cybershawrk (OP)
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January 18, 2014, 02:33:09 AM |
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im new and want to make a little coin so for the very low low price of 0.00001 btc i will tell you a awesome joke i know some pretty good ones
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It is a common myth that Bitcoin is ruled by a majority of miners. This is not true. Bitcoin miners "vote" on the ordering of transactions, but that's all they do. They can't vote to change the network rules.
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January 18, 2014, 03:21:24 AM
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Save your jokes for better times and go to bitcoin faucets if you are only looking for satoshis...
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lemfuture
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January 18, 2014, 03:29:43 AM |
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free joke?
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1ADLcfwTofFXb95pKhebpeRkJ4WTWsvQXB
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BiTJack
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January 18, 2014, 04:09:29 AM |
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See my signature you'll earn more than that,.and ya no jokes needed.
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hilariousandco
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January 18, 2014, 11:32:05 AM |
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free joke?
It's not free as you have to pay 0.00001 BTC to hear it. |
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bitkokos
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January 18, 2014, 11:45:47 AM |
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to "here" a joke? WHERE???  |
O_o
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hilariousandco
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January 18, 2014, 12:21:14 PM |
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to "here" a joke? WHERE??? Maybe that was the joke?  |
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boerse29
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January 18, 2014, 01:08:45 PM |
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I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"
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Acruzez
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January 18, 2014, 01:15:53 PM |
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I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"
Isn't that a play on words. |
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Flashman
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January 18, 2014, 01:33:01 PM |
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Q: Why did the redneck try to get his coonhound to chew on his spare change?
A: Because he heard as how bitcoins were worth a bunch.
Q: Why did the "newfie" screw a quarter into his bedside lamp?
A: Because the b'ys told him he ought to make litecoins.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who heard of the new breakthroughs in electronic virtual currencies?
A: She faxed her aunt a $100 bill for her birthday.
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Flashman
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January 18, 2014, 01:44:39 PM |
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Taffy heard there was a fortune to be made in mining cryptocurrencies, so he wrote to the Welsh Coal Board for directions.
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TL;DR See Spot run. Run Spot run. .... .... Freelance interweb comedian, for teh lulz >>> 1MqAAR4XkJWfDt367hVTv5SstPZ54Fwse6
Bitcoin Custodian: Keeping BTC away from weak heads since Feb '13, adopter of homeless bitcoins. |
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Acruzez
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January 18, 2014, 01:50:13 PM |
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I tried mining once but I took an arrow to the... I mean it didn't work out too well.
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Flashman
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January 18, 2014, 02:07:56 PM |
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Q:What's the difference between a late shipping ASIC manufacturer and a pedo?
A:Not much, they're both screwing miners. (minors)
Q: Did you hear about Bad Luck Brian GPU mining?
A: He snapped 3 HD7970s in half before his geek buddy explained it better.
Q: Why did the goth ragequit cryptocurrency after a couple of weeks?
A: It took him that long to discover there were no actual crypts involved.
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TL;DR See Spot run. Run Spot run. .... .... Freelance interweb comedian, for teh lulz >>> 1MqAAR4XkJWfDt367hVTv5SstPZ54Fwse6
Bitcoin Custodian: Keeping BTC away from weak heads since Feb '13, adopter of homeless bitcoins. |
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Keep it dense, yeah?
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January 18, 2014, 02:15:20 PM |
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free joke?
It's not free as you have to pay 0.00001 BTC to hear it. Think that he was requesting a free joke, suggesting that the original author has a multi-tiered joke system lol. |
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Flashman
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January 18, 2014, 02:19:16 PM |
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Q: What happened when I told my mother I could make her a paper wallet?
A: She started boasting to her friends that I was a black belt at origami.
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TL;DR See Spot run. Run Spot run. .... .... Freelance interweb comedian, for teh lulz >>> 1MqAAR4XkJWfDt367hVTv5SstPZ54Fwse6
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Flashman
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January 18, 2014, 02:55:06 PM |
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FAUX NEWS HEADLINES - Telepaths tout new braincoin algorithm
- Greenpeace admits kneejerk reaction to incomplete information: Cancels protest against groundwater contamination by mining pools.
- Apocalypse Porn Physicist warns. "Given the exponential rise in alternate currencies, entire mass of planet could be cryptocurrency by 2016"
- Government report states only 2 in 5 Americans have savings for retirement; Max Keiser boasts "Millions have their entire life savings in bitcoin"
- Silk Road 2.0 debuts scrapbooking and crafts section to appeal more to the suburban mother demographic: DPR II "We feel Etsy is costing us potential market share"
- Small Arab kingdom, Frackoffistan prices oil in bitcoin, is erased from history, correspondent: "Google returns nothing, NOTHING!!!!"
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TL;DR See Spot run. Run Spot run. .... .... Freelance interweb comedian, for teh lulz >>> 1MqAAR4XkJWfDt367hVTv5SstPZ54Fwse6
Bitcoin Custodian: Keeping BTC away from weak heads since Feb '13, adopter of homeless bitcoins. |
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hilariousandco
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January 18, 2014, 03:05:22 PM |
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I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"
Isn't that a play on words. I think you will find this is how a lot of jokes actually work haha. |
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sakkosekk
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January 18, 2014, 03:10:32 PM |
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a baby seal walks into a club
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tomatocoin
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January 18, 2014, 03:15:54 PM |
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You got a brain for business.
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Kiki112
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January 18, 2014, 03:42:45 PM |
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here's a free one you know what is the fastest charge? Volt get it? because it sounds like Bolt |
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