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Evil-Knievel (OP)
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March 24, 2014, 09:04:09 PM
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I wanted to go this weekend to a mall and try to hook up some nice girls.
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.

0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)

CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES
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March 24, 2014, 09:07:13 PM
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Here's mine:
Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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March 24, 2014, 09:10:32 PM
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I wrote the dictionary on my co*k last night, if you come to my house I'll put some words in your mouth.

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March 24, 2014, 09:12:38 PM
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Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

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March 24, 2014, 09:13:29 PM
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Do you cum often?

Tips much appreciated! 1PPJHDawPvjh6MEzsvXrMYLgpLmyAaNXUc
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March 24, 2014, 09:13:36 PM
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*Grab a girl by her crotch and ask:
Is this seat taken?
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March 24, 2014, 09:13:43 PM
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz I could see myself in your pants.

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March 24, 2014, 09:13:45 PM
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March 24, 2014, 09:14:23 PM
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Throw an ice-cube on the floor, stamp on it and say:
Well, the ice is broken now.

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March 24, 2014, 09:14:45 PM
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My magic watch says you’re missing your pants. No? Well, it must be 10 minutes fast.
My address is 184GZennhfxZGiLtdEY5tQJWKkjYXJpNif.
  Grin Grin Grin Thanks!

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March 24, 2014, 09:15:34 PM
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Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
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March 24, 2014, 09:15:39 PM
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Are you an angel?
Because i'm allergic to feathers.

And then puke.
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March 24, 2014, 09:17:20 PM
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“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
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March 24, 2014, 09:18:24 PM
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Nice legs. When do they open?
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March 24, 2014, 09:18:57 PM
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“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”



“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
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March 24, 2014, 09:28:12 PM
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People say the Moon is beautiful ... but I said no. People say that the planet venus is beautiful ... but I think not. I say the Earth is beautiful and gorgeous ... because there is you.

Grin :p
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March 24, 2014, 09:30:40 PM
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My last few entries (LOL):

Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?


Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?


My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.


Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

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March 24, 2014, 09:33:15 PM
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I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked. -Warren Buffett
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March 24, 2014, 09:35:01 PM
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I wanted to go this weekend to a mall and try to hook up some nice girls.
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard.

0.02 BTC for the best submission :-)

CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES


If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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