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-Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins?
-In a cold wallet (thanks to Ann1989)
-Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?
-Because it's Crypto-night
-Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
-Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat
-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
-Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
This one is updated thanks to leea-1334 :It is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet:
https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)
-How do you eat a bitcoin?
-With a megabyte.
-How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
-Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.
-This new digital currency is bitc*in!
-Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin
-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday
-Dad: What? $6,244??? $5,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $3,782 for anyway?
-A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar
He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be worth a million bucks!"
-The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."
-When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.
-He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.
-Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
-Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed
-I treat my girlfriend just like my bitcoin
-I never pull out.
-What do you call a Bitcoin that lost weight?
-a lite coin
-Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionare
-Bitcoin Millionare: ...bit by bit...
-What do you call someone with no bitcoin?
-a bit poor.
-Do you think I should get on bitcoin now ? It's at 0.5$.
-Sent via Internet Explorer.
-With all the money I made with Bitcoin I know exactly what I'm going to spend it on...
-...my internet bill.
-Tom Brady said he refuses to invest in bitcoin.
-Turns out he's afraid of inflation.
-Me: "Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%
-My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around. "Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that"
-Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990
-Future rap name: 50 Bitcoin
-Why do hipsters have so much money?
-Because they bought bitcoin before it was popular
-If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,
-I would have a bitcoin.
Source:
https://upjoke.com/bitcoin-jokes- I invested in crypto and now I'm a millionaire!
- I was a billionaire before.. (posted by Bitcoin_bullish)
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above picture are from:
https://cryptonews.com/exclusives/20-crypto-jokes-to-brighten-the-bear-run-2136.htm
picture above is from maxreish
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Above three is from kryptqnick and he made these himself
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These 6 memes are posted by EdvinZ
NotATether got some jokes for you which he thinks will crack you up:
- What do you call a bitcoin player who died in a video game?
- Rekt.
- Where do bitcoin holders drive to after buying a Lambo?
- To the moon
- Why don't ICOs grow up?
- Because they keep exit scamming when they're little.
- What do you call a coin that keeps getting delisted?
- A DeGibyte.
- Why do people still take part in fake Ethereum giveaways?
- Because ethereum is just an anagram of here mute.
- Why are you supposed to use a hardware wallet?
- Because it's so hard to break.
- Why don't billionaires like bitcoin?
- They don't want you to see how much is in their wallet.
- Why was it necessary to mine the Genesis block?
- To make the mining difficulty higher for Klingons.
- Mt.Gox: We are closing down. We have lost 750,000 of our customers' bitcoins and around 100,000 of our own bitcoins.
- Customers: You just lost 7% of all the bitcoins!
- Mt.Gox:
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Ponzi schemes when they want to steal your money:
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Traders who bought bitcoin cash at $4000:
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Bitcoin HODLers:
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Whenever I enter the Bitcoin market during the bull run, somewhere... someone...
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