[ANN] UnicornHasher AS FEATURED ON THE COVER OF BUSINESS INSIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RickJamesBTC]

The bitcoin unicorn should be the new official logo of bitcoin.org

[okimzti]

Holy crap!  I just ordered 200 of these, they were delivered in 12.4 minutes.  I have initiated a 51% attack against bitcoin.  THANK YOU LITTLE UNICORNS!

[ineedit]

Is your product safe to use, it doesn't contain any Greek mythological parts like Trojans does it? Is it also Troll aware as there are a few of those around?

[miaviator]

Is your product safe to use, it doesn't contain any Greek mythological parts like Trojans does it? Is it also Troll aware as there are a few of those around?

Our Unicorns are developed with parts and resources from around the globe a portion of the power supply has not been fully documented and has some reference to "the power of Zues" so I cannot guarantee against mythological contents.  I believe the "Horn" glows blue when Grus Orcs or Trolls approach the device so you should be good there.

[gnar1ta$]

I think someone should buy that last baby unicorn and see what kind of hardware is really in there...they may be surprised.

[gmaxwell]

Not sure if I should move to offtopic ... or sticky.

[rammy2k2]

mine leaves a weird color when its hashing, is it normal ?

[RickJamesBTC]

Not sure if I should move to offtopic ... or sticky.

I vote sticky. I think the payment address should be changed to a charity, and anyone stupid enough to send payment should just feel bad.

[miaviator]

Not sure if I should move to offtopic ... or sticky.

I am selling an actual custom miner so sticky?

This post serves as an actual real world example of asic manufacturers and their practices.

Also anything sent to that address that isn't refunded would go to Non-Profits serving foster children.

[gnar1ta$]

mine leaves a weird color when its hashing, is it normal ?

Now that is hilarious.  But it does look like your getting all HW errors.  No actual BTC in the output?

Not sure if I should move to offtopic ... or sticky.

There is an actual product in the OP that will be shipped and will hash as promised.  So I don't see how it's OT.

[The Avenger]

UnicornHasher is a scam.

I've been in contact with suppliers in China Narnia and they say they haven't had a single order for baby or adult unicorns from the OP.

They've also reported the OP is too old to get through the door at the back of the wardrobe, so unlikely he'll ever be able to collect.

And this is the sad part....

I've also heard OP placed a massive order for My Little Ponies recently and... it's hard to say.... glue, paint, glitter and small cardboard cones. I think it's obvious what he was planning to do  

I mean, we all know that a My Little Pony has nowhere near the hashing power of a baby unicorn.

This is a really terrible scam.

Your best bet is to put your bitcoin on Uranus- the newest 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!**

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

ok i can be the first ?

FUck you, man! Just by asking, the queue for batch 2 started, with batch 1 sold out. At least batch 3 customers get a discount. I'm looking forward to reading the terms of the UPP.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

UnicornHasher is a scam.

I've been in contact with suppliers in Narnia and they say they haven't had a single order for baby or adult unicorns from the OP.

They've also reported the OP is too old to get through the door at the back of the wardrobe, so unlikely he'll ever be able to collect.

And this is the sad part....

I've also heard OP placed a massive order for My Little Ponies recently and... it's hard to say.... glue, paint, glitter and small cardboard cones. I think it's obvious what he was planning to do  

I mean, we all know that a My Little Pony has no where near the hashing power of a baby unicorn.

This is a really terrible scam.

Your best bet is to put your bitcoin on Uranus- the newest 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!**

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

News FLasH: UnicornHasher and Uranus are own by the same person according to my expert Google-fuing. I highly recommend pre-ordering from both of them to hedge your bet.

[miaviator]

Baby Unicorn #2 Hot off the press! Price Increased to lower demand!

As gnar1ta$ attested to and I have guaranteed the Baby Unicorn will do two things:

1. Surprise you
2. Return as much or more BTC as three day one ASIC pre-orders
3. Prevent this post from moving to off-topic by actually providing mining hardware.

.04BTC Shipped to the USA

[The Avenger]

Typical asic vendor - ignore's all the real questions! What about Narnia? What about the bulk purchase of My Little Pony + paper cones??? Are we going to get an answer?

If we don't get an answer, I have shocking and disturbing photos leaked from your production facilities, which I will post here. People need to know the truth about UnicornHasher.


Put bitcoin into Uranus

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

[gnar1ta$]

UnicornHasher is a scam.

I've been in contact with suppliers in Narnia and they say they haven't had a single order for baby or adult unicorns from the OP.

They've also reported the OP is too old to get through the door at the back of the wardrobe, so unlikely he'll ever be able to collect.

And this is the sad part....

I've also heard OP placed a massive order for My Little Ponies recently and... it's hard to say.... glue, paint, glitter and small cardboard cones. I think it's obvious what he was planning to do  

I mean, we all know that a My Little Pony has no where near the hashing power of a baby unicorn.

This is a really terrible scam.

Your best bet is to put your bitcoin on Uranus- the newest 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!**

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

News FLasH: UnicornHasher and Uranus are own by the same person according to my expert Google-fuing. I highly recommend pre-ordering from both of them to hedge your bet.

Don't listen to Avenger, we are no longer working for the same people...ideological differences.  The way he treated the pixies was awful.  Unicorns are made with ethically treated pixies and only organic magic is used.  The images from his assembly house are not appropriate for the children here.

[gnar1ta$]

Put bitcoin into Uranus

I think the idea is to get Bitcoins out of Uranus...

And there are product reviews here for Unicorn hashers. I don't see any for Uranus.

[The Avenger]

Okay, as gnar1ta$ is knocking our product, it's time to reveal all about what a uni-scam UnicornHasher is.

Although the concept drawings look cute and amazing - here is the REAL UnicornHasher.

Photo leaked from the actual UnicornHasher production line:



The real thing is not so cute, eh?

As you can clearly see, it is a modified My Little Pony, not a baby unicorn! Modified? More like mutilated!

Don't be fooled guys. To get 50Th, they would have to push this little pony much faster than it was ever designed to trot hash. It's just not possible.

I can reveal that these modified ponies go up in smoke at only 3TH, (as in the photo). At 3.5TH, they melt and make bitcoin miners cry.


Avoid this scam and put your bitcoin on Uranus. Fully tested and functional at 5TH (+-100%)! Shipping today!

[Thyatis]

I am sorry but is this right?  i just ordered one and this arrived about 2 hours later!  I have plugged in and all it does is moan.  Please help me my wife is a little concerned.

[miaviator]

Okay, as gnar1ta$ is knocking our product, it's time to reveal all about what a uni-scam UnicornHasher is.

Although the concept drawings look cute and amazing - here is the REAL UnicornHasher.

Photo leaked from the actual UnicornHasher production line:

...

The real thing is not so cute, eh?

As you can clearly see, it is a modified My Little Pony, not a baby unicorn! Modified? More like mutilated!

Don't be fooled guys. To get 50Th, they would have to push this little pony much faster than it was ever designed to trot hash. It's just not possible.

I can reveal that these modified ponies go up in smoke at only 3TH, (as in the photo). At 3.5TH, they melt and make bitcoin miners cry.


Avoid this scam and put your bitcoin on Uranus. Fully tested and functional at 5TH (+-100%)! Shipping today!

You are clearly trying to instill confusion in my perspective customer base in an attempt to scam good forum members of their hard earned btc with your off topic bitcoin miner thread.

As has been communicated to our customers the Baby Unicorn meets all 3 of the 2 criteria I posted above and hashes.

Stop smoking your unicorn and stop abusing pixies.

Our 1HP live Unicorn hashers will be available for pre-order when the website goes live and will clearly look nothing like that image.