Seriously, somebody make it, then PM me when it's ready for launch.

On the official JDC website, use all the quotes mentioned by JD about Bitcoin, replacing Bitcoin with JDC. The goal of the satire coin is to market it as the most useless alt coin ever produced because you won't be able to buy shit with it, albeit it'll be traded among the various exchanges.

I suggest using the following caricature of Jamie Dimon (body smaller/head bigger) on any physical coins produced to represent that they were made with the use of a steamroller.

Along with this...

IIIIII like it!

First, JP Morgan attempts to patent bitcoin technology for itself.  After that failure, JD starts demeaning it instead.  Make his hypocrisy known!

Now would be a great time to revive this.

Lets bring it back. We can call the full units dimons and the micros patents because every single dimon has to be made of like a billion patents.

And hashing between miners would have to be a labeled to mimic the trolling he does so the miners would have to be labeled "trolls" because they are all fighting over "patents" through cryptological hashing which should be dedicated to the folding at home network for the giggles of it.

FYI, we are going to launch Dimon Coin this week 

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2204225.0;
http://dimoncoin.org/