Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[inthelongrun]

I am unsure if this is a shit post or a shame, but I found it funny in the Games and Round sections. The poster is pretty much active in the Games and Round section, but he probably did not pay attention when he wrote this.

a. Draw
b. 0-0
c.  None
d. Over
e. No
f.  87'

If you didn't catch what is the funny thing, let me explain to you. He predicted the match would be drawn by 0-0 goal. Also, he expected the first goal to be scored in the 87th minute of the game . The match result was 0-0, and he could be the winner only if he did not write the goal minutes.

I used to do something similar in sportsbet predictions.

I don't watch football, but just to take part and in hope for getting lucky I'd write random stuff up. Ofc this didn't work out and op of those threads banned me from participating altogether.

Yeah, I felt shame when I read the DM.

Lol! That's just a funny pick by Slissy. But pretty sure the guy knows his football. I used to play with him in the Qatar World Cup tournament last year. And I remember he was one of the participants that entered the round of 16. He's probably torn between a 0-0 or a possible late score which finally made him decide to just put a time on the first goal which made his prediction look funny. So I guess he was exempted from being banned by Jeremypwr.

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[PowerGlove]

Here's some great advice about how to use the forum (the fulfillment of the combined mission of the forum and its users is a sock, by the way):

Those who are posting outside the world should now post topically to help new comers like us to learn then our mission and mission of the organization will be fully fulfilled which is our sock.

You know how a verbal stumble or poor word choice can basically ruin an attempt to sound like a badass? If you need a good laugh, then feast your mental ears on this (emphasis mine):

TikTok TikTok the clock is thinking motherfuckers!

(Taken from some idiot's threat to nuke the West into oblivion, or something.)

[Don Pedro Dinero]

I have revisited a thread in which I commented, about stop loss in trading, and I have found this post, which is not only funny, but it also seems to be written by a silly bot:

Any market means profit and loss. The word loss is associated with the market system because loss and profit are complementary to each other and cannot be imagined without the other.Losses cannot be cut due to market ups and downs The best trading consists of stop loss is a terrible market system that suffers a lot of losses and also good profit and loss protection.If there is good information about it, proper knowledge should be acquired from there Its value is different from any situation There is no reason to be restless, if you fail once, next time you try, you definitely feel it is possible to achieve and protect your wealth from any loss.There is an entry price in any trade and a stop loss is one that everyone must adhere to in order to make a profit.To avoid stop loss, wait and be patient and plan long term with it, stop loss is possible.Before doing any trade you need to know about its losses or ricks then think about what you will get from there it can be clear, and it can be loss taking these into consideration before trading.To move forward Loss can be a key in every trading where there is volatility Before doing every trading you need to train by knowing and observing well the lower the weakness the lower the loss the higher the weakness the higher the loss No task is achieved easily. To achieve something big, great aunts plan big. They know what the process is called from below and how they can profit here.
Finally, I can say that to avoid stop loss you have to neglect and be patient only then it is possible to protect yourself and everyone from stop loss.There are many scams like Scaling where the loss is less or non-existent but in these places you can't accept it from your heart even after earning profit will give you temporary pleasure but will make you feel right or mentally.No matter what we call business or trading, profit must come into this world accepting loss and loss must be accepted as an important part, just like hand is a part of the body, trading or business is a part of plus.For example, in the current market system, the value of Crypto currency is somewhat low and those who invest first expect to lose, but this is a system that may lose temporarily but gain later. The face will show as a result the word loss will no longer be the basis. Loss can be temporary and very little.

I have just reported it for low value. He has more such posts in his short post history but I don't know if they will last long without being deleted because I have also reported them.

[acroman08]

guys he needs our help he said btc address is blocked or Blacklisted, send your btc now to his address to verify whether it is actually blocked or blacklisted

one of the dumbest begging attempt I've seen in a while.

Plz help i cant sent any amount btc to my btc address , its blocked or blacklisted plz help me


Btc address : 19fCVjYVuppjhSvZc4fYimLSjTv63SyoYD

[Bureau]

The user bought Copper Membership to ask below one liner. Account creation date is August of 2020, nothing happened for three years until August of this year.

Hello

Is bitcoin dead or it is getting stronger?

[348Judah]

Government are fighting what them don't know about, which Bitcoin can't stop by government as long internet exist, instead Bitcoin is even happen government rather when it comes to financial sector, very soon government we officially accept Bitcoin as a means of payment in the country, like wise some other countries have been accepted Bitcoin.

One of the essence of posting on the local board is for those who hardly finds the convenience in posting in English due to the place where they come from finds a means of giving their own contributions in their local language, but in this user's case, he's having a serious challenge in English and the content of his post is very difficult to understand, he's just making the post by typing them without cross checking if it actually means something suitable to the hearing, I don't think he also knows about bitcoin that much.

[nutildah]

This whole post is hot garbage but this is my favorite excerpt from it:

There is a chance that there is a chance, profit has a chance.

He's had this account since 2017 -- I'm pretty sure its the same owner. His posts are simply stunning:

I prefer bounty, because bounty less risk. in addition, because I do not have enough capital for investment.

(Give me merit, pleaseee   )

I saw him for the first time earlier today, asking ChartBuddy for help:

Explanation
Chartbuddy thanks talkimg.com

how to create stamp bitcoin uodate prize like this sir? an tutorial??

"Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot." - Peter Griffin

I'm expecting JJG to merit his post within in the next 4 hours  

[JayJuanGee]

I'm expecting JJG to merit his post within in the next 4 hours  

Yes nutildah, with your seemingly borderline tortious intermeddling, I am sure some members already recognize/appreciate that you are quite the self-proclaimed (self-appointed) expert in terms of which posts and members deserve and/or don't deserve merits to be sent to them...

My below-quoted post from within the last 12 hours on the topic likely deserves repeating in this thread since you, daddy dildah, happen to want to continue to proclaim and/or imply that you know so much regarding this topic regarding who and what deserves merits...

Maybe theymos should just assign all the smerits to you, daddy dildah, since you are such an objectively-valid pro in that direction?.. no matter what is decided, you likely do deserve some kind of a higher office in the forum or otherwise regarding smerit responsibilities that many merit source members carry out on a volunteer basis. that should be undisputed how a lot of this needs to be managed, daddy dildah...



right?



right?




riiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhtttttttt?

Poll has finally ended. 38 for Yes and 59 No. Not completely surprising, but for the 38 people who voted Yes, well let me just say I am proud of you.

There's been a considerable dropoff in merit farming in the WO since I opened this thread (although it still exists to a certain degree). I reckon I will re-open and bump it if it picks back up again.

At least Duderino seems like he's considering being more selective with merits, so that's good.

Just a reminder to all merit sources, you don't need to give away all your source merits! Ideally you are giving them out for good posts that demonstrate the slightest inkling of original thought, and not just for copy/pasted tweets about number going up, or because somebody expresses admiration for you or agrees with you. I dunno, I guess the takeaway is don't let yourself be so easily fooled and manipulated. Its happened to me a few times, nobody's perfect, but let's not consistently reward low effort copy/paste posts. It just leads to a multiplication of such posts in what is arguably the best thread on the forum.

Fuck off with your "last word" lecturing to imply that there might have had been some kind of need for merit source members in the WO thread to take some kind of action to tailor and/or improve their smerit sending practices in the WO thread in accordance with your baloney fantasy standards... and your bullshit implications that your thread had any kind of substantive/meaningful (or even desirable) effect in the direction of the WO in regards to your quasi-delusional wannabe a merit czar ideas of "troll problems" in the WO thread.^**

**I would have said the same thing within that other thread, but you locked the thread after you set forth your fantasy-landia self-absorbed morality assertions.

[worldofcoins]

This whole post is hot garbage but this is my favorite excerpt from it:

There is a chance that there is a chance, profit has a chance.

At least there is a chance of profit 

I prefer bounty, because bounty less risk. in addition, because I do not have enough capital for investment.

(Give me merit, pleaseee   )

At least he's saying 'please', lol, pardon my laugh 

[suchmoon]

Not really a shitpost but a shitPM from a user with ~900 activity and zero merits:

Hello...can you give me 1 merit.please?

[BitcoinGirl.Club]

Not really a shitpost but a shitPM from a user with ~900 activity and zero merits:

Hello...can you give me 1 merit.please?

I get that sometimes LOL
Forward the MF to this thread https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5461523.0

If he really need it then let him earn it. I doubt though if they are willing to learn anything.

[nutildah]

This guy recently had a bunch of posts deleted as being AI spam, so now he's taken to "other methods" to generate text that only vaguely resembles coherent thought. I've bolded the fun parts because its a brick of words:

Despite being enforced on the Ethereum blockchain, Paypal's new USD stablecoin isn't decentralized. numerous internet druggies have examined the coin's smart contract law and discovered some concerning details, similar as PayPal's power to cancel deals, the capability to indurate stoner means, and the capability for the admin( i.e., PayPal themselves) to freely issue and burn coins. With two deals( first" snap," also" wipeFrozenAddress"), the new PayPal USD stablecoin's" assetprotection" part can fully wipe your balance. This is appertained to as a" centralization attack vector" in smart contract security. In agreement with the PayPal USD terms of service, you must use your PayPal account to pierce the stablecoin, which means complete Know Your client( KYC) procedures apply and your held commemoratives are UNDER PayPal's control. Yes it means they enjoy your coins. Other stablecoins, similar USDC and USDT, are well known to have similar mechanics, but we all know how PayPal can be. They have a history of expropriating millions of bones
 in stoner means by indurating them, for which they have been sued in class conduct. Paypal's stablecoin shouldn't be taken seriously in the defi community. It can not indeed be used to offer liquidity or as a trading brace.
I'll better save my coin in my own wallet fuck all this shit

It's like he put an article through a text spinner that references drug culture unnecessarily. One of the weirder posts I've come across recently.

[digaran]

I hate(thank) you nutildah, why do you keep doing this? I mean where do you find these gems?  🤣🤣🤣, I have never heard about internet druggies and their testing of smart contracts.  It would be wise to translate the post after using a word spinner, at least you know what garbage is being posted. But I don't think they even care.

[nutildah]

These posts will soon be deleted, might as well archive them here for the lulz. Bounty cheater is big mad that he is being exposed by one of his peers:

Check these too sir,

See these sir, all deposited at same adress
ASENIX (ENIX) token. All multiple accounts. There are many more besides. Those who make income by deception. Please check.

Btt name: Nagraj9
Address: 0xc66648e06Fbed5D7d67B708DFDC4f4F49345E88e

Btt name: LG TV
Address: 0x7025eD25AaA72D46fA02445b0b32d7bceF1053Bb

Btt name: Fulki88
Address: 0x63f21Aa2f97246109e82d5583e6938E7e66aE136


Deposit: 0x3a39E427990F636CaC3B2565bFfd4a2F8acf6608

I'm going to see how much you can fuck your mother by making her f*** up.

Nice of him to at least censor the second expletive. And I think this is the first time I ever heard this one:

Remember one thing, if I catch you, I will pick you up from your house and fuck you so much that you will forget to mention your father's name.

[digaran]

Remember one thing, if I catch you, I will pick you up from your house and fuck you so much that you will forget to mention your father's name.

I haven't heard anyone mentioning the "name" of their father during the act, he also doesn't specify the place in which he would do it so "much", would it be in the car or just in front of the house? Lol

This is a serial rapist, does he know he could go to jail just for the threats?

[Synchronice]

Who is this OP and Why did he claim the prize if winner is me they are blind or fools to give prize to anyone who is just not more then a liar they have the winner in their database and it is really me so whats wrong with them now bro if other winners are annonymous then they must get their prize on time

This is not a shitpost but I have never read something so funny for centuries

[nutildah]

How the Eloncoin sig campaign is going... I get the feeling they are not sending their best & brightest:

...
But these Bitcoin and others Altcoins or NFTs are working because of Technology. If Technology is here so they are working. If there will be WW3 so after that the Technology will go down. So we can't say anything. How much the will live.

They are working because the technology is here. After WW3 the technology will go down, along with my will to live.

[Publictalk792]

How the Eloncoin sig campaign is going... I get the feeling they are not sending their best & brightest:

...
But these Bitcoin and others Altcoins or NFTs are working because of Technology. If Technology is here so they are working. If there will be WW3 so after that the Technology will go down. So we can't say anything. How much the will live.

They are working because the technology is here. After WW3 the technology will go down, along with my will to live.

It means you will just pick a piece of my post and will set a tag of Spam or Shit posting.
By the way I am still on my words, didn't you see what the WW2 done?
Now you know that how much countries have Atomic Energy. You know better, what will Atomic weapons do if they will be used.
And one more thing sir if I am wrong so prove it by your research and mention me in that topic and win by discussion before tagging me in spam or shit posting thread. Thanks.

And if you saw my post in that thread, from where you picked up my piece of post. And you don't have anything to reply so you could have ignored.

And @JayJuanGee very well said:

I am sure some members already recognize/appreciate that you are quite the self-proclaimed (self-appointed).

[nutildah]

And one more thing sir if I am wrong so prove it by your research and mention me in that topic and win by discussion before tagging me in spam or shit posting thread. Thanks.

It wasn't my intent to "tag" you. But cmon man, you literally typed this and then thought, 'OK this is good to go':

But these Bitcoin and others Altcoins or NFTs are working because of Technology. If Technology is here so they are working.

The bar is a lot lower that I previously imagined, if I'm the one mistaken and this post doesn't belong here.

And if you saw my post in that thread, from where you picked up my piece of post. And you don't have anything to reply so you could have ignored.

That's true, I could have.

[icopress]

It seems to me that he is the god of mathematics, otherwise how does he know that after the number 38 comes the 39, and not some other number. 

I’m with the $39K prediction. I’d even go as far as to say it will hit $39K before it hits $40K. Controversial I know, but I like the odds and would be willing to bet on it if anyone wants to take the other side. [...]