Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[CryptocurencyKing]

Seeing the 'Flora is a bot thing', makes me wonder if the Google authentication recapcha program which verifies every user before a successful login into the forum has a way around it that enables bot access or are bots no that suffisticated to be able to solve the puzzles contained in the recapcha.

Most of these shit posts comes from biginners who have had a hard time contributing to discussions on the forum and really wish to do but the right words aren't coming out. I introduced a user to the forum once, I asked him to first of all familiar rise himself with the forum before creating an account, I encourage him to read a lot of the contents he could find and after a few I stances of looking at his screen, he shouted 'i don't understand anything I'm seeing here' and I replied 'its always like that at first and with time, you will get the hang of it'.
Though, it's never the less funny to see these replies and they often come from users with a particular need to grow in rank so as to participate in bounties and sig. Pathetic.
I'll update one once I see one.

[GazetaBitcoin]

New healthy things in life:

it would be healthy if all DT member said their country of origin and languages speak

[GazetaBitcoin]

One of its kind: the user blacklisting campaigns.

Sir, what about me?
Do you want me to put your campaigns on my blacklists or what??

[nutildah]

The debate went well with Joe Biden who is when educated than Trump who is the president of US correctly. Joe Biden mentioned so many amenities he will help the government to achieve in one year if elected as the president of US. Many citizens are changing their minds with Joe Biden talk which are words of politics.
Trump is not educated like Biden but if it comes to richest Trump is more richer than joe Biden. Biden will surely win this debate because of his speech that is touching every body to change their mind to choose him as the next president.

China needs to work on their their pro Biden bots. ^^

[sirazimuth]

The debate went well with Joe Biden who is when educated than Trump who is the president of US correctly. Joe Biden mentioned so many amenities he will help the government to achieve in one year if elected as the president of US. Many citizens are changing their minds with Joe Biden talk which are words of politics.
Trump is not educated like Biden but if it comes to richest Trump is more richer than joe Biden. Biden will surely win this debate because of his speech that is touching every body to change their mind to choose him as the next president.

China needs to work on their their pro Biden bots. ^^

Damn it dude! you beat me to it...oh well this one gets honorable mention...

Republican party still stand strong behind Trump to for he re-election that is coming next month. Many party member who follow up with Trump since 2016 are planning to decamp to Democratic party Joe Biden who promise to do everything to make sure they achieve everything they want in his government if he is elected as a president of US. The election will still remain free and fair according to Trump that US citizens will never make a wrong decision for this coming presidential election.

[nutildah]

I should have been legendary long time ago. I am like 4 times legendary already. I am legendary of legendary of legendary of legendary. I am born legendary. I am a herculis. I am 21st century of Herculis. How many years it took you to legendary after all these beaching and moaning. If I spend time here for 3-4 months I will special legendary and all the color of my profile balls will start to change. Wait and see.

Sounds like he may want to see a doctor about that.

[icopress]

Sounds like he may want to see a doctor about that.

With one of those pseudo-doctors who have been recently discussed on the forum?  

[GazetaBitcoin]

The below user has such a slow connection that his application inside a campaign (made while the campaign was open) was posted on the forum 15 days later (when the campaign became CNFP). I didn't see such slow connection in the dial-up era. It must be hard for him to use Internet. Sad story.

the time I read the post of the campaign manager, I have already posted my application [...] I have a slow connection maybe.

Lol, wait, what? So you imply that you saw OP's post announcing a free slot from 21 October but until your application was posted the date switched to 4 November due to your slow connection?? Jesus, I saw slow connection in my life, but not that slow lol. Your message was posted after 15 days due to your slow connection?! So you mean you posted while the campaign was open to new participants, but until your application was posted 15 days passed and the campaign became CNFP? Curiously, your recent messages are posted faster, not in 15 days.

[wooI_Ioow]

This guy doesn't differentiate between purse and crypto wallet likewise between good poster and copy-paste monkey. 

If a user needs a purse for some particular altcoin, he does not need your Electrum

A little about me:

At the forum since June 2019, during this time he managed to recommend as a good poster, both in the Russian locale and the English section.

[friends1980]

Looks like the States have expanded a bit in recent days. Not shitposts per se, but the same funny error twice by two different posters in the same thread:

Biden expected to win narrowly Trump is getting a slice of it, 98 states remaining

97 States to go

[DooMAD]

I can't make sense of this post AT ALL.  What am I even reading? 

Almost country when export and import product always use USDT as payment transaction, I think is not effective when have use USDT because not give profitable for other country why use their own money, than have ideas for using cryptocurrency because give benefit for all country with fasting transaction payment and advantage with increasing value later when bitcoin or altcoin get more support from the world. if use USDT always have conflict between United State and China give change to make price down suddenly and make many countries have lost opportunity if using USDT always.

Are they talking about USD fiat and they don't understand that USDT isn't the same thing?  Someone help me out here.

[suchmoon]

Are they talking about USD fiat and they don't understand that USDT isn't the same thing?  Someone help me out here.

Yes, it does make a little bit more sense if you replace USDT with USD. But that's not saying much. If you replace USDT with pink elephants it would still make about as much sense.

[Csmiami]

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Well, this one is actually a very bit disrepctful, or at least I feel that way. There are many users here that don't have english as a native language, and trying to make fun of some mistakes that most likely come from the translation of certain words is straigth up disrespectful to the user and might deter some people from getting out of their comfort language and posting also in english.

This thread has a different porpuse than making fun of the language skill of users; or at least, I'd like to think that.

[actmyname]

There is a famous quote in the financial market that " There is no any investors are loss when they take profit". So, Take profit at anytime, any price and protect capital always be a wise decision.

Everyone is very familiar with that quote.

I'm trying to figure out what the original translation is, though it's hard to tell.

[suchmoon]

I'm trying to figure out what the original translation is, though it's hard to tell.

Bernard Baruch: "Nobody ever lost money taking a profit."

[actmyname]

I'm trying to figure out what the original translation is, though it's hard to tell.

Bernard Baruch: "Nobody ever lost money taking a profit."

Fell for my trap: I have uncovered yet another suchmoon alt! The gang groweth.

[friends1980]

There are no quick returns in crypto unless you find hype projects because they will pump and dump quickly but that is too risky. it's better to keep investing in top altcoins so that you don't regret it in the past

If you don't want to regret in the past, follow the quoted dude's advice.



Don't worry, his whole repertoire of catchy one-liners has been reported. He might regret this in the past and in the future. Probably even in the present.

[nutildah]

This was posted in the Bitcointalk Community Awards thread. This has to be a bot, right?

I think ANN will grow stronger and be known by many people around the world, wish ANN a great success

ANN Coin... The utility token of the Altcoin Announcements section of the forum. You don't get to post in or update ANNs without paying a few ANNs.

Edit: this is actually a pretty good idea, somebody get theymos in here.

[suchmoon]

ANN Coin... The utility token of the Altcoin Announcements section of the forum. You don't get to post in or update ANNs without paying a few ANNs.

Edit: this is actually a pretty good idea, somebody get theymos in here.

Sounds like a perfect use case for Howeycoins. We just need to put all shitcoin announcements on hold until the Howeycoins ICO is finished and the forum is ready to collect the fees.

[lovesmayfamilis]

This dude writes the same thing a hundred times. Clearly stuffing posts, but it's very annoying.
Is there a punishment for such "graphomaniacs"?

Yes, we need more and more managers like bubbalexs and Hhampuzs.I believe that they are the best manager in this platform. They are also the most trusted manager for the bounty hunter.But now a days many new manager are coming but many manager scam their project that because of the new managers never care about the fate of the hunters, they only care about the payment from the team. Look at the detective who at first always managed good campaigns but now many campaigns he manages are obscure, have very low value and EZY doesn't pay hunters until now.As a reasult the hunters can't believe the scamer. But bubbalexs and Hhampuzs are the trusted manager for all hunters.So the new manager try best and never scam and following bubbalexs and Hhampuzs.


I believe that bubbalexs and Hhampuzs are the most trusted manager in this space. The two guy are the best manager in this platform. So,we need more and more bubbalexs and Hhampuzs in this space. But now a days many new manager are coming in this platform but most of the manager's quality are not good. They scam many project in this space. But they have to work honestly as a result they were reach the good space.So they try best and following bubbalexs and Hhampuzs work.As a result we get more and more bubbalexs and Hhampuzs in this space.

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We all are know that bubbalex and Hhampuzs are one of the best manager than other manager in this space.The two guy are the most trusted manager for the hunters. So we need more good manager like bubbalexs and Hhampuzs.


Yes, i believe that these two guys are one of the best manager in this space.
To have a good follower campaign, a manager needs to have honest people who know how to create great posts. Only then will the advertiser do the same. Getting good advertising from the forum, he will be happy to pay those who work for him.As a result hunter are not suffer.So we need more and more bubbalexs and Hhampuzs in this space.

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I still believe that eth is the king of altcoins. ETH no doubt is the king of the altcoins, I believe in this belief of other's here.I am so impressed so far that most of the community still embraces what ETH really all about.I think the price of ETH will go up after launching of ETH 2.0 and its position in the Altcoin market will be more mature.I have no doubt about it.So eth is the king of altcoins.Best of luck eth.

Yes,I believe that eth is the king of altcoins. Yeah it is of a truth that ethereum has been dominating the altcoin section for a long time, but I could remember sometimes that Ripple has also tried to overtake ethereum, although this wasn't lasted more than few hours.I have no doubt about this.So the eth is still the king of altcoins.