I've just put ALL my student savings into TURTLECOIN ($50K)

[maxilopez]

you took a lot of risk and you might lose all your money because of it. not afraid?

[Pffrt]

I had never heard of this coin. However, after reading your story, you seem to be quite confident and that's why I have done little homework on it and found this interesting because of its fast transaction and anonymity. But, there is a lot of such kind of coins in the market with some more features. I would never put such an amount in such kind of coin, sorry if it hurts you. I think you have taken the wrong decision.

[Checkoi]

This is a very promising coin and I am sure that it gives a very good profit in the future.

[universal3ee]

Hello friends, I'm Johnny

In 6 months I'm graduating from high school with nice marks, excellent feedback from professors and all careers open for me. But you know what? I'm fucking out man. I'm not going to university. I've just invested my whole hard-earned student savings into Turtlecoin at 2 satoshis or roughly $ 0.00008 per turtle. My low-class parents hard worked for a good education for me and I've just spent the whole shit into something called Turtlecoin, ya know what I mean right?

The thing is that we've been discussing with my family during the last 3 fucking months about which fucking career to choose in order to make big fucking money when I'm old. Doctor, lawyer, broker, blah blah blah. All them promising careers but with a huge fucking initial cost and no real guarantee that's gonna provide me what I want to be: A FUCKING THUG LIFE MILLIONAIRE.

I mean which is the interesting part in being a millionaire after working 40 fucking years with a fucking narrow suit the whole time and obeying orders from superiors the WHOLE FUCKING LIFE?

There's no fucking point ya know what I mean--- So I decided to put those roughly $ 50K into the best promising crypto coin that I've found in these 3 months: TURTLE-FUCKING-COIN. No ICO, no premine, NO SHIT MAN! Such a nice community, nice fucking devs and nice fucking whales (hehe, I just found your plan  ).

I've been watching crypto for a year now and I've been deeply studying all the fucking cryptopatters outthere. Been reading the whole fucking dogecoin bitcointalk thread YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

It's SO FUCKiNG OVBIOUS that trutlecoin is gonna make a X100-X1000 from here in the next crypto bull run. THERES NO DOUBT. 0. When is it gonna come? 2 years? 3? 5? WHO THE FUCK CARES MAN, I'm just 17. in 5 years I'll just be 22 and with bigger pockets than my fucking penis, which is quite difficult honestly.

My parents obviously are so fucking angry right now. In fact, they're kicking my ass from home and from everything after I graduate from high school in 6 months. I understand em' and I accept it. I will start working on mcdonalds & other shit during these hodl years and I'm gonna do a lot of fucking shit till I get my reward. But ya know what? When I'm 22 I will buy a fucking mansion with my turtles, a fucking lambo, a fucking financial freedom, A FUCKING LIFE, while my classmates will end up with a fucking huge student debt and the fucking reality of our system punching their fucking faces. I'M OUT FUCK TAT

You can save this message, snapshot it. It's christmas day of the year 2018. Turtles are going to a cold wallet for the next 2-5 years. I'm going to start taking a fucking job in Mcdonalds.

And yes, remember that fucking thread and remember my name: I'M JOHNNY MCTURTLE, THE FUCKING LEGEND

I admire youor courage to put your entire student savings into crypto, i believe crypto works in a cycle like every investment you known. But i think your decision of putting everything into that coin even if the coin is able to perform exceptionally well in the coming years but since it is coming years you cannot be sure that in between there will not be any problem at all.

[deodivine1]

The truth is, you decided the amount you want to invest,  its self decision. Well to me, investing everything in one particular investment looks crappie. Calculated risk taking is dope, not sentimental. I wish your investment yields something substantial anyway, good luck.

[MikeyVeez]

I have just now realized that Johny McTurtle makes really great advertisement for TurtleCoin.
Imagine what will do people if they find his story, oh my got, he invested so much money, he probably knows something more.. I am going to invest!

[shitexpress]

I have just now realized that Johny McTurtle makes really great advertisement for TurtleCoin.
Imagine what will do people if they find his story, oh my got, he invested so much money, he probably knows something more.. I am going to invest!

How much have you invested so far? 

[xianbits]

I have just now realized that Johny McTurtle makes really great advertisement for TurtleCoin.
Imagine what will do people if they find his story, oh my got, he invested so much money, he probably knows something more.. I am going to invest!

Can you also share to us how much will you invest? This time, with proofs so we can be sure that there is really someone who is buying this great coin.

[SpoofytheWhale]

Well so far OP. Your investment made you 150k worth of profit.😊 congrats buddy

[nicecrypto]

I believe everyone has their right to decide what percentage of their money they want to invest in what ever and if this is your decision to invest everything or savings in one project, then that's what you've done and lucky for you but as we've all know before now, " not to put all our eggs in one basket" but like I said, it's yours and your decision to take and I really hope this is the right project for such an investment.

[rogerrobers]

Well so far OP. Your investment made you 150k worth of profit.😊 congrats buddy

Holy crap you're right!!  OP made a great investment so far

[AXEwang]

Johnny, Turtle passed 2 Satoshi, you made the greatest contribution. The POW alliance in China will soon launch turtle, you should be proud, I wish you will be a young millionaire and billionaire. Now people in turtle communittee know you as THE high school student

[MikeyVeez]

Johnny, Turtle passed 2 Satoshi, you made the greatest contribution. The POW alliance in China will soon launch turtle, you should be proud, I wish you will be a young millionaire and billionaire. Now people in turtle communittee know you as THE high school student

If you look at graph you will see that Turtlecoin is rasing in last few days! +20 % profit today, I am really convinced that it is caused Johnny´s story.

[Iamtutut]

Can be + release of turtlepay + 351th fork which proves the code developpment behind the scenes. Also their discord is going to 13K members.

[bitgolden]

I can’t even read a sentence without seeing the word 'f#ck next. Is that how you came out with nice feedbacks and good marks? Lol. Any way,how sure are you about this turtlecoin? Are you sure it’s going to yield you enough income in the future? I mean enough profit? And investment is not something you really should rely on full time, I think you should also have a side job or business .

Maybe you should continue with University and study course ,after then you get a side job and still pursue your dreams. There is nothing wrong with that right? Your choice tho’.

[newbie-hero]

I think you invested in some worthless coin and lose your money. Perhaps I am mistaken but without careful analysis of the growth prospects it is dangerous to invest.

[starplaks]

I think it was not the best idea.  Could make more serious investments in more promising coins!

[harm]

You better don't expect excessively return for such screwing altcoin. Turtle coin? I don't considerably recollect seeing their commercial about their undertaking on any web based life or even crypto news sites. After looking into, it isn't leaned to a respectable trade. Before you dream turning into a mogul, attempt to look into what are those gigantic achievements turtles coin did.

[eternalgloom]

I think you invested in some worthless coin and lose your money. Perhaps I am mistaken but without careful analysis of the growth prospects it is dangerous to invest.

At least go look at the price before you reply.
OP actually made profit with his investment and Turtlecoin actually has some decent volume, so he would be able to sell his coins for profit as well.

Now, I would have expected this to go very very wrong, but to see that it didn't was quite a surprise.

[Nuvie]

  you're an idiot. i bet u're a boy  smh.

I'm guessing u failed to figure out ur parents were once 17 too. Lemme guess, must have caught such dumb short-mindedness from ya dad rite?   Next time listen to ur mom, 'cos he most surely blew off any family fortune u guys ever had and only left u with that measly 50k, which is only sad, 'cos here u go, doing it again.

My advise:

1. always listen to your mom, birdbrain!


2, Never invest all your money into one currency. cos if you didn't inherit shit for genes, you would have known all the best coins made millionaires out of investors with as little as $1000 invest, so mathematically, that's 49 other coins you have failed to invest in, but appears the laws of the world do not operate where u are from.

You're gonna die broke and alone, 'cos i don't believe any lady in her right minds would wanna date a F**KING d**k for brains  

yours is gonna be a sad story. archive this OP.