The craziest shit you can buy with bitcoins right now?

[Patatas]

1 and 3 are especially worrying, number 2 is just plain stupidity on the user's end

I would be bloody amazed if a single hit ever happened through a website.

The completely anonymous would-be killer, who is probably 11 years old and less than 1 metre high could either - take the money, tell grandma they're off out, ride their bmx over to the victim's place and bludgeon them to death.

Or - take the money, or a substantial upfront deposit and, like, not kill anyone and enjoy the cashola.

Those hitman services were most likely scam but who knows, it's an anonymous and hidden service. We don't know what's really going on there unless we wil be involved on those services.

[1211]

A plastic cake.

[LFC_Bitcoin]

A hot girls time in 'le chambre' ?
Passion VIP Escort Agency in Birmingham UK accept bitcoins. I guess if anybody is ever on business in the UK, in a hotel in Birmingham City Centre they could use them lol. I'm not an escort user but I know a lot about that industry, not going to divulge too much info but they're one of the best, most well known agencies in Birmingham, UK.
https://www.birminghamescorts.co.uk/bitcoinescorts.html

(Just to add I have no affiliation with them).

[ajareselde]

I think child porn , illegal drugs, and hiring a hitman/assassin on the darkweb were the craziest shits you can buy with btc right now.
Crazy, creepy and disturbing

1 and 3 are especially worrying, number 2 is just plain stupidity on the user's end

As far as i know, hiring a hitman was always a scam attempt to get people's money, if there was to be an actual murder as a result of such an offer, i believe it would be just a matter of time when the
guy would be cought. I can only imagine how the feds would analyse the blockchain, and for how long, until they have their target..
Regarding illegal drugs, it's your body at the end of the day. But for instance, weed is illegal in my country, but that stops noone from smoking it from time to time, dumb law anyways, since tabacco is way worse, but legal.

cheers

[Lorenzo]

Well there is still bark island not as crazy as some things listed in this thread though
https://www.bitpremier.com/5-real-estate/1407-private-35-ha-island-in-ns-canada

Only $125,000? That's a cheap private island!

Well it is in Nova Scotia not much over there to stimulate the economy so the prices are pretty low across the board in general
With the death of the Cod fishing industry and offshore oil only in Newfoundland, Nova Scotia does not have that many economic boosting activities that lead to higher land prices.
Hence cheap islands, that said if you believe they can build a tourist presence, Island collecting then turning them into gaming islands for paintball capture the flag etc and advertising them for Bitcoin would be one way to get some cash back 
That or convince them to start selling horse shit to other Canadians around the world more on that below ^^.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/halting-nova-scotias-population-and-economic-decline-needs-urgent-action-report-warns/article16832235/
http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/04/04/nova-scotias-future-looks-grim-as-its-economy-slowly-dies-but-for-optimistic-residents-it-remains-the-time-of-our-lives/

Back to Crazy Bitcoin Shit
https://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/shit-into-bitcoin-gold/
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=976442.0
http://www.shitexpress.com/blog/how-we-earned-10120-usd-in-30-days-by-sending-horse-poop-to-people-amazing-kickstart-of-a-marketing-experiment/

He-He fresh from Slovenia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF7HYRH_xt8

A marketing guru had an idea that would seem doomed to fail: let people send a box of horse shit to anyone, anonymously, by paying with Bitcoin.

In 30 days, we made whopping $10,120 in sales, without spending a penny on advertisements or marketing in general. More than 490,000 unique visitors generated hundreds of thousands social shares, likes, tweets and comments. We got media attention from almost 500 websites; and referral traffic from 1,625 sources in total. As of December 4th, we've already shipped poop to 36 different countries.

(This would be level 2 above glitter bombs building up an arsenal of items to mail enemies ^^)
Also for those cases where you just want to tell someone like your ex they are a pile of Horse S**t, anonymously (Ok maybe not that one a bit too obvious and would mean spending even more money on her ha-ha, i'll go with a neo-feminist, ISIS if you found one of their mailing addresses or the good old Nigerian Scammer)

piece of shit in a box ...http://en.shitexpress.com/

They're definitely not the first business to come up with that idea since I believe it's already been done a few times. In fact, the first one I saw was probably from around the mid 2000's if I remember correctly.

this is too much for a goat
the average price for a male goat is 50$ and maybe 75$ for female
they produce good milk for making feta *yum*

in my country, the price of adult male goats around $ 100 - $ 300, and for an adult female goat around $ 80 - $ 150.
it because here is very much demand

Why are the female goats cheaper than the males? Shouldn't female goats be more useful since they produce (goat) milk?

[stingers]

Well there is still bark island not as crazy as some things listed in this thread though
https://www.bitpremier.com/5-real-estate/1407-private-35-ha-island-in-ns-canada

Only $125,000? That's a cheap private island!

Well it is in Nova Scotia not much over there to stimulate the economy so the prices are pretty low across the board in general
With the death of the Cod fishing industry and offshore oil only in Newfoundland, Nova Scotia does not have that many economic boosting activities that lead to higher land prices.
Hence cheap islands, that said if you believe they can build a tourist presence, Island collecting then turning them into gaming islands for paintball capture the flag etc and advertising them for Bitcoin would be one way to get some cash back 
That or convince them to start selling horse shit to other Canadians around the world more on that below ^^.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/halting-nova-scotias-population-and-economic-decline-needs-urgent-action-report-warns/article16832235/
http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/04/04/nova-scotias-future-looks-grim-as-its-economy-slowly-dies-but-for-optimistic-residents-it-remains-the-time-of-our-lives/

Back to Crazy Bitcoin Shit
https://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/shit-into-bitcoin-gold/
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=976442.0
http://www.shitexpress.com/blog/how-we-earned-10120-usd-in-30-days-by-sending-horse-poop-to-people-amazing-kickstart-of-a-marketing-experiment/

He-He fresh from Slovenia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF7HYRH_xt8

A marketing guru had an idea that would seem doomed to fail: let people send a box of horse shit to anyone, anonymously, by paying with Bitcoin.

In 30 days, we made whopping $10,120 in sales, without spending a penny on advertisements or marketing in general. More than 490,000 unique visitors generated hundreds of thousands social shares, likes, tweets and comments. We got media attention from almost 500 websites; and referral traffic from 1,625 sources in total. As of December 4th, we've already shipped poop to 36 different countries.

(This would be level 2 above glitter bombs building up an arsenal of items to mail enemies ^^)
Also for those cases where you just want to tell someone like your ex they are a pile of Horse S**t, anonymously (Ok maybe not that one a bit too obvious and would mean spending even more money on her ha-ha, i'll go with a neo-feminist, ISIS if you found one of their mailing addresses or the good old Nigerian Scammer)

They're definitely not the first business to come up with that idea since I believe it's already been done a few times. In fact, the first one I saw was probably from around the mid 2000's if I remember correctly.

this is too much for a goat
the average price for a male goat is 50$ and maybe 75$ for female
they produce good milk for making feta *yum*

in my country, the price of adult male goats around $ 100 - $ 300, and for an adult female goat around $ 80 - $ 150.
it because here is very much demand

Why are the female goats cheaper than the males? Shouldn't female goats be more useful since they produce (goat) milk?

I don't know much but its possible that males goats could be used for selling their semen + female's goat's milk is pretty bad and has a very low selling price in most of the nations.

[siwakotisaurav]

The craziest "shit" that you can buy with bitcoins will be going to space. Here book one now xD http://www.virgin.com/richard-branson/bitcoins-in-space

[oxiyusuf]

this is too much for a goat
the average price for a male goat is 50$ and maybe 75$ for female
they produce good milk for making feta *yum*

in my country, the price of adult male goats around $ 100 - $ 300, and for an adult female goat around $ 80 - $ 150.
it because here is very much demand

Why are the female goats cheaper than the males? Shouldn't female goats be more useful since they produce (goat) milk?

The respect of traditions that exist in my country, because the goat is considered valuable and very much demand, ..
BTW female goat in my country most could not produce milk for human

[GiocareHost]

You can buy whores with Bitcoins.I just saw a post saying "Will get naked for BTC".That's pretty cheap!

[dezoel]

The craziest "shit" that you can buy with bitcoins will be going to space. Here book one now xD http://www.virgin.com/richard-branson/bitcoins-in-space

i think that's not craziest enough, not only 'going to space', but 'buy a space ship and going to space' that's maybe the craziest...

[brendanjhwu]

Assasinations are the craziest thing I've seen in the deep web that you can buy with bitcoins.
They cost like 15k USD, so 59.43 bitcoins!

Unbelievable.

[Clint]

I think virgin airlines just allowed bitcoin payment to travel to space. I think that is probably the craziest thing btc can get ya. And I also read you can buy 1/3 of the Indonesian island with around 22,000 btc so roughly 10 million. BTC can literally get you anything.

[jdebunt]

Assasinations are the craziest thing I've seen in the deep web that you can buy with bitcoins.
They cost like 15k USD, so 59.43 bitcoins!

Unbelievable.

That cheap? Hmm...*pullls out the sh*t list*

[Karartma1]

You can't trust an online assassin though.

[dezoel]

I think virgin airlines just allowed bitcoin payment to travel to space. I think that is probably the craziest thing btc can get ya. And I also read you can buy 1/3 of the Indonesian island with around 22,000 btc so roughly 10 million. BTC can literally get you anything.

ouh, you wouldn't buy 1/3 of the indonesian island,..,
you know what the consequence aren't you?
and 22,000 btc is a huge amount of bitcoin.., you might be the richest man in the world...

[Coinbanker]

There was a goat for sale on BitMit.net
I'm not sure if the listing is still active!

ha ha ha ...We Have A Champion
It has some crazy things you can buy, I would definately need to save some more bitcoins

I can sell you goat, cow, sheep and horse, even camel
I cant deliver overseas, but you can sell back within a day.

1 goat = 1 btc
1 sheep = 1 btc
cow? = 5 btc
horse = 8 btc

deal?  

[dHe_zHiq]

I think virgin airlines just allowed bitcoin payment to travel to space. I think that is probably the craziest thing btc can get ya. And I also read you can buy 1/3 of the Indonesian island with around 22,000 btc so roughly 10 million. BTC can literally get you anything.

ouh, you wouldn't buy 1/3 of the indonesian island,..,
you know what the consequence aren't you?
and 22,000 btc is a huge amount of bitcoin.., you might be the richest man in the world...

it is something very crazy, 22000 bitcoin it is a very large amount, perhaps 1/3 too cheap to 22000, I think it would be more expensive than that for 1/3 of the island Indonesia

[dezoel]

I think virgin airlines just allowed bitcoin payment to travel to space. I think that is probably the craziest thing btc can get ya. And I also read you can buy 1/3 of the Indonesian island with around 22,000 btc so roughly 10 million. BTC can literally get you anything.

ouh, you wouldn't buy 1/3 of the indonesian island,..,
you know what the consequence aren't you?
and 22,000 btc is a huge amount of bitcoin.., you might be the richest man in the world...

it is something very crazy, 22000 bitcoin it is a very large amount, perhaps 1/3 too cheap to 22000, I think it would be more expensive than that for 1/3 of the island Indonesia

sure, I don't think that 22000 BTC is enough to buy 1/3 indonesian island, you'll need more than 50,000 to buy it.
haha, that's only joke...

[Karartma1]

I'm planning to buy a yacht with my Bitcoins. That would be crazy for me. When I have enough coins I'll use bitpremier.com and buy my dream.

[oxiyusuf]

I'm planning to buy a yacht with my Bitcoins. That would be crazy for me. When I have enough coins I'll use bitpremier.com and buy my dream.

You should strive to obtain them friends, BTW why not buy something more useful, I think the yacht is not really necessary for ordinary people like us.