JDC ~ Jamie Dimon Coin

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Seriously, somebody make it, then PM me when it's ready for launch.

On the official JDC website, use all the quotes mentioned by JD about Bitcoin, replacing Bitcoin with JDC. The goal of the satire coin is to market it as the most useless alt coin ever produced because you won't be able to buy shit with it, albeit it'll be traded among the various exchanges.

I suggest using the following caricature of Jamie Dimon (body smaller/head bigger) on any physical coins produced to represent that they were made with the use of a steamroller.

[cryptocobain]

wat

[Phinnaeus Gage]

wat

Along with this...

Somebody had to suggest it: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=433314

The slogan for that alt-currency can be "In inconsistencies we trust."
Perhaps it can use a intentionally flawed algorithm.
This would reflect the inconsistencies I stated in previous post and the flawed logic by which he denounced btc store value.

[KJO]

Seriously, somebody make it, then PM me when it's ready for launch.

On the official JDC website, use all the quotes mentioned by JD about Bitcoin, replacing Bitcoin with JDC. The goal of the satire coin is to market it as the most useless alt coin ever produced because you won't be able to buy shit with it, albeit it'll be traded among the various exchanges.

I suggest using the following caricature of Jamie Dimon (body smaller/head bigger) on any physical coins produced to represent that they were made with the use of a steamroller.

Awesome idea.

Let's make this total crap shit-coin happen.

Instead of getting actual coins, you get a square of toilet paper that states you have a 500 to 1 chance of actually owning any coins.

Stick a picture of him and Blythe Masters 69ing on the back.

JDC to the COTE (core of the earth)!!!

[CycleSurfer]

IIIIII like it!

First, JP Morgan attempts to patent bitcoin technology for itself.  After that failure, JD starts demeaning it instead.  Make his hypocrisy known!

[Zackgeno96]

still waiting for this to launch 

[NateBronson]

Now would be a great time to revive this.

[DylanJones]

Now would be a great time to revive this.

Love how this is from January 2014, imagine this coin now! Mwhaha!

[erok]

Now would be a great time to revive this.

Love how this is from January 2014, imagine this coin now! Mwhaha!

Lets bring it back. We can call the full units dimons and the micros patents because every single dimon has to be made of like a billion patents.

And hashing between miners would have to be a labeled to mimic the trolling he does so the miners would have to be labeled "trolls" because they are all fighting over "patents" through cryptological hashing which should be dedicated to the folding at home network for the giggles of it.

[cryptoUKManiac]

hahha guys, this is fabulous, I can't believe it's back from 2014 ha

[DimonCoin]

FYI, we are going to launch Dimon Coin this week 

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2204225.0;
http://dimoncoin.org/