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January 18, 2014, 02:33:09 AM
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im new and want to make a little coin so for the very low low price of 0.00001 btc i will tell you a awesome joke i know some pretty good ones

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Save your jokes for better times and go to bitcoin faucets if you are only looking for satoshis...

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January 18, 2014, 03:29:43 AM
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free joke?

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January 18, 2014, 04:09:29 AM
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See my signature you'll earn more than that,.and ya no jokes needed.
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January 18, 2014, 11:32:05 AM
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free joke?

It's not free as you have to pay 0.00001BTC to hear it.

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January 18, 2014, 11:45:47 AM
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to "here" a joke?
WHERE???  Grin

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January 18, 2014, 12:21:14 PM
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to "here" a joke?
WHERE???  Grin

Maybe that was the joke?  Cheesy

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January 18, 2014, 01:08:45 PM
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I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"
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January 18, 2014, 01:15:53 PM
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I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"

Isn't that a play on words.
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Taffy heard there was a fortune to be made in mining cryptocurrencies, so he wrote to the Welsh Coal Board for directions.

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I tried mining once but I took an arrow to the... I mean it didn't work out too well.
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January 18, 2014, 02:15:20 PM
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free joke?

It's not free as you have to pay 0.00001BTC to hear it.

Think that he was requesting a free joke, suggesting that the original author has a multi-tiered joke system lol.
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January 18, 2014, 03:05:22 PM
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I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"

Isn't that a play on words.

I think you will find this is how a lot of jokes actually work haha.

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January 18, 2014, 03:10:32 PM
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a baby seal walks into a club
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You got a brain for business.
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January 18, 2014, 03:42:45 PM
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here's a free one Cheesy

you know what is the fastest charge?
Volt

get it? Cheesy
because it sounds like Bolt Cheesy  Grin Cheesy Cheesy

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