I totally love the way OP has personified bitcoin
You have more than 100 million owners.
Seems you are loved by all.
You are a legal tender of a country (El Salvador).
You are a big shot in El Salvador.
90% of Americans have heard about you.
There's room for improvement, like the gospel,everyone has to hear about you.
Your market cap is around one trillion USD (it is close to the biggest companies and only 10 times less than the market cap of gold).
Are you (btc) going to let Old Gold intimidate you into doing less?
Your price has increased about 50 million times (from 0.001 USD to 50 000 USD).
We know teenage age is difficult to make steady decisions, but come on (btc) you gotta set your target up and keep going up, and stop dancing around, you are getting too old for that sh*t.
Not bad for this short time period (3 January 2009 - 3 January 2022).
Yh yh, not bad but you can do better, we are counting on you.
Happy birthday BTC.
from your loving Old Uncle Rruchi man.