The craziest shit you can buy with bitcoins right now?

[dezoel]

buy first computer in this world maybe...
if it's still exist right now...

Well the first computer used by Steve Jobs is still being sold here for bitcoins(although its pretty costly) - http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/233809

300 BTC?
that's huge amount, but if i have 400 BTC i may buy it...

[CryptoCoinWareHouse]

How About Physical Paycoin's and Tee's  www.cryptocoinwarehouse.com 

[thebitcoinquiz.com]

buy first computer in this world maybe...
if it's still exist right now...

Well the first computer used by Steve Jobs is still being sold here for bitcoins(although its pretty costly) - http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/233809

300 BTC?
that's huge amount, but if i have 400 BTC i may buy it...

You wont buy it even if you have 400BTC cause you really need to be a crazy collector to buy a 300BTC worth computer. With the 400BTC you would have other priorities and you wont think of spending 300BTC on that machine.

[Lorenzo]

Just looking for something crazy to spend some bitcoins on. Feeling bored and hoping that some irrational spending would cheer me up.
(I'm not interested in drugs, thank you)

According to Roger Ver, you can now purchase a cryonic suspension policy from Alcor using bitcoins. The first Bitcoiner (Hal Finney) is suspended himself. The guy who invented cryptographic hashing (Ralph Merkle) is signed up too:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/27yjsu/you_can_now_pay_for_your_own_cryonic_suspension/

Only problem is, most people pay using a life insurance policy so you would to find a life insurance provider that is willing to accept BTC.

Well there is still bark island not as crazy as some things listed in this thread though
https://www.bitpremier.com/5-real-estate/1407-private-35-ha-island-in-ns-canada

Only $125,000? That's a cheap private island!

[freedomno1]

Well there is still bark island not as crazy as some things listed in this thread though
https://www.bitpremier.com/5-real-estate/1407-private-35-ha-island-in-ns-canada

Only $125,000? That's a cheap private island!

Well it is in Nova Scotia not much over there to stimulate the economy so the prices are pretty low across the board in general
With the death of the Cod fishing industry and offshore oil only in Newfoundland, Nova Scotia does not have that many economic boosting activities that lead to higher land prices.
Hence cheap islands, that said if you believe they can build a tourist presence, Island collecting then turning them into gaming islands for paintball capture the flag etc and advertising them for Bitcoin would be one way to get some cash back  
That or convince them to start selling horse shit to other Canadians around the world more on that below ^^.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/halting-nova-scotias-population-and-economic-decline-needs-urgent-action-report-warns/article16832235/
http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/04/04/nova-scotias-future-looks-grim-as-its-economy-slowly-dies-but-for-optimistic-residents-it-remains-the-time-of-our-lives/

Back to Crazy Bitcoin Shit
https://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/shit-into-bitcoin-gold/
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=976442.0
http://www.shitexpress.com/blog/how-we-earned-10120-usd-in-30-days-by-sending-horse-poop-to-people-amazing-kickstart-of-a-marketing-experiment/

He-He fresh from Slovenia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF7HYRH_xt8

A marketing guru had an idea that would seem doomed to fail: let people send a box of horse shit to anyone, anonymously, by paying with Bitcoin.

In 30 days, we made whopping $10,120 in sales, without spending a penny on advertisements or marketing in general. More than 490,000 unique visitors generated hundreds of thousands social shares, likes, tweets and comments. We got media attention from almost 500 websites; and referral traffic from 1,625 sources in total. As of December 4th, we've already shipped poop to 36 different countries.

(This would be level 2 above glitter bombs building up an arsenal of items to mail enemies ^^)
Also for those cases where you just want to tell someone like your ex they are a pile of Horse S**t, anonymously (Ok maybe not that one a bit too obvious and would mean spending even more money on her ha-ha, i'll go with a neo-feminist, ISIS if you found one of their mailing addresses or the good old Nigerian Scammer)

[thebitcoinquiz.com]

A bitcoin Exchange script ??

That's not crazy at all. And if you think that an exchange script is crazy them you are new to bitcoin. Scripts are just a kind of digital goods and there is nothing surprising in them.

[Flep182]

A bitcoin Exchange script ??

That's not crazy at all. And if you think that an exchange script is crazy them you are new to bitcoin. Scripts are just a kind of digital goods and there is nothing surprising in them.

I think you could buy the MtGox code for pennies right now

[dezoel]

buy first computer in this world maybe...
if it's still exist right now...

Well the first computer used by Steve Jobs is still being sold here for bitcoins(although its pretty costly) - http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/233809

300 BTC?
that's huge amount, but if i have 400 BTC i may buy it...

You wont buy it even if you have 400BTC cause you really need to be a crazy collector to buy a 300BTC worth computer. With the 400BTC you would have other priorities and you wont think of spending 300BTC on that machine.

b'cause I am crazy, so I want to buy it...
but if I have 400 BTC now...

[Stellaartois]

I have seen a guy selling mammoth tusks also in uk I have seen escorting service that accepts bitcoin :-) craziest I haveseen :-)

[Possum577]

The craziest thing you can buy right now is the space reserved for my signature on this forum. Seriously.

Also, as you make your decision, don't buy from a "middle man" who will then cash in your BTC and buy whatever you want with fiat. That DOES NOT count as buying something with BTC. The best example is the first time someone "bought pizza" with BTC. They didn't buy pizza. Their friend bought pizza, used fiat to do so.

[R2D221]

The craziest thing you can buy right now is the space reserved for my signature on this forum. Seriously.

Also, as you make your decision, don't buy from a "middle man" who will then cash in your BTC and buy whatever you want with fiat. That DOES NOT count as buying something with BTC. The best example is the first time someone "bought pizza" with BTC. They didn't buy pizza. Their friend bought pizza, used fiat to do so.

Considering the vast number of services that use BitPay to receive their money, then I think there's almost no way to truly spend our bitcoins.

[imthefuckingbossinehre]

Im selling my wife

now you might think whats crazy about that, lots of men sell their woman

but seriously wait till you meet my wife she is fucking crazy

so crazy i cant even put a price tag on her ass but for a few coins she is all yours.

And once you have her Im sure you never post some questions like that on the Net.

be careful what you wish for you might receive what you said

[Philipd]

one Spondoolies-Tech sp20 would be a great btc spend.

[R2D221]

Im selling my wife

Does your wife agree with this? If not, that's human trafficking, and it's illegal.

[imthefuckingbossinehre]

Im selling my wife

Does your wife agree with this? If not, that's human trafficking, and it's illegal.

dont worry she wouldnt even know the difference

[R2D221]

Im selling my wife

Does your wife agree with this? If not, that's human trafficking, and it's illegal.

dont worry she wouldnt even know the difference

It doesn't matter if she knows or not. Human rights should be respected at any time.

[imthefuckingbossinehre]

Im selling my wife

Does your wife agree with this? If not, that's human trafficking, and it's illegal.

dont worry she wouldnt even know the difference

It doesn't matter if she knows or not. Human rights should be respected at any time.

ohh so you the smartmouth in here, now let me tell you fuck her and fuck you too

you not married to this bitch so dont be fucking smart in here, if you would be married to her you would try to get rid of her for free, I even put in the work and try to sell her to a god home, i mean seriously I could just take her to the woods and let her free but no, im a good husband im trying to find a decent place for her, so dont fucking tell me about human rights.
Buy her and im sure you wouldnt talk about human rights

[R2D221]

if you would be married to her you would try to get rid of her for free

Why did you marry her if you don't love her?

I mean seriously I could just take her to the woods and let her free but no, im a good husband im trying to find a decent place for her, so dont fucking tell me about human rights.

Because treating her as an object is being a good husband. Somehow.

Buy her and im sure you wouldnt talk about human rights

If I bought her, I wouldn't be respecting her human rights. So, no, I won't do it.

[Flep182]

Im selling my wife

Does your wife agree with this? If not, that's human trafficking, and it's illegal.

dont worry she wouldnt even know the difference

Half a BTC!

[dezoel]

I have seen a guy selling mammoth tusks also in uk I have seen escorting service that accepts bitcoin :-) craziest I haveseen :-)

that's not really crazy I think, you should buy all of mammoth fosil..., that's may be craziest....!