wanna here a joke

[cybershawrk]

im new and want to make a little coin so for the very low low price of 0.00001 btc i will tell you a awesome joke i know some pretty good ones

[dailycoins]

Save your jokes for better times and go to bitcoin faucets if you are only looking for satoshis...

[lemfuture]

free joke?

[BiTJack]

See my signature you'll earn more than that,.and ya no jokes needed.

[hilariousandco]

free joke?

It's not free as you have to pay 0.00001BTC to hear it.

[bitkokos]

to "here" a joke?
WHERE??? 

[hilariousandco]

to "here" a joke?
WHERE??? 

Maybe that was the joke? 

[boerse29]

I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"

[Acruzez]

I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"

Isn't that a play on words.

[Flashman]

Q: Why did the redneck try to get his coonhound to chew on his spare change?
A: Because he heard as how bitcoins were worth a bunch.

Q: Why did the "newfie" screw a quarter into his bedside lamp?
A: Because the b'ys told him he ought to make litecoins.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who heard of the new breakthroughs in electronic virtual currencies?
A: She faxed her aunt a $100 bill for her birthday.

[Flashman]

Taffy heard there was a fortune to be made in mining cryptocurrencies, so he wrote to the Welsh Coal Board for directions.

[Acruzez]

I tried mining once but I took an arrow to the... I mean it didn't work out too well.

[Flashman]

Q:What's the difference between a late shipping ASIC manufacturer and a pedo?
A:Not much, they're both screwing miners. (minors)

Q: Did you hear about Bad Luck Brian GPU mining?
A: He snapped 3 HD7970s in half before his geek buddy explained it better.

Q: Why did the goth ragequit cryptocurrency after a couple of weeks?
A: It took him that long to discover there were no actual crypts involved.

[Cryptopher]

free joke?

It's not free as you have to pay 0.00001BTC to hear it.

Think that he was requesting a free joke, suggesting that the original author has a multi-tiered joke system lol.

[Flashman]

Q: What happened when I told my mother I could make her a paper wallet?
A: She started boasting to her friends that I was a black belt at origami.

[Flashman]

FAUX NEWS HEADLINES

• Telepaths tout new braincoin algorithm
• Greenpeace admits kneejerk reaction to incomplete information: Cancels protest against groundwater contamination by mining pools.
• Apocalypse Porn Physicist warns. "Given the exponential rise in alternate currencies, entire mass of planet could be cryptocurrency by 2016"
• Government report states only 2 in 5 Americans have savings for retirement; Max Keiser boasts "Millions have their entire life savings in bitcoin"
• Silk Road 2.0 debuts scrapbooking and crafts section to appeal more to the suburban mother demographic: DPR II "We feel Etsy is costing us potential market share"
• Small Arab kingdom, Frackoffistan prices oil in bitcoin, is erased from history, correspondent: "Google returns nothing, NOTHING!!!!"

[hilariousandco]

I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"

Isn't that a play on words.

I think you will find this is how a lot of jokes actually work haha.

[sakkosekk]

a baby seal walks into a club

[tomatocoin]

You got a brain for business.

[Kiki112]

here's a free one

you know what is the fastest charge?
Volt

get it?
because it sounds like Bolt