Evil-Knievel (OP)
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Merit: 1168
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March 24, 2014, 09:04:09 PM |
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I wanted to go this weekend to a mall and try to hook up some nice girls.
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.
0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)
CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES
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gofoter
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March 24, 2014, 09:07:13 PM |
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Here's mine:
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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gofoter
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March 24, 2014, 09:10:32 PM |
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I wrote the dictionary on my co*k last night, if you come to my house I'll put some words in your mouth.
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gofoter
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March 24, 2014, 09:12:38 PM |
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Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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jzcjca00
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March 24, 2014, 09:13:29 PM |
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Do you cum often?
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Tips much appreciated! 1PPJHDawPvjh6MEzsvXrMYLgpLmyAaNXUc
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crazy987
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March 24, 2014, 09:13:36 PM |
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*Grab a girl by her crotch and ask:
Is this seat taken?
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gofoter
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March 24, 2014, 09:13:43 PM |
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz I could see myself in your pants.
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Evil-Knievel (OP)
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March 24, 2014, 09:13:45 PM
Last edit: April 15, 2016, 02:13:00 PM by Evil-Knievel |
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This message was too old and has been purged
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crazy987
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March 24, 2014, 09:14:23 PM |
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Throw an ice-cube on the floor, stamp on it and say:
Well, the ice is broken now.
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gofoter
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March 24, 2014, 09:14:45 PM |
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My magic watch says you’re missing your pants. No? Well, it must be 10 minutes fast. My address is 184GZennhfxZGiLtdEY5tQJWKkjYXJpNif.  Thanks! |
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hodlmybtc
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March 24, 2014, 09:15:34 PM |
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Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
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crazy987
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March 24, 2014, 09:15:39 PM |
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Are you an angel?
Because i'm allergic to feathers.
And then puke.
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Evil-Knievel (OP)
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March 24, 2014, 09:16:42 PM
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This message was too old and has been purged
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AlexisR
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March 24, 2014, 09:17:20 PM |
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“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
~~;~@
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Cryptocure
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March 24, 2014, 09:18:24 PM |
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Nice legs. When do they open?
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AlexisR
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March 24, 2014, 09:18:57 PM |
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“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
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CoinZend
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March 24, 2014, 09:28:12 PM |
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People say the Moon is beautiful ... but I said no. People say that the planet venus is beautiful ... but I think not. I say the Earth is beautiful and gorgeous ... because there is you. :p |
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AlexisR
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March 24, 2014, 09:30:40 PM |
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My last few entries (LOL):
Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
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C10H15N
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March 24, 2014, 09:33:15 PM |
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I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
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Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked. -Warren Buffett
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lynn_402
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March 24, 2014, 09:35:01 PM |
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I wanted to go this weekend to a mall and try to hook up some nice girls.
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.
0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)
CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. |
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