[POLL] What is the value of 2 + 2?

[nullius]

Regardless of the scientific facts about Covid, this adequately demonstrates the epistemological foundation of democracy:  Reality itself is determined by the revealed truth of the vote.  It is the ovine religion of voting votaries.

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The facially absurd notion that everybody is entitled to an opinion is a learned dogma, with the added benefit of appealing to the petty egos of those least capable of independently forming their own opinions.

“In my opinion, 2 + 2 = 5, the Earth is flat, and America is the greatest country in the world!”

Hey!  Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

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[nullius]

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[PrimeNumber7]

IMO, in 2020, in the US a politician running on a platform in which they commit to two plus two always equaling four would win in a landslide. I am curious as to what would have happened if Trump had declared that under his presidency, 2 + 2 will always equal 4.

Over the Summer (northern hemisphere), words and meanings were changed by institutions to fall in line with political winds, and the demands of the 'mob'. Few were brave enough to push back against most of this, or even call most of this out.

Obviously, two plus two will always equal 4. In the book 1984, the person who worked for 'big brother' torturing the main character to get him to 'accept' that 2 + 2 = 5 was aware that  2 + 2 actually equals 4.

[TwitchySeal]

'22'

[Spendulus]

'22'

Since a 4x4 is a vehicle with four wheels all powered, a 2 + 2 would be two wheels, PLUS another power unit that could attach or not.

One man with two feet pushing a dead motorcycle.

ALSO it implies -

People, kangaroos and Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[TwitchySeal]

'22'

Since a 4x4 is a vehicle with four wheels all powered, a 2 + 2 would be two wheels, PLUS another power unit that could attach or not.

One man with two feet pushing a dead motorcycle.

ALSO it implies -

People, kangaroos and Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[Spendulus]

'22'

Since a 4x4 is a vehicle with four wheels all powered, a 2 + 2 would be two wheels, PLUS another power unit that could attach or not.

One man with two feet pushing a dead motorcycle.

ALSO it implies -

People, kangaroos and Tyrannosaurus Rex.

I like this because now 2 bitcoins + 2 bitcoins equals 22 bitcoins. This is double proved using the language of an extinct tribe which had words for "1, 2, 3 and many." 2 + 2 is MANY.

[TwitchySeal]

'22'

Since a 4x4 is a vehicle with four wheels all powered, a 2 + 2 would be two wheels, PLUS another power unit that could attach or not.

One man with two feet pushing a dead motorcycle.

ALSO it implies -

People, kangaroos and Tyrannosaurus Rex.

I like this because now 2 bitcoins + 2 bitcoins equals 22 bitcoins. This is double proved using the language of an extinct tribe which had words for "1, 2, 3 and many." 2 + 2 is MANY.

[BADecker]

What is the value of 2 + 2?


Two answers.

1. Virtually speaking, 4, a little more than 4 and a little less than 4.

2. Reality speaking, there is no such thing as 2 + 2. Why not? Because everything is at least slightly different than anything else. There is no "2." There is only 1. In the case of the 2+2 question, there is only 1+1+1+1, and it remains that way, never becoming 4.

[Spendulus]

'22'

Since a 4x4 is a vehicle with four wheels all powered, a 2 + 2 would be two wheels, PLUS another power unit that could attach or not.

One man with two feet pushing a dead motorcycle.

ALSO it implies -

People, kangaroos and Tyrannosaurus Rex.

I like this because now 2 bitcoins + 2 bitcoins equals 22 bitcoins. This is double proved using the language of an extinct tribe which had words for "1, 2, 3 and many." 2 + 2 is MANY.

Of the various theories and assertions the one favoring The Bitcoin will be chosen as the new facts. 2+2 bitcoins = 22 bitcoins.

But wait a minute.

I can count to two: Left hand and right hand is two.

And I can do it again: Left foot and right foot is two.

Two + two = 1 person.

So 2+2=1.

Hmm...

[BADecker]

Of the various theories and assertions the one favoring The Bitcoin will be chosen as the new facts. 2+2 bitcoins = 22 bitcoins.

But wait a minute.

I can count to two: Left hand and right hand is two.

And I can do it again: Left foot and right foot is two.

Two + two = 1 person.

So 2+2=1.

Hmm...

What you are doing is virtual, not really real regarding the physics of the universe.

[nullius]

Obviously, two plus two will always equal 4.

Except when it equals the composite number 7.

The poll updated accordingly with Option 7, the answer that trumps all others.  In the future, however, Trump voters will form conspiracy theories about me and accuse me of “ballot fraud” after I I move 7 to Option 8.  Liberals are wiser:  They will know that my handling of the ballot is perfectly honest, because the Composite Number 7 (2²) equals 8 (2³) on the basis that 2 = 3.  Quod erat demonstrandum.

I had thought to run a poll on the Earth’s geometry, but I feared that it would fall flat.

[Spendulus]

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I had thought to run a poll on the Earth’s geometry, but I feared that it would fall flat.

I'm pretty sure 2 + 2 is going to be correctly defined as a clusterf***.

[Spendulus]

Checking google, "2 + 2" links to this:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2248944/

The movie "2 + 2"

It is in fact, a movie about two swinging couples. My initial presumption that "2 + 2" was a cluster*** was correct.

What is the value of 2+2?

The IMDB rating of the movie is it's "value", and that is 6.3.

[nullius]

It is in fact, a movie about two swinging couples. My initial presumption that "2 + 2" was a cluster*** was correct.

According to a democratic poll, people’s opinion is that 3 + 4 = 7±ε, and that 7 is a composite number.  I tried some Twitchy stringmaths, and discovered that '3' + '4' === '34'.  And you are approximating the Internet’s “Rule 34”.

By DT evidentiary standards for quickly identifying alt accounts, it is PROOF that CompositeNumber7 is a porn producer! 

If he denies this admittedly trumped-up charge, then Stormy Daniels will testify.  However, HE DID NOT DENY IT!

What is the value of 2+2?

The IMDB rating of the movie is it's "value", and that is 6.3.

Code:

ceil(6.3);

Again, it is CompositeNumber7!  The value of a movie about swinging.  How much more PROOF do you need that CN7 runs the whole SoCal porn industry!?

Given that I have recently got meself in trouble for posting non-porn, I expect that CN7 will soon be BANED.  :-(

             Paid campaign ad:            
Vote for 7 to be a power of 2!
Vote for π = 3.2, so that schoolchildren have less difficulty memorizing all of its digits!
Won’t somebody please think of the children!?
VOTE!

[Spendulus]

It is in fact, a movie about two swinging couples. My initial presumption that "2 + 2" was a cluster*** was correct.

According to a democratic poll, people’s opinion is that 3 + 4 = 7±ε, and that 7 is a composite number.  I tried some Twitchy stringmaths, and discovered that '3' + '4' === '34'.  And you are approximating the Internet’s “Rule 34”.

By DT evidentiary standards for quickly identifying alt accounts, it is PROOF that CompositeNumber7 is a porn producer! 

If he denies this admittedly trumped-up charge, then Stormy Daniels will testify.  However, HE DID NOT DENY IT!

What is the value of 2+2?

The IMDB rating of the movie is it's "value", and that is 6.3.

Code:

ceil(6.3);

Again, it is CompositeNumber7!  The value of a movie about swinging.  How much more PROOF do you need that CN7 runs the whole SoCal porn industry!?

Given that I have recently got meself in trouble for posting non-porn, I expect that CN7 will soon be BANED.  :-(

             Paid campaign ad:            
Vote for 7 to be a power of 2!
Vote for π = 3.2, so that schoolchildren have less difficulty memorizing all of its digits!
Won’t somebody please think of the children!?
VOTE!

It has became quite clear to me that 7 is a lucky number.

[Cnut237]

I voted 5, because this is what we are taught to believe and expected to believe. 2+2=5 is the litany of the modern world.

In practice it's difficult to get any two things in alignment, so let's consider them to be vectors. In which case any answer between 0 and 4 is correct (if not socially acceptable), and pointed in whatever direction.

[Jet Cash]

If you guys are interested in the Euclidian aspects of viruses. Here is a starter article entitled Euclidean Distance Analysis Enables Nucleotide Skew Analysis in Viral Genomes.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30510593/