 11:04:23 PM
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Obvious satire guys, c'mon.

could of been a funnier story is all im sayin

I was working on a time crunch, had a big PS4 tourney to attend.
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January 06, 2014, 12:14:39 AM
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She wanted an Xbox One?
Dump her

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January 06, 2014, 04:38:29 AM
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I asked for donations that would get me miners and I would pay people back I didn't get squat. My suggestion to you is to get your ass out there and get a job. If your wife is only with you for an Xbox one get yourself a different GF I can think of a lot better reasons to give someone bitcoins so there gf can sleep with em. How about you just pimp her out to get one. I would rather get a ps4 and asking for money for a game console is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of go work at Burger King for a month and get one.

You actually thought peeps were gonna give you coin for paypack? lol noooob
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January 06, 2014, 04:51:25 AM
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Yes can try anything they are the ones that are newbs they could make 20% off their initial investment oh well I am getting a 400GH miner next month so all is good.

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January 06, 2014, 04:54:30 AM
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Sure the hell is a lot better than asking for an Xbox one which gives nothing to the donator. Get a job!

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