Satoshi Nakamoto is... Satoshi Nakamoto

Since this story is to important to ignore:
http://mag.newsweek.com/2014/03/14/bitcoin-satoshi-nakamoto.html

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"I am no longer involved in that and I cannot discuss it," he says, dismissing all further queries with a swat of his left hand. "It's been turned over to other people. They are in charge of it now. I no longer have any connection."

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