Never a good idea to name a coin after a person, place or business in my opinion. Not good for the long term.
Long-term?
No reason to scam. Be upfront. Tuck your shirt in.
Call it HydrogenCoin. Literally nowhere to go but up. It's kind of cool we even have access to hydrogen, though I'm glad our lightest element on Earth doesn't continually float away into space, creating a terrible domino effect where, element by element, our bodies (and the rest of the world) "vaporize." It's so nice to have an atmosphere. Oh, wait.... hydrogen DOES float through the atmosphere into space, and we're converting our water into hydrogen gas? Lol, nice to live in a short span of time where humans exists, eh? Ah, nevermind - guess gravity's well enough for most elements, still.
Though, on an industrial scale, we're converting our water into hydrogen gas which floats into space and cannot be recovered. We're converting our water into hydrogen gas which floats into space. Yes, voluntarily. I feel like I need to shout this at people. Well, that's the sensationalist headline I'd shout at people... well, I'll shout it when the Alzheimer's full-blown.
Hydrogen isn't that big a worry, really. We're totally fucked on helium, though, until we start building massive structures to transport enormous quantities of elements between planets (which is kind of ridiculous considering we have to build something large enough to store all this crap, risking incredible quantities of important Earth resources -- good luck with Texas-sized space freighters flaming into Earth with nothing but enormous canisters of super-compressed helium.... that sure would be an incredible explosion, though.... world's most powerful bomb, except a good amount of it of it will almost immediately blow "up" into space... wonder if there'd be enough helium to actually carry ship debris up into space... oh, I guess it'd make water ... .... ... holy crap - that'd totally clusterfuck our Earth.... we'd get a truly epic flood... unbelievably large and awesome... no freakin' clue what kind of damage it'd have on the atmosphere... the flood alone is the kind of extinction event so awesome, not even Hollywood's covered. Maybe I can sell it. Oh, they did cover a massive flood? Hm... Do terrorists know about cloud seeding? Holy fucking shit, we've got a movie, Jim!! One of the most painful ways to die, I hear; drowning... maybe instead of being crucified, Jesus 2.0 drowns from God 2.0's flood, except God's the leader of "The Jews," an extremist Al Qaeda division focused on firing butt-loads of silver iodide into clouds from a fuckin' spaceship).
What was the question? Oh, right, burritos. Burritos do sound good. Kind of a homoerotic question, IMO.
