Seriously, somebody make it, then PM me when it's ready for launch.
On the official JDC website, use all the quotes mentioned by JD about Bitcoin, replacing Bitcoin with JDC. The goal of the satire coin is to market it as the most useless alt coin ever produced because you won't be able to buy shit with it, albeit it'll be traded among the various exchanges.
I suggest using the following caricature of Jamie Dimon (body smaller/head bigger) on any physical coins produced to represent that they were made with the use of a steamroller.
![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kerrywaghorn.com%2Fimages%2Fbusiness%2F2-jamie_dimon_03.18.09_color.jpg&t=665&c=QV5ZfXgr8yBOhg)
Awesome idea.
Let's make this total crap shit-coin happen.
Instead of getting actual coins, you get a square of toilet paper that states you have a 500 to 1 chance of actually owning any coins.
Stick a picture of him and Blythe Masters 69ing on the back.
JDC to the COTE (core of the earth)!!!