Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[xtraelv]

This thread has some amusing quips

Do not make me laugh! Who should I complain to? To the Lord God?
I wrote complaints 2 years ago to the Forum Administrator, but he doesn’t give a damn about it!
I think this is one mafia! Moderators support forum fraud, and share revenue with the Administrator!
I have no other explanation!

So what do you expect is going to be different now? The Lord God is probably not reading this and thou hast evaded thy ban 26 times.

I think it's time to write about this forum, in other places! It's time to punish the existence of this fraudulent forum!
I will write a complaint to American Cangres!

[TheBeardedBaby]

I thought that the time of the "Great Project" shitposting spam is over but apparently some old bumping shitbots woke up again. A whole thread full of good project.. it's not something you see every day

preat project

One funny one

bounties? hairdrop?

[Laskoo]

I thought that the time of the "Great Project" shitposting spam is over but apparently some old bumping shitbots woke up again. A whole thread full of good project.. it's not something you see every day

preat project

One funny one

bounties? hairdrop?

"hairdrop" ))
This is really funny.. more funny is the fact that is not even posted from mobile to say that the auto-correct is guilty or something like this.

[Findingnemo]

Honestly I can't stop laughing after reading this reply for my comment after 6 months later,

How can you prove that this is legit.

There is no details about accepted users,weird ever campaign.

The YoBit Signature Campaign is correct and many of us have joined the campaign, I actually also showed it and got paid. I hope that this campaign will run even longer.

I asked this question when a mysterious newbie tells about yobit campaign look at the time stas,but after so many drama about yobit he is now replying to that.
Anyway he was banned from cryptotalk already.

Don't worry, he is no longer in the campaign now.

[DireWolfM14]

Pass the dutchie to the left hand side.

a great project to connect people to this new toke!

[actmyname]

What you said that is true mate because i have more than 90 tokens and coins with me they have nothing in crypto market but as per the team's it value is more than $20k so I am happy with rich on spreadsheet.

Just ridiculous.

[HCP]

Did you know that bitcoin is not just about buying and selling, oh yes, i never had an idea also until i was told and i got some bitcoin stolen. luckily for me i got in contact with a deep web database officer who could help me trace how my bitcoin was stolen and actually helped me to retrieve it back, it took days and huge effort, but since i paid to provide the necessary tools he needed, he was able to know the amount of btc left in the wallet my btc was stolen into, and he dragged the btc back into my wallet, i was shocked but it was a deep web worker i didnt expect less from him. and he helpd me to secure my account, even without authy my account is safe and cant have any stolen coin. you can contact him deepweboff1@protonmail.com he would be of help.

Just wanted to record this post for posterity before it gets nuked. WTF is a "Deep Web Database Officer"? Still... he must be some sort of cypto god... being able to "dragged the btc back into my wallet"

Bonus points for this: "even without authy my account is safe and cant have any stolen coin"  

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Hurry up guys, the bus will be arriving shortly.

[coupable]

This post topic was deleted from the Services board

Preamble: This is a free service. You can call it community and kingdom service. The community is crypto, the kingdom is Jesus'.

So...I'll be spending the next 24 hours praying for you. So if you've got anything bugging you, just DM or post it here. I'll use the opportunity to pray for you in several way.

1) Pray that your immediate problem be solved. Jesus is a mighty God and He can solve all your problems. Assuredly.
2) Pray for your soul, so that you don't just hunt for crypto all of your life forgetting God or keeping Him at the periphery.
3) Pray for your family, so that not just you, but all of them would get the salvation of God.
4) Prayer for all who are skeptical about the power of God to save them.
5) Most importantly. I'll pray that you become a believer in Jesus by making Him your Savior so that you make it to heaven when you die.

Please comment with your need here or DM.

PS: This service is FREE. 

[nutildah]

This is the 10th anniversary art contest submission from a -5 trust, 0 merit in 1500+ post bounty hunter, in its entirety!

Happy 10th anniversary day Bitcoitalk.
My btc address:3HWkJhg4UXQ558XjN9tuiahyUCNsPVvdiU

Maybe they're on an Andy Warhol-like level that we just don't get.

[morvillz7z]

"I am Italian, but I'm no Raphael either." 

Some dude asking for 1BTC without even submitting an art-piece and failing to type bitcoin correct.

His post seems to be deleted now (maybe LoyceV has it in his database idk). Too funny and sad at the same time!

...

I would gladly accept your 1 BTC sir, as I am Italian, but I'm no Raphael either.

If I could make beautiful art to sell, why would I be pleading for a bitkern.

hmmm not really artistic but maybe could pass as a piercing critique on the starving conditions of many modern artists from Europe ?.. 

[LoyceV]

His post seems to be deleted now (maybe LoyceV has it in his database idk).

http://loyce.club/archive/posts/5297/52973551.html

[The Sceptical Chymist]

I just stumbled across this gem in the Micro Earnings section, which I normally have on ignore:

I still don't understand the game
it's all in english
I do not understand anything
I don't know how it moves
I don't know the commands
nobody gives support
there is no spanish
everything in English
I do not understand anything

Not the typical shitpost, but it did make me chuckle.

This is the 10th anniversary art contest submission from a -5 trust, 0 merit in 1500+ post bounty hunter, in its entirety!

Happy 10th anniversary day Bitcoitalk.
My btc address:3HWkJhg4UXQ558XjN9tuiahyUCNsPVvdiU

Yeah, I saw that and was wondering what the hell he thought he was doing there.  Obviously the dude had no idea what the thread was about and thought it was some kind of giveaway.  No doubt he doesn't give two shits about the 10th anniversary of the forum.

[JeromeTash]

Be warned folks, Polo7 will log into the forum to blame you if he dies 

And then I will kill myself and I will blame on You guys Here!

[coupable]

In my opinion, This is the funniest post in lending board ever:

Dear users, I am engaged in issuing loans in btc.
My conditions:
Loan period 1 - 12 months
No more than 5 btc for the first loan
Age 18+
without collateral
Contact telegram @cryptoBot_adm

You can cry instead of loughing 😭

[HCP]

Every post made by the OP in this thread: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5154098.0

I don't want to spoil it for you, dear reader... but be prepared for "legit proof"

[FleurTunisienne]

Shit !!

hello guys, just 3 hrs ago my 22000 satoshis disappeared suddenly. i didnt know what to do messaged them through faq and email. i started checking internet i saw similar problems in forum that freebitco admins/bot automatically play multiply btc. so i checked it was the same case i didnt even play multiply btc but freebitco showed i played and lost in jackpot which i didnt even ticked in first place nor played i was shocked. dont know if it is technical problem are anything. just dont deposit anything in your freebitco account. also if did anyone faced similar problem how did you solve it? did they refund your btc?

[nutildah]

not a shitpost, but definitely entertaining. the context is this guy is trying to recover his "hacked" account.

The situation is like this.. my account got stolen by brain-computer interface that works wirelessly.. it is not commercially available so only the state have access to technology like that. The state can real thoughts, see what you see, hear, taste, smell and feel.. They can get to those information in real time or stored in memory as your history.. they have access to computers with operating system backdoor and can get to my wallet and my password and can sign messages so this method is not a good proof of account ownership..

I was attacked once by this brain-computer technology in may of 2014. and they fucked me up with extreme pain, they can cause illusions, simulate mental illnesses and cause reactions on the body that represent real illness even if you do not have it.. they generate illnesses.. was sent to hospital (mental institution) at the end so I think something is wrong with my brain and hide what they have done..

I am in the state of Croatia BTW..

In 2017. I was attacked by them for the 2nd time and they sent me to hospital at the peak of the market so I cannot work in crypto anymore. They have hacked my blockfolio application on my iphone by messing with app files so my portfolio shows around 2.8 million earned in crypto instead of 4.5 million USD that I actually have so I cannot manage my crypto and invest correctly.. They have kept met captured with brain-computer interface technology so I cannot wrok or do anything.. they can cause shifts in emotions bug me thoughts so I cannot keep attention on my own and cannot do anything.. they can cause laziness so I have no willpower do things I need to do.. They developed fatty tissue on my skin, caused my teeths to rot and get destroyes, caused extreme stress so fatty tissue develop into cancer, cause excessive body hair growth and they can also remove body or head hair.. Changed how I look, made me fat, messes me up completely and started stealing from me.. They stole BTC and XMR from me... I lost 2 years of my life being unable to do anything and I lost 4.2 miillion dollars.. They attacked crypto projects that I invest in and people that work on them so they go bust...

My account was stolen by them reading my password from my brain and then changed password and changed email so I cannot recover it anymore..

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[TECSHARE]

The Three Musketeers are an all male thruple, it's blatant pro-masonic homosexual propaganda.