Yes, I must indeed confess to having a small farm account, consisting of precisely two accounts: DdmrDdmr and DdmrDdmr_alt.
The former is the one I groom, feeding it with regular eloquent posts; a harsh task that has been going on for just over a year now, and that consumes a large part of my spare time. It springs some weird fruits called Merits and sMerits. Merits I collect and keep, and they sometimes are seen as a cool thing and are sometimes compared by some in size and shape. They do seem pretty worthless though in practical terms, and they do bare a strange resemblance to the Dutch tulip bulbs.
sMerits I tend to give away as fairly as I can. They don’t seem to be very useful personally, so I might as well hand them around to those that I encounter along my travels and seem decent enough per my criteria.
The latter, DdmrDdmr_alt, I tend to forget about. It’s a rather condemned account which I have never fed it a single post yet, and thus it bears none of the above mentioned fruit. I’ve given control over it to my friendly K9, Scraper, who plays around with it and probably just pisses on the bark of the tree (no pun intended).
On a serious note: just fuckoff (may have plagiarized Tman there).