What was the dumbest thing you did for love?

[oprahwindfury]

While daydreaming on the job, I was thinking about why I had gone to such great lengths to impress girls in college. One of my more memorable accounts was when I was a freshman. I had this girl in my intro to bio class, her name was Stacy. Stacy had a giant rack and a really nice bottom. The kind that makes you do a double take if she were to bike past you. I was really into Stacy but we weren't really going anywhere with me being stuck in the friend zone. I had her facebook, so I began cyber stalking her profile. Everywhere she went, every picture she took--I had a vicarious memory of. I'd imagine I was there with her and feel happy for a moment in time.

So anyway, while I was creeping her to the max I jogged down what she liked to do, her favorite bands, restaurants, etc. I thought that the more things we had in common the better the chances of me popping the "date" question. Needless to say she felt kinda uncomfortable that I was mentioning all her favorite things all the time and we eventually stopped talking altogether. Freshman desperation, don't do it.

[Lethn]

lol I've given up trying to impress women, if they want me they can come and get me, there's no point chasing the ones who just aren't interested in you because they'll easily brush you off if they find someone better because they can even if you somehow manage to be their boyfriend for awhile, I've seen it happen dozens of times.

[RebelWorm]

lol I've given up trying to impress women, if they want me they can come and get me, there's no point chasing the ones who just aren't interested in you because they'll easily brush you off if they find someone better because they can even if you somehow manage to be their boyfriend for awhile, I've seen it happen dozens of times.

And that is why you are single!
No, but seriously, if you don't try and risk anything you won't win anything either. I thought like you did for a few years, then I changed my mind. Had a girlfriend after a week!

[Lethn]

lmfao probably >_> maybe when I get money and am living more comfortably I'll take the time to find a g/f but right now I'm happy being single time is money after all.

[hilariousandco]

lol I've given up trying to impress women, if they want me they can come and get me, there's no point chasing the ones who just aren't interested in you because they'll easily brush you off if they find someone better because they can even if you somehow manage to be their boyfriend for awhile, I've seen it happen dozens of times.

What happened to all these perverse women you know? 

[Lethn]

lol I've given up trying to impress women, if they want me they can come and get me, there's no point chasing the ones who just aren't interested in you because they'll easily brush you off if they find someone better because they can even if you somehow manage to be their boyfriend for awhile, I've seen it happen dozens of times.

What happened to all these perverse women you know?  

They're taken idiot

+ or they live too far away

[hilariousandco]

lol I've given up trying to impress women, if they want me they can come and get me, there's no point chasing the ones who just aren't interested in you because they'll easily brush you off if they find someone better because they can even if you somehow manage to be their boyfriend for awhile, I've seen it happen dozens of times.

What happened to all these perverse women you know?  

They're taken idiot

+ or they live too far away

Or they're really men? haha. Get on a train or a plane if you're desperate. Women won't flock to you. Unless you've got money  .

[Lethn]

I find it interesting how you're basically stalking me on any thread where I mention my personal life so stop trying to troll, oh wait, I don't need to argue with you, I have an ignore button here.

[Kluge]

Listen up, kids. Don't ever have sex or do anything with the goal of sex where you think it'd be a good idea to wear a condom. Once you have sex that doesn't feel like a handjob from a pissed off gorilla, you'll realize why so many people support abstinence and conservative relationships. Getting any type of STD is basically a sexual death sentence unless you move to Atlanta where everyone's already infected.

(I think that's good enough to include in The Talk. Second opinion?)

[Lethn]

LOL Kluge, stop making me paranoid >_> I have a bad enough time with women

[hilariousandco]

I find it interesting how you're basically stalking me on any thread where I mention my personal life so stop trying to troll, oh wait, I don't need to argue with you, I have an ignore button here.

I find it interesting how you're so paranoid and self-important that you think I'm stalking you. You really do love that ignore button and publicly telling people about it. You seem to ignore anybody who says something you don't like or when you can't back up your points with a coherent argument, so instead you use the ignore button or cry about being trolled as a defence mechanism and a cop-out.

[Frost000]

Back on topic...

Dumbest thing I've probably done was to bring my (now ex) girlfriend on a trip even though I knew the relationship was pretty much over. I thought it might help in saving things but all it ended up doing was costing me a lot of money. Less than a month later, we were broken up and I was a bit less rich.

You live and learn!

[hilariousandco]

Back on topic...

Dumbest thing I've probably done was to bring my (now ex) girlfriend on a trip even though I knew the relationship was pretty much over. I thought it might help in saving things but all it ended up doing was costing me a lot of money. Less than a month later, we were broken up and I was a bit less rich.

You live and learn!

I knew a couple who had booked a holiday together but kinda split up a month or so before the trip but went on it anyway. It didn't turn out very well. The two week holiday pretty much turned into seeing who could sleep with the most people haha. The situation would probably make a pretty funny film  .

[MoneyGod]

LOL Kluge, stop making me paranoid >_> I have a bad enough time with women

I have also very bad time with women but its just first time as I want sex and she want condom at the end I was hungry 

[Frost000]

Back on topic...

Dumbest thing I've probably done was to bring my (now ex) girlfriend on a trip even though I knew the relationship was pretty much over. I thought it might help in saving things but all it ended up doing was costing me a lot of money. Less than a month later, we were broken up and I was a bit less rich.

You live and learn!

I knew a couple who had booked a holiday together but kinda split up a month or so before the trip but went on it anyway. It didn't turn out very well. The two week holiday pretty much turned into seeing who could sleep with the most people haha. The situation would probably make a pretty funny film  .

That's horrible... I would've tried to bargain and get her to sell me her ticket so I could bring another date or even a mate instead.

I feel bad for him! Unless he got some nice tail there.

[Lucky Cris]

While daydreaming on the job, I was thinking about why I had gone to such great lengths to impress girls in college. One of my more memorable accounts was when I was a freshman. I had this girl in my intro to bio class, her name was Stacy. Stacy had a giant rack and a really nice bottom. The kind that makes you do a double take if she were to bike past you. I was really into Stacy but we weren't really going anywhere with me being stuck in the friend zone. I had her facebook, so I began cyber stalking her profile. Everywhere she went, every picture she took--I had a vicarious memory of. I'd imagine I was there with her and feel happy for a moment in time.

So anyway, while I was creeping her to the max I jogged down what she liked to do, her favorite bands, restaurants, etc. I thought that the more things we had in common the better the chances of me popping the "date" question. Needless to say she felt kinda uncomfortable that I was mentioning all her favorite things all the time and we eventually stopped talking altogether. Freshman desperation, don't do it.

lol, at least you're able to admit you stalked! I can't count the number of times I caught   ran into my guy friends on my turf, and a couple of times in my rear view mirror! You guys are worst than a woman... at least we're slick with our shit 

[Lethn]

lol!

[hilariousandco]

Back on topic...

Dumbest thing I've probably done was to bring my (now ex) girlfriend on a trip even though I knew the relationship was pretty much over. I thought it might help in saving things but all it ended up doing was costing me a lot of money. Less than a month later, we were broken up and I was a bit less rich.

You live and learn!

I knew a couple who had booked a holiday together but kinda split up a month or so before the trip but went on it anyway. It didn't turn out very well. The two week holiday pretty much turned into seeing who could sleep with the most people haha. The situation would probably make a pretty funny film  .

That's horrible... I would've tried to bargain and get her to sell me her ticket so I could bring another date or even a mate instead.

I feel bad for him! Unless he got some nice tail there.

I don't think tickets can be changed that quickly or easily, can they? They tried to patch things up before they went but obviously it just wasn't working. And I can't comment on the quality of shags they got, but they both had a lousy time. They still pretty much slept in the same bed at the end of the night and you can only imagine the awkwardness and animosity that caused, especially when one pulled and the other didn't haha. I would've just gone on the holiday and just paid for my own room and done my own things.

[YTREWQ]

Once I bought tickets to a concert that the girl I had a crush on (she seemed to be into me aswell!) loved. Well, we went there had an amazing night togheter, and I really thought this was going to be something. The next day she got a new boyfriend. To bad it wasn't me...

[EvilPanda]

I invited a girl I liked to spend holidays at my place and to make a good impression taking her out almost every day. The only thing she paid for was a train ticket and I ended up spending half of my life savings in 1 month (equivalent of 6 months wage). I later found out she was happy to visit me anyway and would be even if we just ordered food instead of going out and stuff. Anyway, we had fun so I don't regret it.