The bitcointalk academy awards - best shit-poster fables to obtain merit

[xtraelv]

I thought I'd start this collection before some of them get banned or have their content deleted.

Meta is in a sad state and will be for a while. This is a collection of the posts that will make you smile again.

The ruses, fables and sob stories for merit:

Logo courtesy of mjglqw

Please post entries in the following format:



Marital issues caused by bitcointalk.



Confession to sins.



Banned for plagiarism. 1100 posts and 0 metrit (0 merit too)



Praise the system ! - If I say it is the best and tell them what I think they want to hear I might get some lucky merit.



Words from a shitposter with over 500 posts and no merit

[HiDevin]

room237 does make a good point though. " You can't cry about shitty posts when you allow 500 projects to pay people on your forum for making shitty posts. "

Soon the campaign managers are going to require each post under their original post to have their signature linked to it. 

[mk4]

Hahahaha this I will definitely follow. You probably have to have to switch from the image screenshots to using quotes instead though. You're going to need more space on your thread.

Also, I got you a better logo. You're welcome.

Use the height=450 tag for a better not-so-big image size

Code:

[center][img height=450]https://i.imgur.com/b3D1wwF.png[/img][/center]

[room237]

I just wanted to show up and accept my award!

I would like to thank the academy for the nomination.  

Also by the way I wouldn't rip the forum for being outrageous trying to stop spam and allowing signatures to continue and call out the obvious bullshitting of upper members if I was going for merit.  Not good form to rank on the people your trying to get merit from.  

[darklus123]

I just wanted to show up and accept my award!

I would like to thank the academy for the nomination.  

Also by the way I wouldn't rip the forum for being outrageous trying to stop spam and allowing signatures to continue and call out the obvious bullshitting of upper members if I was going for merit.  Not good form to rank on the people your trying to get merit from.  

Take it easy, you are just being nominated. I love your post tho we are just all tired of that certain post of how to  blah2  something. If you really care about stopping this shit posting then start acting (report moderately). A post confession will for me never help solve the issue. By that I would like to vote for this guy @xtraelv please count in my vote to this guy thanks!

[xtraelv]

Hahahaha this I will definitely follow. You probably have to have to switch from the image screenshots to using quotes instead though. You're going to need more space on your thread.

Also, I got you a better logo. You're welcome.

Use the height=450 tag for a better not-so-big image size

Code:

[center][img height=450]https://i.imgur.com/b3D1wwF.png[/img][/center]

LOL  - I will update the logo !

I just wanted to show up and accept my award!

I would like to thank the academy for the nomination.  

Also by the way I wouldn't rip the forum for being outrageous trying to stop spam and allowing signatures to continue and call out the obvious bullshitting of upper members if I was going for merit.  Not good form to rank on the people your trying to get merit from.  

Take it easy, you are just being nominated. I love your post tho we are just all tired of that certain post of how to  blah2  something. If you really care about stopping this shit posting then start acting (report moderately). A post confession will for me never help solve the issue. By that I would like to vote for this guy @xtraelv please count in my vote to this guy thanks!

I will create a poll once the Merit begging dies down. 

[TMAN]

I will create a poll once the Merit begging dies down. 

Do the poll now, before the fucks buy a single merit so they can vote on it!

[xtraelv]

Not Fan of Merit Point System

Government announce illegal due to peoples losing their money due to scams and frauds and bitcoin makes heaven for scammers.

You are not the only one who bankrupt a lot others also has the same situation. This is because you follow the hype and do not research properly that is why you bankrupt otherwise peoples are still making money.

I have no idea why he has no merit. These are the two posts I found that are not bounty reports.



When your alt farm becomes noobs

[darklus123]

This person is almost crying just to get his favor. So I think he also deserves a good nomination from it. 

I loving this idea as there will be more nomination as days will pass by.

[Jet Cash]

I almost gave the Room guy some merit. It's a pity he lives on the alt boards, that put me off a bit.

[Romeoetin]

I almost gave the Room guy some merit. It's a pity he lives on the alt boards, that put me off a bit.

  . But really,  why is that a turn off for you?  I mean maybe that's where he can post best.

[Jet Cash]

But really,  why is that a turn off for you?  I mean maybe that's where he can post best.

I gave you a merit for that. It made me stop and think that my action is counter-productive. I'm not against the alt boards, after all, I've got them on ignore. What I am opposed to are the bounty hunters who infest the main boards with low value spam. If we can persuade the alt posters to stay on their own boards, then that is beneficial to the forum in my opinion.

[Romeoetin]

But really,  why is that a turn off for you?  I mean maybe that's where he can post best.

I gave you a merit for that. It made me stop and think that my action is counter-productive. I'm not against the alt boards, after all, I've got them on ignore. What I am opposed to are the bounty hunters who infest the main boards with low value spam. If we can persuade the alt posters to stay on their own boards, then that is beneficial to the forum in my opinion.

yes, hopefully this new restrictions will increase post quality and reduce spam on this forum.

Thanks for the Merit. Really appreciated 

[xtraelv]

But really,  why is that a turn off for you?  I mean maybe that's where he can post best.

I gave you a merit for that. It made me stop and think that my action is counter-productive. I'm not against the alt boards, after all, I've got them on ignore. What I am opposed to are the bounty hunters who infest the main boards with low value spam. If we can persuade the alt posters to stay on their own boards, then that is beneficial to the forum in my opinion.

I've given it a bit of leeway and not been too fussy on giving merit to newbies - looking for a reason to give it rather than looking for reasons not to give it. As long as they don't appear to be just bounty report posters or low quality posters I have ranked some up. Hopefully encouraging them to improve their post quality. I do check all their post history.

But I also have no intention to set a record and get on this list: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=merit;stats=topsendban

[mk4]

Come on now ladies and gentlemen! We need more screenshots! I won't allow this thread to die down. This is too precious to ignore. 😂

[The Sceptical Chymist]

I would like to nominate myself for a seat on the Academy, accept the nomination, thank all the plebians, and vote for that gawd-awful post by sinachy that was quoted in the first image:

My husband is a high rank member in this forum and he introduced me to bitcointalk few months back and since joining this forum, I do more of content creation.<snip>

This is one of the absolute smelliest pieces of excrement I've ever had the displeasure of exposing my proboscis and retinas to, not just on bitcointalk but on the internet as a whole.  No exaggeration here.

[mk4]

This guy though, definitely not as good and hilarious as the screenshots OP listed, but I've never saw a merit beggar as demanding as this one.

I need some merit for my work so get me some merit
thanks

Archive URL: https://archive.fo/8Bsv9

[Lafu]

Remembers me on some "Good Project or Great Project" spam posts.

Yes, it's good to get points of merit, for a limited effort and useful to others at the same time, I personally set up the subject in my opinion of the fifth bike

Wonders me that there is nothing like " I watching the Merit Project very strong and its a very good Project , good luck Devs !"  

LOL

[eternalgloom]

I just wanted to show up and accept my award!

I would like to thank the academy for the nomination.  

Also by the way I wouldn't rip the forum for being outrageous trying to stop spam and allowing signatures to continue and call out the obvious bullshitting of upper members if I was going for merit.  Not good form to rank on the people your trying to get merit from.  

LOL :'D

You put quite some effort into that post and while I may not fully agree with it, still think it's pretty well written.
You've also have a point, if there were no signature campaigns, there probably wouldn't be any spam.

I'd still prefer to have signature campaigns, but I do also think you need to earn the right to participate in them.

Maybe spend some time on other parts of the forum? If you make a reply like that every time, I have no doubt that you'll eventually rank up.

[Adelbertsteiner]

Although I feel comforted to the Jr. Members, Member has no merit. They have become Newbie like me.
But they shouldn't beg for it. If their posts are really good, they will soon receive merit.
Merit is for those who have really devoted discussions on this forum!