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March 27, 2014, 12:21:48 PM
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Other than having narcissistic image of themselves plastered all over the net.... Undecided

Are we just a free meal ticket for house cats? I'd imagine lions and tigers would ripped them to shreds for being slackers....

How is it house cats manage to convince everyone they're smart when they're so hard to train.

Aren't house cats taking advantage of persons suffering from emotional instability?  Huh






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Cats are pretty shit. They don't do anything.

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March 27, 2014, 12:32:50 PM
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They were good at keeping rodents from destroying farms and such. Now they just lay around doing nothing......
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March 27, 2014, 12:34:07 PM
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Cats are very useful. They eat mice, turn them into shit, and bury it in the neighbours' back yard.

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March 27, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
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Cats are very useful. They eat mice, turn them into shit, and bury it in the neighbours' back yard.

I've heard from people they tend to leave them under the sofa haha.

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March 27, 2014, 12:55:18 PM
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Cats killing mice are useful only to those living in rural areas and have something against pesticides.

A mouse trap is a lot more effective than any cat and cost less to maintain. Now, how are cats useful again Undecided
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March 27, 2014, 01:04:16 PM
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lol I love the complaints about cats on this forum most people just keep them as pets and actually depending on the cat they do a good job of keeping away all the critters most of the time, if you want a pet that only needs feeding twice a day and does their own thing the rest of the time then you'll be fine but if you want something that's awfully clingy and constantly needs to be walked or played with then get a dog Tongue

I have two cats and find it hilarious the way people complain about them here Cheesy half the time your pissing them off yourself, they think independently like people, so if you restrict them a lot or pick fights with them then they're going to complain and they'll get especially annoyed when they don't get their food.
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March 27, 2014, 01:18:01 PM
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Are cats used as substitute for children? Couples who are unable to have children usually will adopt pets, preferably dogs though, I guess..... Undecided

Are cats used as a compromise to please our spouse's emotional instabilities Huh
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Are cats used as substitute for children? Couples who are unable to have children usually will adopt pets, preferably dogs though, I guess..... Undecided

Are cats used as a compromise to please our spouse's emotional instabilities Huh

A lot of pets are used for this, especially cats and dogs. People buy them because they're lonely and want the company. They depend on you like kids would. They serve their purpose to the owners.

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March 27, 2014, 01:39:14 PM
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Maybe we cant help but serve cats? That way the real puppet master can carry on.  Cool


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Maybe we cant help but serve cats? That way the real puppet master can carry on.  Cool


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March 27, 2014, 02:34:59 PM
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I can say a big YESSSSSS to your question,yes cats are useful,for example when I am stressed or angry and I see my cat sleeping in a strange position I instantly smile......also cats absorbs the negative energy in the house.

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March 27, 2014, 02:35:49 PM
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house cats could be useful to help keep bugs out of the house or catch mice

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March 27, 2014, 02:42:00 PM
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Are we just a free meal ticket for house cats? I'd imagine lions and tigers would ripped them to shreds for being slackers....


Well my cat did get me a free meal once, if you're into freshly decapitated mices.

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March 27, 2014, 04:16:22 PM
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A purring cat will lower your blood pressure.
For some people that can literally save their life.
MEOW   Cheesy

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March 27, 2014, 04:23:45 PM
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i don't like cats bcoz they drinks my all milk from my kitchen Sad


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March 27, 2014, 04:26:12 PM
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They were good at keeping rodents from destroying farms and such. Now they just lay around doing nothing......

^^

It's also nice to be attacked by pet requests from my furry friend.  PET ME HUMAN!!!
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March 27, 2014, 04:35:10 PM
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People who don't like cats have never had a good one.
Start with a kitten and treat it really nice.....Oops
Don't let it get too spoiled.   Cheesy

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March 27, 2014, 04:50:44 PM
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People who don't like cats have never had a good one.
Start with a kitten and treat it really nice.....Oops
Don't let it get too spoiled.   Cheesy

If you're thinking on adopting a kitten, please see this: http://9gag.com/gag/aAYZRG9
Older cats need love too, and give back as much as kittens Smiley

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March 27, 2014, 05:28:22 PM
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There was a popular book round here called '101 uses for a dead cat'

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