Any business where today you launch, tomorrow you begin making profit...?

[Broly46]

...unless you are working online or you are the only person in that environment you do your business...

A niche business? A bad idea I think.

...promos will help people know you and that which you are marketing but all these can't be done in just one or two days...

If I can't make profit in one or two days, what is the point to even try? You got to know every business have to make a quarter report on their financial standing, a quarter report is required every three months, or a total of four report in a year. We are running out of time quickly to make more profit.

...How is it possible that you set up a business today and begin to make profit...

You expect business do not make money until some miracle hit the market and all of a sudden the business begin to make profit? A windfall sort of miracle?

...there is no such business in life only in the spirit world...

Spirit world? How can we literally get near to it?

...there is no legal business because even a casino business needs reputation which...

Casino is indeed booming industry that has never ceases to exist, it root from ancient age and still booming in modern age.

...at what point have you started a business?...

Let's see, when the timing is perfect, time in market beat timing the market. The timing is always cyclical and predictable.

...If you really want to do something, you'll find a way...

I'm not against a piece of wisdom but this is a advice given to the people who willing to work hard, and work very hard until the end of their life, also work hard in the and finally have nothing to show to their kids. Always cherry pick on whose you get the advice from. I find it is better to do nothing under today unprecedented market conditions.

...missed out on the superb opportunity presented to you by your friend. Perhaps both?...

I don't think I got missed out on anything. That is why I decline the offer. But I'm curious what might be the catch here. Perhaps an idea from some PUA or motivational books??

...But even that won't guarantee profits the next day. Success doesn't always happen overnight...

Well, I think born rich is clearly how you get rich inmediately. When you born in a rich family, it is an instant rich the moment you born.

[Litzki1990]

We are generally in business for profit. One of the reasons for investing so much money is to earn more money from investing money. Every business will show you the possibility of money income but no business will guarantee you money income. So we have to invest money in business with risk. If we want to invest money today and get profit tomorrow, we need to start the business of daily necessities, in which if you buy the product today, you can sell that product tomorrow and you can make a profit by selling that product. Digital marketing also has such advantages. If you are a freelancer then you can invest money on day one and earn money from day two. Before investing money we must be sure which business we are good at, we should invest money in the business we are good at.

[Rruchi man]

Any business where today you launch, tomorrow you begin making profit...?

It is hard to start a business and immediately recording profit, unless it is a business that you did not have to invest any of your money into making it work.

Most businesses that start up, usually have a calculation of the amount of money that was invested to start the business and how long it will take them to recoup their capital. Until their initial capital is gotten back, they do not consider any money they make as profit.

 

I also only want a business that is profitable as soon as I form it legally, register the entity, file for licensing, any paper work, legal business by laws (no selling weeds or explosive).

Even in selling drugs and explosives, you will need capital to invest in buying the drugs and explosives that you intend to sell.

The only business I have reasoned that is easy to start and the person who starts it can easily start making profit is Prostitution. Prostitution is both a male and female business. It is a legal business in some countries and it does not require any serious investment because no matter how you present yourself as a prostitute, you will be appealing to someone who is willing to give you money in exchange of sex.

[Faisal2202]

Send me your TG id so we could discuss this business that is going to make a profit for 999 years consistently hehe I mean that was some next-level phishing attempt and it really was coming from your friend I mean your friend must be sitting in bad company. I think you should teach him even in the short or long trade risk involved and there is no such business in the world other than running International banks or companies that would generate you a steady source of income but still those platforms could also go bankrupt.

[tjtonmoy]

Every investment carries risks. And in business, you make both profits and losses. You are not immune to it. And if you never make any losses in business, that's not a business. So the first thing you need to do is create a mindset where you can take a loss and walk it off. Move on to the next part, not stay in the past or regret what is gone and never coming back. This is what you need if you want to do business.

The next thing is, you can not hope for profits overnight. Everything takes time. There is a process that everything follows in business. If that does not happen, your business won't be a success. Don't hope for profits the next day. Sometimes it takes weeks, months, or years.

Lastly, you need to understand your surroundings and environment. Based on this, you can choose what kind of business you are going to do. Demand and supply is the key to a successful business. I like to play safe, so here's what I will do if I were to open a business. Dry food items are the best to start from. Food is a thing that everyone needs on a daily basis. We need it in order to survive. So the demand will remain high with this. Dry food items are easy to store and for a longer period of time.

In any situation or environment, we all need food. So this is a great business startup. Sell more with less profits, not the other way around. This will ensure long-term business growth and more profits. If this helps, let me know.

[inthelongrun]

You're a weirdo. Your topics are odd. So is there even a business that guarantees to be smooth sailing like there is no risk? You don't want to sell weeds so I assume you're not high either. So is there even a company that existed for 999 years without experiencing a change of ownership?

The most realistic business I can think of wherein you will possibly earn income right on the opening day is the food business. The food business has a huge margin of profit and it could be long-lasting if managed well including the ability to innovate over the years.

[Broly46]

...sell lemonades and that's for sure gonna give you profit by the time you've started...

Very basic business idea, I think it is very good idea too, I'm always wondering why there isn't a company in S&P500 that is based on selling lemonades.

...it takes time for the actual huge profit...

So there is actual growth going on, an organic growth, growing consumer base and profit. Interesting!

...The sad thing in making a business is that you don't get result quickly...

Not to mentions nearly 90% of all startup failed within one year too. Either swim or getting sinked into the sea.

...try to sell some food or make your own car as a delivery courier...

Honestly the idea seem good, but to execute such idea to achieve a very good result gonna be very difficult.

...I will run that business now, not to tell it for you...

That must be very shady, and not allowed to be known by many.

...ask a loan and don't want to pay it back...

You can count on how bad thing can get without a black and white agreement, it happens all the time in business too, boss stealing, doing insider trading, wash trading etc.

...take time to become popular and make profit except the illegal one...

May be consult a lawyer, and look for one business that is borderline legal, but not illegal by laws, just within the thin line between legal system.

...Are you in search of get-rich-quick...

Well, a business have to get rich quick. Or we would be better off to just a nine to five for typical working for money.

...if such a business exists...

It definitely existed. Over and over again, have you not heard of "Once In A LifeTime Opportunity" story?

...what one will be recording is expenses...arrange the space...get all documents and licensing done...through sone kind of online marketing... cost you time and money...

Well, it is challenging to make business. Because today we would required more and more steps to get into the business, I can't imagine people begin to moving to online to make business, not for the last 50 years ago btw.

...you can go into the oil business...it's profitable to some point...

I wouldn't think I have a doubt on it. Btw oil are usually govt monopoly, a usual common man is very unlikely to get their hand into it and share some of the profit.

[Rengga Jati]

Any business where today you launch, tomorrow you begin making profit...?

A friend of mine asking me a business idea, and he told me it is a big profit business idea, I'm missing out for not entertaining his advice! He told me everything would be smooth sailing, and very big profit too.

Every business must have a certain process, especially this is the first start of starting a business. Nothing will be very smooth, today will be launching and tomorrow you will get big profits. Everyone definitely wants that. But we realize, there will be no guarantee that our business will become like that, very quickly. especially if it's a business starting from 0, it won't be that easy, mate. There will be a process to go through, there will be moments where you will feel up and down in a very short time. sometimes even failure after failure will continue to follow, even though you have tried to manage the business as well as possible.

Except, if you don't start from 0.
In the sense that when you have a lot of money, create a new business where you yourself already have channels of people or many parties, so you can immediately have customers or many attractive people around you. And, this also will not guarantee 100%.

Or, it could also be a franchise business model. but make sure that the franchise that you are following is one that is really solid and has proven profits. This might happen because after all their management and marketing are big and good, and there is already high trust from consumers or users in the franchise. Usually, it will be easier to earn profits, because after all, franchises, will help for promotion, to notify customers that they can be closer to reaching them.

[Distinctin]

It’s always known to us that any business in the market has its own risk, that is why even if we’ll anticipate it’s profitability, but no one can guarantee if it’s going to happen or not. Therefore, it’s hard to expect quick profits in every business, otherwise you will fall in the traps of scammers if your mindset is like that. Business is like a plant, once you start planting it, it will grow on its own but it will die on its own too. However, if you have carefully plan it’s growth and put a lot of efforts to make it work, then like a plant, it will also blossom into a very beautiful one, like a very profitable business that comes from your sweat and hardwork just to make it work and progress.

[JoyMarsha]

OP it seems like I have found out the kind of business you are looking for(to start up a business today, the next day you will begin to see profits in it). That business is hawking bottled water or drinks from one place to another. I hope you have the strength for it because the hawking business is not for lazy people that want quick or easy money without working hard for it. This one you ought to work and stress yourself out to be able to have your daily profits. I am sure you can do it, to curb around places, telling people to patronize you

The level of your profits in the hawking of bottled water or drinks will depend on how people patronize you. I wish you luck in it. Hahahaha

[Hamphser]

Any business where today you launch, tomorrow you begin making profit...?

A friend of mine asking me a business idea, and he told me it is a big profit business idea, I'm missing out for not entertaining his advice! He told me everything would be smooth sailing, and very big profit too.

Let's be enterpreneur and make this a mind your own business (MYOB)

I also only want a business that is profitable as soon as I form it legally, register the entity, file for licensing, any paper work, legal business by laws (no selling weeds or explosive).

So the business should be: today I officially launch it, the next day, profit start rolling in, and it would last eternally, the income stream keep coming for the next 999 years, and it would be suffice to self sustain, self reliance include financing every operational cost by itself, and only happy ending. Not a single bad ending.

btw, no selling snake oil. Must have actual product, or service that is consider perishable. Also no to the Elon Musk's infamous tweets "You can sell stock you don't own, short selling is legal only for vestigial reason" bullshit or etc.

No business guarantees an instant profit. Most businesses that make such promises are scams and fraudulent schemes. Starting and growing a business requires financial, human, and time resources. Stock or crypto traders might make fast money, but it takes a lot of time to learn and gain knowledge about the market for you to succeed. You have to also note that every business must face several challenges that it must overcome to succeed. Don't just look at the glory of profits of some businesses you see, many of them went through many hard times. Read the stories of most of these successful business executives and learn from them. Anybody that informs you that the business will be smooth and easy is not telling the truth. If you are always driven by quick profit, you will constantly be a cheap victim of scams and Ponzi schemes.

Exactly, unless if its illegal then for sure it would really be having that profits tomorrow but since we are talking about legal aspects then we know that any business doesnt really ensure about profits and this is something that should be bare up in mind. There's no way that you could be able to assure whether you are making profits or not because everything would really be entirely

be depending on the demand and recognition of the people around. This is why its impossible that people could really be able to generate income directly or profits in their first day on running a business. Come to think that we do still need to reach out that ROI before we can say that we are already in profits. I cant think off of anything which is really that connected into it
and this is why its better for OP to tell his friend at least on making use of their common sense. If there are things like these then majority of us would really be
starting with that kind of business too. 

[Viscore]

It’s like you are living in a fantasy mate. No business can ensure quick profits after you have started launching it. In fact, it’s even more susceptible to losses than be in profits. But if you know how to strategize your business and put all your best abilities and skills into it, then expect that it will never end up in bankruptcy, but it will grow and soar like a very profitable masterpiece.

[serveria.com]

...No business guarantees an instant profit...

A business has to make instant profit or it would quickly goes bankrupt. A business that make instant loss should not even make sense to work on it.

Actually, that's not true. I've started at least a handful of different businesses and none of them was profitable straight away. You need to keep on investing in marketing etc. Of course, you can launch a business which can be profitable straight away: like, for example, utility services like plumber, electrician etc. You just need to buy some tools, possibly a truck and have some knowledge or hire someone who can work for you.

[serjent05]

One type of business that can be profitable as soon as you start it is a service based business. By providing services such as consulting, freelance writing, graphic design or tutoring you can start earning income right away. With minimal startup costs & a focus on leveraging your skills and expertise you can quickly attract clients & generate profits. Building a solid reputation & delivering exceptional service will be a key to sustaining & growing your profitability in the long term.

That still takes time because you need to have a client for this, except you have a ready client to service upon registering your business.  the only business I think that can give you profit the next day all the requirement is done is through sales.  And the most ideal is food sales.  But it was removed because of the restriction given by @OP (no perishable goods) .

That is so lame because one of the booming industries even today is the food industry.  You can open a street food cart and start earning the moment you open your stall.  

OP it seems like I have found out the kind of business you are looking for(to start up a business today, the next day you will begin to see profits in it). That business is hawking bottled water or drinks from one place to another. I hope you have the strength for it because the hawking business is not for lazy people that want quick or easy money without working hard for it. This one you ought to work and stress yourself out to be able to have your daily profits. I am sure you can do it, to curb around places, telling people to patronize you

The level of your profits in the hawking of bottled water or drinks will depend on how people patronize you. I wish you luck in it. Hahahaha

This is also a profitable business but I think @OP won't consider this because bottled water is also perishable goods.  

[AmoreJaz]

...No business guarantees an instant profit...

A business has to make instant profit or it would quickly goes bankrupt. A business that make instant loss should not even make sense to work on it.

Actually, that's not true. I've started at least a handful of different businesses and none of them was profitable straight away. You need to keep on investing in marketing etc. Of course, you can launch a business which can be profitable straight away: like, for example, utility services like plumber, electrician etc. You just need to buy some tools, possibly a truck and have some knowledge or hire someone who can work for you.

one thing though are those sidewalk vendors, but if you are up to it. they will buy their things today and the next day, they are already making profit. what you can do if you are not the type of person to do such job, is hire people to do this, the capital is yours and for sure you will have profits if you find the right things to sell, food etc. and with good foot traffic you can easily earn daily profits.
but if you will look at other businesses, they are not instant. it would take time, business permit alone and other doc reqmts. so you need to check your priorities here and financial capability before venturing one.

[macson]

Usually, service businesses give you a fairly fast turnover of money, such as car wash, food & beverage, game equipment rental or laundry, the point is that you also have to be able to do market research to determine which potential businesses you can do to make quick profits.

Apart from business ideas, another very important thing is your business capital, even though it is not recommended to take out a loan to start a business, but if you are sure of the sustainability of the business that you are about to start, borrowing money will not be a problem, just how do you manage your finances!

[lixer]

Let's be enterpreneur and make this a mind your own business (MYOB)

I also only want a business that is profitable as soon as I form it legally, register the entity, file for licensing, any paper work, legal business by laws (no selling weeds or explosive).

So the business should be: today I officially launch it, the next day, profit start rolling in, and it would last eternally, the income stream keep coming for the next 999 years, and it would be suffice to self sustain, self reliance include financing every operational cost by itself, and only happy ending. Not a single bad ending.

A profit is what you earn on top of your investment, and you definitely know that you can't start a business without any investment or capital. So, when you invest money into a business, no matter what it is, you can't start getting a profit the next day because even if your business starts running pretty well just after the launch, it will still only be collecting the money you've invested, once you reach ROI with the business, that is when you start earning profits.

If you consider trading a business, you might be able to achieve that through trading, but it is definitely not going to be self-sustaining or self-reliant since you will need to manage everything manually every day. However, it can serve the purpose of providing you with profits just the next day if you know how to do it properly.

[michellee]

There is no way to profit quickly because everything has to go through a process. Even if you sell something illegal, you won't be able to get a profit first because you have to return the capital first and calculate how much the expenses are. Then you can calculate how much the profit is.

But you can benefit from a food business such as selling fast food that can attract buyers. They will buy at your outlet if you can provide a variety of modern menus, especially for young people.

If the profit was from yesterday's sale, it could be a temporary profit. You still need to calculate yesterday's expenses. Then you can find out what the temporary profit is. But you also have to remember how much initial capital is to open a food business so that to get a profit, it will take maybe one year, we can only find out. But maybe someone knows more about this.

[Husires]

If the business is not profitable, it will not continue, as the trade is based on making a continuous profit that makes it expand and thus continue with it, but making the business continue to make a profit has become a profitable business. Ideas are many and there are always opportunities, whatever the market condition, but are you ready to seize it? all chances.
The higher your education, the greater your skills, the greater your relationships and your ability to access information, the easier and more profitable trade will be. then even if the business is a failure, you can turn it into success.

[mindrust]

You can have a business like that if you own a physical shop in a crowded area of the city. Otherwise It is pretty hard to have a business that’s going to print money immediately. You can rent a shop near the beach and sell sun creams for example. I am pretty sure that is going to work well. If you want to work online, that’s another story though. Maybe you can follow the same idea on the internet too… You can buy an instagram account with lots of followers and promote your products there… If your followers are interested in these products, some of them will want to buy it.