Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[nutildah]

The Eloncoin sig campaign continues to prove it hired some of the dumbest posters to ever have accounts on this forum:

Bitcoin's blockchain is larger due to the fact that Bitcoin's market cap is much larger than Monero's. As a result, Bitcoin's blockchain size is much larger than Monero's.

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[ABCbits]

The Eloncoin sig campaign continues to prove it hired some of the dumbest posters to ever have accounts on this forum:

Bitcoin's blockchain is larger due to the fact that Bitcoin's market cap is much larger than Monero's. As a result, Bitcoin's blockchain size is much larger than Monero's.

Someone should tell him size of BSV blockchain .

[Aanuoluwatofunmi]

You probably don't have a very good spiritual knowledge about Bitcoin

We always know that Bitcoin is a highly influential currency and helps to stabilize a person's future financially

if you buy bitcoins you must hold it till bull market only then you can get double amount of profit.

That's why I'd say you should never buy and sell Bitcoin but wait until you ATH.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5475464.new#new

Honestly these makes me laugh because i don't know maybe it was the user who don't understand English or it's just an absence of bitcoin knowledge itself, because this looks like a newbie trying to teach other newbies about what he himself know nothing about, who is now deceiving who, it's better some people make a decision to often post on their local board than when they are having difficulties with English to make a post on general boards.

[SamReomo]

Economy of the community it's a creative nature,for all national common areas scales Every species in an ecosystem plays a role, even if it may not be immediately obvious to us.

Someone just posted this on Bitcoin discussion with the title "What I Understand About Bitcoin," this is the funniest post I have ever seen on this forum. I can't stop laughing, everyone thinks about Bitcoin according to their own mindset, this get should get an award for it.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

The Eloncoin sig campaign continues to prove it hired some of the dumbest posters to ever have accounts on this forum:

Just noticed this now, and boy was that a retarded post.  That gif of Daniel Day-Lewis was fantastic, by the way--the movie whence it came from was a masterpiece.

Economy of the community it's a creative nature,for all national common areas scales Every species in an ecosystem plays a role, even if it may not be immediately obvious to us.

Someone just posted this on Bitcoin discussion with the title "What I Understand About Bitcoin," this is the funniest post I have ever seen on this forum. I can't stop laughing, everyone thinks about Bitcoin according to their own mindset, this get should get an award for it.

WTF is that shit?  Now I'm asking seriously now, is that an example of an AI-generated post?  I'm thinking not, because there's supposed to be some intelligence in AI and there's none in the above splat of crapola.  Christ, this forum used to be loaded with posts like that back before the merit system.  I guess there are some crevices in the forum that can't ever be cleaned out completely.

[SamReomo]

WTF is that shit?  Now I'm asking seriously now, is that an example of an AI-generated post?  I'm thinking not, because there's supposed to be some intelligence in AI and there's none in the above splat of crapola.  Christ, this forum used to be loaded with posts like that back before the merit system.  I guess there are some crevices in the forum that can't ever be cleaned out completely.

It's the worst we can have on this forum and unfortunately no one report such posts. The AI is much intelligent than such newbies, I'm quite sure the guy who posted that thread isn't aware about AI otherwise a member like him would definitely switch to AI for future post making.

A few people get truly disappointed when they see posts like that, I will definitely report that post because posts like that should not be in Bitcoin discussion as they can ruin the learning experience of all those newbies who are on this forum to learn about Bitcoin not about something like that. I think the guy is totally out of his mind that's why he has created a post like that.

[BlackHatCoiner]

Not a shitpost, but it made me laugh:

Manual buy, accept the following payment methods :
[...] Litecoin Testnet

[SquirrelJulietGarden]

Anyone can understand this post?

The highlight is most confusing but the post generally is meaningless.

In addition, we don't have the right to question users about why they gave a post by an inactive user merit, the less you see in a post, the more quality some users may see in a content that deserves to be given a merit. If you come across an inactive user that has a post that deserves merit, there is nothing wrong with rewarding them with merit since the content is good and worthy to be given merit. That's why, if you conduct thorough research and create quality content in this forum, merit will find you, not until you find merit, therefore, creating content is necessary to obtain merit. I think we all have more free time than one another, many users have different explanations for not being active at all times.

[FatFork]

I haven't posted here in a very long time, but something I saw today had me cracking up. We gotta preserve this gem for future generations!

User: Yamane_Keto

to be hacked, the hacker needs the wallet file + the password, and if he does not know the password, he will not risk guessing it, especially with the possibility of sending your coins at any time.
Therefore, as long as you have access to the seeds and store them well, it is better for the password to be very long and unique. Using common words means that you are leaving your money outside your home.

Three sentences. Zero sense.  And the cherry on top? A pink glow for bonus points! 

[Cyrus]

legitimacy of this things should be tke cared of bitcointalk, if its just some hohum activitesit should be deleted

[LoyceV]

This was posted in theymos' Adjusted Merit topic:

How can I get married?

[The Sceptical Chymist]

This was posted in theymos' Adjusted Merit topic:

How can I get married?

Shoot, with the internet being what it is today and bitcoin flying as high as it is, I'd think anyone with a decent amount of satoshis ought to be able to find him/herself a bride fairly easily--probably without having to resort to dark web use, either.  Lol.

I love this shitshow of a thread and wish people would post some of the extreme lameness they come across in their travels through sections like Altcoin/Bitcoin Discussion and the likes.  I could probably find at least one post worthy of enshrining here just by visiting a thread or two on the first page of either one of those sections.  For my sanity's sake, I'm not going to do that.

[LoyceV]

Shoot, with the internet being what it is today and bitcoin flying as high as it is, I'd think anyone with a decent amount of satoshis ought to be able to find him/herself a bride fairly easily

I can't believe I have to explain this, but I don't think he's looking for a bride

[morvillz7z]

People who are active in the gambling board may find some of the posts below amusing. I've seen misspelled names before but nothing like this, some phrases like "I first experienced drone" make absolutely no sense. I just wonder how they get there...my best guess would be a speech-to-text service, which was then translated into English.

I'm sure Bayern can still put in another different performance in the Community League and it will be easy to beat them. If you look at the strength of Bayern and Arsenal, the real system has strength that is not very high. Arsenal will try to spoil Bayern's time on the board and use the opportunity to win the trophy they play in this season's school tournament through the middle.

I could actually negotiate when Real Madrid and City were to be beaten in the quarters. I think it's too soon. I personally think, if the two teams meet in semi-final or alternate like Adhikar<...>

Currently Ruben Amorim (Sporting), Thiago Motta (Bologna), Roberto Di Gerbi (Brighton), Une Emery (Aston Villa) and so far 12 clubs have been named by Video. . To replace Klopp next season, but from the existing name, of course I would personally take Liverpool as the club for the season as a Uniire club, because of the good experience of building the team so far,Yes, warning Aston Villa started to fall due to this inconsistency which is temporary, but I think a team like Unai Emerpu can lever where great, of course Unai Emer's lever can maintain the club glory.

I doubt the strength of the last game of Ut between Manchester United and Breherd, Brentford is good for hot match play in big team, I first experienced drone then I didn't know well oh no Manchester Utd tease me when they are up. Can hold the ball,Where Braerford had to equalize after just three minutes, it didn't bother me so much as I knew it was going to be an easy trip for United.

character, Inter are certain to win the title this season and in that sense the league is over. Milan and Juventus are very India though and the situation could still change, we should be careful about that part.<...>

<...>The last time Aminal won a neutral was in 2003/04 and Arsenal EP fans have been waiting a long time for an answer.

[Alone055]

I can't believe I have to explain this, but I don't think he's looking for a bride

That post of him was deleted but he had another post in the same thread:

I don't understand your house please if you speak in English it would be better for us

I wonder what he is referring to by using the word "house" in this post because it must mean something considering he used the word "married" in place of "merit".  

I checked his profit, and ironically, he has got 1 Merit or we should say, he got married once,   which I'm sure is a gift from either a person he knows in the forum or an alt account from the past because there is no way he deserves to get even 1 Merit when most of his posts are about reports and participation in bounty threads.

[Sandra_hakeem]

I don't understand your house please if you speak in English it would be better for us

I wonder what he is referring to by using the word "house" in this post because it must mean something considering he used the word "married" in place of "merit".  

That's exactly one of the most nauseating outcomes of relying on poor translators/AIs...so maybe he meant -- "I don't understand your language"[...]?..Most of these accounts are owned by folks who don't even know how to construct a single tense in English ( there's definitely not a problem about it) ..but isn't that why we've got the local boards?...For the reason of not knowing too much, they also tend to not have an interest in reading too much as well.

Shoot, with the internet being what it is today and bitcoin flying as high as it is, I'd think anyone with a decent amount of satoshis ought to be able to find him/herself a bride fairly easily

I can't believe I have to explain this, but I don't think he's looking for a bride

TP's a bit slow to that. The junky is never going to get married again in here (atleast not for the second time since 22)

[stompix]

People who are active in the gambling board may find some of the posts below amusing. I've seen misspelled names before but nothing like this, some phrases like "I first experienced drone" make absolutely no sense. I just wonder how they get there...my best guess would be a speech-to-text service, which was then translated into English.

I'm always amazed by those posts, not only because I don't get what these shitposts are about but I'm surprised how just two posts later there are a few guys replying to it and making it look like they are understanding every single thing from that incantation or whatever elvish curse is written there. For example just two liens below that message:

~The last time Aminal won a neutral was in 2003/04 and Arsenal EP fans have been waiting a long time for an answer.

True, ~

What the ...

[Dunamisx]

I was going through the Politics and society board and discover a topic i would like to comment on, just for me read through the OP post and digest before making my own contribution got me on this surprise, i got to a paragraph where i could not even understand the whole content or idea the OP was trying to bring out, it seems that some people are really having issues with English language, here is the content below and i couldn't understand anything from there.

So Communities If you got food everybody out of your Community need food so you issue your own currency and you gain wealth.
And all the Community using this currency nobody poor anymore or problems.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Shoot, with the internet being what it is today and bitcoin flying as high as it is, I'd think anyone with a decent amount of satoshis ought to be able to find him/herself a bride fairly easily

I can't believe I have to explain this, but I don't think he's looking for a bride

TP's a bit slow to that. The junky is never going to get married again in here (atleast not for the second time since 22)

That was a joke.  A stupid joke on my part (though I will admit to being slow every now and then); I guess humor and sarcasm lose a lot in the translation from my head to my keyboard to the community here. 

A'ight, no more jokes from me in this deadly-serious thread!  Henceforth I will just laugh and keep any humor that might wish to escape my pea brain under lock and key.  That's my excuse for the day.

[Poker Player]

I was going through the Politics and society board and discover a topic i would like to comment on, just for me read through the OP post and digest before making my own contribution got me on this surprise, i got to a paragraph where i could not even understand the whole content or idea the OP was trying to bring out, it seems that some people are really having issues with English language, here is the content below and i couldn't understand anything from there.

So Communities If you got food everybody out of your Community need food so you issue your own currency and you gain wealth.
And all the Community using this currency nobody poor anymore or problems.

Fullbear2222 is a dumbass who has several alts in the forum and is dedicated to say bullshit. He usually opens threads on the Economics board. In this case I think he may actually be a teenager opening threads from his mom's basement in between wankings while eating Doritos and drinking Monster.  Parklane777 is one of his alts, and he has more who can be recognized by the same crappy writing style and the same way of pontificating but I don't even bother trying to prove they are alts. I simply put them on ignore and that's it.