Btc is better then gf

[cryptoboss2020]

Gf asks money but never gives Back money
Btc ask and gives back often.
Gf need to eat out restoraunt its expensive.
Btc need Only internet and electricity.
Gf  can cheat You
Btc never cheats always staying in your wallet.
Gf needs attention
Btc Only If You have Price alert on Exchangers.
Gf  can be jelous on  You
Btc dont Care If you flirt with altcoins
Gf Mother can be annoying... Also the father
Btc dont have Mother Only fathet satoshi never bothers You.
Gf Going shoping and spends all the savings
Btc Only spends on  Transactions fees 8$
Gf goes out stays out phone might be swiched off dont know where she is
Btc You can check it on ur wallet Exchange or at the blockchain track it... And see it where is ur btc

Btc is cheaper then gf


So wich one?  Gf or btc 😁or both options?

[BlackHatCoiner]

Why was I completely sure that he'd be the author of this thread?

[mk4]

[retreat]

<cut the shit-post>

I don't understand why you are comparing BTC with GF, both are two different things.

men need GF in order not to be stressed and BTC is also needed not to be stressed. do you not have GF

[Rasel5209]

Gf asks money but never gives Back money
Btc ask and gives back often.
Gf need to eat out restoraunt its expensive.
Btc need Only internet and electricity.
Gf  can cheat You
Btc never cheats always staying in your wallet.
Gf needs attention
Btc Only If You have Price alert on Exchangers.
Gf  can be jelous on  You
Btc dont Care If you flirt with altcoins
Gf Mother can be annoying... Also the father
Btc dont have Mother Only fathet satoshi never bothers You.
Gf Going shoping and spends all the savings
Btc Only spends on  Transactions fees 8$
Gf goes out stays out phone might be swiched off dont know where she is
Btc You can check it on ur wallet Exchange or at the blockchain track it... And see it where is ur btc

Btc is cheaper then gf


So wich one?  Gf or btc 😁or both options?

Gf give you joyful day also give you pain but don't give it. Btc give you earning opportunity But gf give advice. I think all need in a life.

[worldofcoins]

I’d atleast give it to him that he’s tring to get merit through creative posts  

To OP:
Can bitcoin solve sexual craving of your body?
Can bitcoin cook homemade meal for you?
Can bitcoin give you a deeper connection?
The list can go on but you get the point.

P.S would have merited the OP for creativity if had any  

[BlackHatCoiner]

Gf give you joyful day also give you pain but don't give it. Btc give you earning opportunity But gf give advice. I think all need in a life.

You're probably never going to read this, but:

P.S would have merited the OP for creativity

I'd rather call it "smashing the keyboard".

[cryptoboss2020]

I’d atleast give it to him that he’s tring to get merit through creative posts  

To OP:
Can bitcoin solve sexual craving of your body?
Can bitcoin cook homemade meal for you?
Can bitcoin give you a deeper connection?
The list can go on but you get the point.

P.S would have merited the OP for creativity if had any  

I was try to be dumb at I succceeded
I guess im dumb then

[Asuspawer09]

Gf asks money but never gives Back money
Btc ask and gives back often.
Gf need to eat out restoraunt its expensive.
Btc need Only internet and electricity.
Gf  can cheat You
Btc never cheats always staying in your wallet.
Gf needs attention
Btc Only If You have Price alert on Exchangers.
Gf  can be jelous on  You
Btc dont Care If you flirt with altcoins
Gf Mother can be annoying... Also the father
Btc dont have Mother Only fathet satoshi never bothers You.
Gf Going shoping and spends all the savings
Btc Only spends on  Transactions fees 8$
Gf goes out stays out phone might be swiched off dont know where she is
Btc You can check it on ur wallet Exchange or at the blockchain track it... And see it where is ur btc

Btc is cheaper then gf


So wich one?  Gf or btc 😁or both options?

What is this nonsense? Bitcoin and a Girlfriend are completely different things.

You don't compare your Girlfriend to a cryptocurrency or bitcoin, are you saying that you want money more than your loved ones?. Just stop shit posting  

[butcherme]

It would actually depend on your girl,
Some would make you grow and be mature,
While there are others who only cares about gifts and expenses wouldn't care about anything at all.

[nullius]

So wich one?  Gf or btc 😁or both options?

BTC can hire you a GF (or at least, “GFE”).

Can bitcoin solve sexual craving of your body?

Yes:  https://old.reddit.com/r/GirlsGoneBitcoin/ NSFW link, moderated by theymos.

That is strictly online-only.  But surely, there are also IRL sex workers who accept Bitcoin.

Can bitcoin cook homemade meal for you?

Bitcoin can hire a cook, too.

Can bitcoin give you a deeper connection?

What hippie nonsense is this?  You will be very disappointed when you grow up and attain some relationship experience.

A girlfriend does not give you a “deeper connection”; and if she does, then she is your wife, and she is connecting you to the heirs to whom you will bequeath your Bitcoin when you die.  That, money cannot buy; money can buy almost anything else!

The list can go on but you get the point.

In the world as it is, money is a necessary but insufficient precondition for happiness.  I learned this the hard way.

But you forgot one thing man. Can we take bitcoin to bed?

Well, there is such a thing as a Bitcoin sexual fetish.  Actually, I myself invented it; evidence is buried somewhere in my post history.  I believe that I can safely claim to be the first-ever author of Bitcoin erotic literature, intended for a female audience.  It is all in service to the god of Bitcoin.

Warning:  I found this post amusing; it reminds me of old “why beer is better than a girlfriend” lists posted to Usenet.  However, I always do a quick check before raining down plaudits; and I advise caution before laughing too much.  If OP tries to sell you a girlfriend, what you actually receive will probably be an inflatable sheep.

[yazher]

BTC vs GF? The worst comparison I've ever read in my entire life. you may as well talk to your BTC since you don't really need a partner? You see, we can't really compare those two. they are both from different pages and GF is not really necessary since you can live without them and also if you miss to hodl or you don't have some BTC then it's a loss for you.

[Kong Hey Pakboy]

You can always refuse to give money to your girlfriend, unless you are a sugar daddy. If your girlfriend is cheating on you, it is because you didn't see the red flags at the start. If your girlfriend loves you for who you are, you can almost always take her anywhere cheaper, it doesn't have to always be fancy and expensive. Any person needs attention in this case it is an intimate relationship so it is a given. Your SO will be jealous because you didn't give her the adequate attention and you aren't communicating well. I planned to list a counter to all the cons of having a girlfriend but then I realize that I don't need to because yes they might be true they are also avoidable things and stereotyping a person. If you can do well in both then it is for the best. OP is an incel in my opinion.

[nullius]

BTC vs GF? The worst comparison I've ever read in my entire life. you may as well talk to your BTC since you don't really need a partner?

In this context, that is a word for eunuchs.

No, I don’t need a “partner”; I have never had one, and I never, ever want one.  Girlfriend, yes.  Wife, yes.  “Partner”, never.

(Whereas you need a sense of humour, as does anyone else virtue-signalling on this thread.  Oh, the outrage!)

Your SO will be jealous because you didn't give her the adequate attention and you aren't communicating well.

Who the fuck wants a “partner” or “SO”!?

Bitcoin is becoming even more attractive.

[TheNineClub]

Why was I completely sure that he'd be the author of this thread?

I knew it instantly when I saw the title. The man has a certain writing style that just catches the eye, je ne sais quoi. He's been making the rounds on this forum like an icecream truck on a suburban street. At this point, this is more abstract poetry than a post that makes sense.

Gf give you joyful day also give you pain but don't give it. Btc give you earning opportunity But gf give advice. I think all need in a life.

You're probably never going to read this, but:

P.S would have merited the OP for creativity

I'd rather call it "smashing the keyboard".

I'd expand that to uncontrollable spilling all over the keyboard, short-circuiting the motherboard and then catapulting the damn thing through a window.

[Kong Hey Pakboy]

Your SO will be jealous because you didn't give her the adequate attention and you aren't communicating well.

Who the fuck wants a “partner” or “SO”!?

Bitcoin is becoming even more attractive.

That is your choice, I mean if you really love yourself and you are so independent that you don't need to be in bed with someone then good for you. I do want an SO and I don't want bitcoin to be the only reason that I live even if it is attractive, I mean when bitcoin becomes your comfort zone, you eventually have to get out of it to become better, you can't have too much of the good things after all.

[slaman29]

Dude, there is nothing that is cheaper than a gf, but wait til you turn her into a wife, then you will know the true heartpain;) But no sexist, bfs and husbands can be more expensive (not moneywise but in terms of emotional pain!).

The comparison here is btc is better than ANY other forms of money.

[nullius]

Your SO will be jealous because you didn't give her the adequate attention and you aren't communicating well.

Who the fuck wants a “partner” or “SO”!?

Bitcoin is becoming even more attractive.

That is your choice, I mean if you really love yourself and you are so independent that you don't need to be in bed with someone then good for you. I do want an SO and I don't want bitcoin to be the only reason that I live even if it is attractive, I mean when bitcoin becomes your comfort zone, you eventually have to get out of it to become better, you can't have too much of the good things after all.

Perhaps there may be hereby a language barrier.

What I meant was that “SO” is a nondescript, androgynous, inhuman term.  I hate anything called a “partner” or an “SO”.  I want women, in the form of wives, girlfriends, hetaerae, or whores—I want women, damn it!  No “SO”.

Dude, there is nothing that is cheaper than a gf, but wait til you turn her into a wife, then you will know the true heartpain;) But no sexist, bfs and husbands can be more expensive (not moneywise but in terms of emotional pain!).

If that is your worldview, then it is a self-fulfilling prophecy.  For you and for her, too.

[Charles-Tim]

Bitcoin has its use case, while girlfriends also have theirs, but life is money first, while bitcoin is money, but if there is no money, then the thinking will be otherwise.

Btc Only spends on  Transactions fees 8$

It depends, the last bitcoin transaction fee I paid recently was $1.9, and it was during the weekdays, and not longer than 2 hours. If I want the transaction confirmed faster, I can not use more than $4.

[Rikafip]

Warning:  I found this post amusing; it reminds me of old “why beer is better than a girlfriend” lists posted to Usenet.  However, I always do a quick check before raining down plaudits; and I advise caution before laughing too much.  If OP tries to sell you a girlfriend, what you actually receive will probably be an inflatable sheep.

Yep, there used to be quite a few of those "better than a girlfriend" lists for various stuff and the only thing worse than @OP reputation are reactions of people who are taking this seriously and writing stuff like 'worst comparison ever" etc. Smh...

Who the fuck wants a “partner” or “SO”!?

Bitcoin is becoming even more attractive.

I wholeheartedly agree!