Any business where today you launch, tomorrow you begin making profit...?

[Bitco55]

Any business where today you launch, tomorrow you begin making profit...?

A friend of mine asking me a business idea, and he told me it is a big profit business idea, I'm missing out for not entertaining his advice! He told me everything would be smooth sailing, and very big profit too.

Let's be enterpreneur and make this a mind your own business (MYOB)

I also only want a business that is profitable as soon as I form it legally, register the entity, file for licensing, any paper work, legal business by laws (no selling weeds or explosive).

So the business should be: today I officially launch it, the next day, profit start rolling in, and it would last eternally, the income stream keep coming for the next 999 years, and it would be suffice to self sustain, self reliance include financing every operational cost by itself, and only happy ending. Not a single bad ending.

btw, no selling snake oil. Must have actual product, or service that is consider perishable. Also no to the Elon Musk's infamous tweets "You can sell stock you don't own, short selling is legal only for vestigial reason" bullshit or etc.

If there is a business idea of such nature , do you think anyone would be poor or broke ? I really do believe if you want constant profit for the next 999 years or so, you should learn a high income paying skill.  Everything good takes time.

Unless... I think I just thought about something for you .
Buy oil (or something that's abundance in your country) and sell it to a country that doesn't have much of it. Accept Bitcoin, and it'll be nicer if their currency has value.

[slapper]

Any business where today you launch, tomorrow you begin making profit...?

A friend of mine asking me a business idea, and he told me it is a big profit business idea, I'm missing out for not entertaining his advice! He told me everything would be smooth sailing, and very big profit too.

Let's be enterpreneur and make this a mind your own business (MYOB)

I also only want a business that is profitable as soon as I form it legally, register the entity, file for licensing, any paper work, legal business by laws (no selling weeds or explosive).

So the business should be: today I officially launch it, the next day, profit start rolling in, and it would last eternally, the income stream keep coming for the next 999 years, and it would be suffice to self sustain, self reliance include financing every operational cost by itself, and only happy ending. Not a single bad ending.

btw, no selling snake oil. Must have actual product, or service that is consider perishable. Also no to the Elon Musk's infamous tweets "You can sell stock you don't own, short selling is legal only for vestigial reason" bullshit or etc.

I'm not familiar with your country, so I can't speak to how things operate there or how you run your business, but I don't think there's a quick business ensure that you can launch and start making profit right away, no matter how the business you want to start, before you launch it, you need to find a customer who will need the specific product you are about to sell. This will make it easier for you to get customers and sell your products. It is not possible to simply launch a business and hope that customers would come in without first telling them what you are selling. It's likely that you may come across businesses someone is doing around your environment and still doing good, but the profits will not start rolling immediately. Be patient; this may take a few weeks, because i haven't seen any businesses start up quickly and making profits.

What if there's another way to succeed besides customer-first? Consider that many great firms started with products, not customers. Unknown requirements or desires were used to create demand. It's amazing how the mind doesn't realize its wants unless supplied with a solution. This is innovation's core. Entrepreneurs may shape new markets by questioning the standard, right?

Yes, instant profitability is rare, but isn't it possible? Businesses that are unique or necessary might grow quickly. Understanding potential clients' deeper motives and unmet wants is crucial, right? Creating the future can be the best way to forecast it, despite appearances. The human mind adapts quickly to new answers. Wouldn't understanding and guiding consumer behavior be as important as identifying needs?

[Broly46]

... And the most ideal is food sales...start earning the moment you open your stall...

Yeah, food is the life, water is wet!

...bottled water is...

water is wet, bottled water is wet! What could goes wrong?

...started at least a handful of different businesses and none of them was profitable...

You would have to cope with the loss at your own expense, e.g. take the money from your piggybank to cover the loss. I can say the amount must be very small ranging hundreds to thousands dollar which is easy to cope with, imaging having to cope with loss up to billions per quarter, a high profile business could not survive even a few months of constant loss making, they would begin to downsizing, (banking industry having to laying off employee recently).

...keep on investing in marketing etc...

Double down on the losing endaevor? That is a heroic move you have set yourselves into, how naive.

...sidewalk vendors,...they are already making profit...hire people to do this...

Very typical joke I like it, how to not make thing work!

...it would take time, business permit alone and other doc... financial capability before venturing...

You make it sound like having a job interview, what is that? It sound shady AF, having to pair bonding with some stranger who want to know your location, your saving, your parent name, your grandma, your pet, your kids, sound like they are trying to extort money from you??? Is it very shady? To extort gullible guy of their wealth? I'm scared I'm calling the cops and lawyers.

...service businesses give you a fairly fast turnover...car wash, food & beverage... rental or laundry...

How about service of usury loan provider? It is solid fast money maker!

...very important thing is your business capital...take out a loan...

So now it quickly turn to textbook business plan all over again, honestly doing this sound SHADY AF, btw taking all this loan is perfect way to ensure rich get richer, I love guy who keep making the rich get richer, they are so naive and obedient it sound unreal!

...invest money into a business, no matter what it is...

So you can be rich doing anything you want? Jack of all trades? Just learn to code and be set for life. It is shady af tbh.

...serve the purpose of providing you with profit...

That is sweet! Even in the recession money keep rolling in! Profit keep rolling, life getting better and better, can buy fast car fast house and fast woman from the big fat profit and have many little kids, happy ending forever!

...even if you sell something illegal...

Truth be told, shady business is 100% guarantee profitable, yup, it is a failproof walled garden unfair advantage, rich guy has constantly profit of shady AF business, selling ICBM to conflict zone, nuclear bomb, gun and bullets, because all of this facilitate killing another decent guy and loot their money. But it is a priviledge to the rich guy, if you start making bomb you get caught and thrown to jail.

...selling fast food...

Out of hundreds and thousands of option, idk why would guy insist on just foods, are you out of option in life? It is the only desperate option you can think of with your limited knowledges?

[Charmekkd]

Any business where today you launch, tomorrow you begin making profit...?

A friend of mine asking me a business idea, and he told me it is a big profit business idea, I'm missing out for not entertaining his advice! He told me everything would be smooth sailing, and very big profit too.

Let's be enterpreneur and make this a mind your own business (MYOB)

I also only want a business that is profitable as soon as I form it legally, register the entity, file for licensing, any paper work, legal business by laws (no selling weeds or explosive).

So the business should be: today I officially launch it, the next day, profit start rolling in, and it would last eternally, the income stream keep coming for the next 999 years, and it would be suffice to self sustain, self reliance include financing every operational cost by itself, and only happy ending. Not a single bad ending.

btw, no selling snake oil. Must have actual product, or service that is consider perishable. Also no to the Elon Musk's infamous tweets "You can sell stock you don't own, short selling is legal only for vestigial reason" bullshit or etc.

In my opinion, building a business now and making money in the future is just a saying or a term. Because just think about what business you can build one day and the next day you can immediately make money. If it's a small scale business, there is. Such as making cakes, chips and/or snacks. Because these goods can be traded directly. But unfortunately this business cannot continue in the long term. Because people will definitely get bored if the trade route is only around their hometown. Maybe if the trade scale was wider, such as between cities, it could definitely be made into a long scale. But here we are talking about the context of a business that is created in one day and can immediately make money. Meanwhile, to be able to create a business on a large scale such as between cities, one day will definitely not be enough to be able to build the business.

[angrybirdy]

Any business where today you launch, tomorrow you begin making profit...?

A friend of mine asking me a business idea, and he told me it is a big profit business idea, I'm missing out for not entertaining his advice! He told me everything would be smooth sailing, and very big profit too.

Let's be enterpreneur and make this a mind your own business (MYOB)

I also only want a business that is profitable as soon as I form it legally, register the entity, file for licensing, any paper work, legal business by laws (no selling weeds or explosive).

So the business should be: today I officially launch it, the next day, profit start rolling in, and it would last eternally, the income stream keep coming for the next 999 years, and it would be suffice to self sustain, self reliance include financing every operational cost by itself, and only happy ending. Not a single bad ending.

btw, no selling snake oil. Must have actual product, or service that is consider perishable. Also no to the Elon Musk's infamous tweets "You can sell stock you don't own, short selling is legal only for vestigial reason" bullshit or etc.

In my opinion, building a business now and making money in the future is just a saying or a term. Because just think about what business you can build one day and the next day you can immediately make money. If it's a small scale business, there is. Such as making cakes, chips and/or snacks. Because these goods can be traded directly. But unfortunately this business cannot continue in the long term. Because people will definitely get bored if the trade route is only around their hometown. Maybe if the trade scale was wider, such as between cities, it could definitely be made into a long scale. But here we are talking about the context of a business that is created in one day and can immediately make money. Meanwhile, to be able to create a business on a large scale such as between cities, one day will definitely not be enough to be able to build the business.

We all know that there's no permanent business nowadays, Business owners needs to go along with the trend that's why they need to be innovative so that their customers will not get bored. Here in our country there's a stable traditional business that will cost you a small capital at first and that's what we called "Carinderia"- A type of eatery, It is very popular business here because it provides affordable home-style meals to a customers and it will give you a profit in the long run especially if you build your own customers and you location is in the right place.

[bayu7adi]

I think the actual problem here is the scale of the business being targeted by you. If the business operates on a small scale, it's certainly possible to start making money the next day when the business begins today. However, it's important to understand that even small scale businesses require a considerable amount of time to reach the level of a large scale business. A mature strategy and ongoing maintenance are essential halfway through the journey, meaning there will be times when the business takes a temporary break.

IMO... businesses with instant results are challenging to sustain over the long term. Perhaps that's what makes me skeptical about this.  You can launch a business that is instantly profitable, but it will be challenging to sustain.

[DabsPoorVersion]

I think the actual problem here is the scale of the business being targeted by you. If the business operates on a small scale, it's certainly possible to start making money the next day when the business begins today. However, it's important to understand that even small scale businesses require a considerable amount of time to reach the level of a large scale business. A mature strategy and ongoing maintenance are essential halfway through the journey, meaning there will be times when the business takes a temporary break.

IMO... businesses with instant results are challenging to sustain over the long term. Perhaps that's what makes me skeptical about this.  You can launch a business that is instantly profitable, but it will be challenging to sustain.

And what kind of business is it that can give you an income the next day? I think all the businesses can not only to those small-scale businesses. However, this kind of setup on business is bound to fail sooner or later. In business, you have to have a solid plan which takes a lot of time and effort. Businesses that have tried to launch right after building the idea on a single day commonly stop the business right after it was launched. The reason is because they have realized that they need a lot of things to consider.

Even the long-term planned business can sometimes fail the business and stop it. What more to those businesses that do not have a solid business plan? The possibility of it closing immediately is high and will only lead to failure.

[boty]

And what kind of business is it that can give you an income the next day? I think all the businesses can not only to those small-scale businesses. However, this kind of setup on business is bound to fail sooner or later. In business, you have to have a solid plan which takes a lot of time and effort. Businesses that have tried to launch right after building the idea on a single day commonly stop the business right after it was launched. The reason is because they have realized that they need a lot of things to consider.

Even the long-term planned business can sometimes fail the business and stop it. What more to those businesses that do not have a solid business plan? The possibility of it closing immediately is high and will only lead to failure.

Of course, in building a business you must have careful planning and it requires a lot of capital to be able to build a business without good planning, of course the capital we use to build the business will not be able to make a profit, when a business is running well, of course they have made a good plan so that their business can survive and be able to make a profit, but sometimes the process of getting a profit for each person who builds a business is different from other people, some need a long process before they can get a profit and there are also those who In just a few months they can make a profit from the business they built.

[Broly46]

...profitable from the next day, it's break-even that can't be achieved in a day...a cofee hop in which...

I think I want both profit and break-even in a day, even Apple CEO shun having unsold inventory and outright calling it a toxic in balance sheet.

...too much time in mining and crypto and have lost a bit of touch with reality...

I'm glad it is just a bit of touch, I'd imagine when we can be completely lost touch, to see the reality quickly turn into dust, just like bubble popping.

...for most of the views above the business would be bankrupt...

All I know every single business existed today would go broke eventually, there is none that can survive up to 100 years, even the bluechip in the stock market goes broke in less than 10 years, every currency too have an average life cycle of 200 years top before they eventually got replaced by another regime and fancy currency, look at how many times Yuan has been displaced with newer and fancier digital Yuan currency in less than 100 years.

...Gary Vee...car garages sale...pick up items ... bargains it for a few bucks...

Ohhh, I know guy who named Gary, he must be nice and soft spoken guy. So he has been busy doing his job, I hope he is doing well.

...having patience are vital to achieving success...

Yup, there is even a calculated equation to SUCCESS! It is patience = success.

...realistic approach...building profit over time... not just looking for immediate return...venture can be challenging...

IKR just like starting a family, having a wife and having many little kids, it took delication and time and efforts.

... many people... without bring aware of the difficulties and challenges...

Many people are gullible guy, it can be said too after seeing how many guys send their life saving to be defraud, to the ftx exchanges, they don't even think twice before making the move.

...requires patience, investment, and risk taking...to never give up...does not guarantee success...requires creativity, problem solving, and smart financial management...

Now that looks like job interviews ads, or a dating apps ads where folks are looking for candidates with 999 qualities, to be qualified to the job, also to be allowed to date this girl and swipe right.

...You wanna go home big quickly? Try go and do big things...

Lmao, that is YOLO. So you are telling folks to go fast house, fast car and fast woman, go BIG and live the BIG dream, just like the American Dream!

[moneystery]

don't mean to teach you or give you advice, but i am a businessman, even though my business is small, it is still a business. in business, there is no instant process my friend, everything requires a process, starting from filling out documents, location and market analysis, contacting suppliers, suitable branding, product prices, workers' wages, unexpected costs, and many other things. even when the business is operational, there are still problems that make your business not run smoothly as you planned and sometimes make you crazy.

so when you ask about the idea of a business where today you launch, tomorrow you start making profit, i also want that business if there is someone here who can give me the idea and elaborate on it with me. because there really isn't a business like that! even shady businesses are still difficult to run and get profits quickly, let alone regular businesses.

[AnonBitCoiner]

There is no guaranteed business which you start today will give you Profit tommarow because every business contains profit but every business also contains some risk and for minimising risk there requires some time. Sometimes people will offer you business opportunity that is will gives 100% sure profit but actually such business does not exist anywhere and such people are not able to trust.

First you will think that how to familiarize your business after that number of costumers will decide about the success of your business. I think if a person has no idea of how to carry out business then he should first initiate small business, a person will continuously see ups and downs in every business and learning from it will help him to make his business an ideal business.

[southerngentuk]

While there are businesses that can generate profits almost immediately, these opportunities often come with significant risks and may not be sustainable in the long run. Businesses that thrive solely on riding trend waves often lack a solid foundation and are susceptible to becoming obsolete as trends fade.

Sustainable business success requires a well-defined strategy, a clear understanding of the target market, and a commitment to innovation and adaptability. While initial losses are often inevitable during the early stages of business development, these losses should be viewed as investments in the company's long-term growth.

Businesses that prioritize long-term growth over immediate profits are more likely to establish a strong reputation, build a loyal customer base, and weather the inevitable storms that come with any business venture.

[erep]

don't mean to teach you or give you advice, but i am a businessman, even though my business is small, it is still a business. in business, there is no instant process my friend, everything requires a process, starting from filling out documents, location and market analysis, contacting suppliers, suitable branding, product prices, workers' wages, unexpected costs, and many other things. even when the business is operational, there are still problems that make your business not run smoothly as you planned and sometimes make you crazy.

so when you ask about the idea of a business where today you launch, tomorrow you start making profit, i also want that business if there is someone here who can give me the idea and elaborate on it with me. because there really isn't a business like that! even shady businesses are still difficult to run and get profits quickly, let alone regular businesses.

You are right, the dream of having an instant profit business is just a fantasy because there is no such business and if there were an instant business then everyone would buy business ideas and concepts in the hope of getting instant profits, the fact is that business related processes require planning and require patience to build a business and Your business product must be able to compete with other businesses.

I have never heard of a business for instant profit anywhere, so don't expect such a business and there is nothing related to online business either. However, you must have a mentor to prepare a business plan and determine the strategic location for your business location. The activities of the two activities above will take weeks, so there is no instant profit business.

[gunhell16]

In any form of business, you can really get a profit as long as you know how to manage it correctly and are serious with your knowledge, because it is not possible if you are only serious and then you have no knowledge of the business you entered.

Because if you don't know anything, find out because it's necessary in business; you need to be persistent, and you have a reason why you need to succeed in the business you built. And that reason is that you must have a goal and a vision, and when you achieve that, it is a good testimony in the history of your life.

[shawonngp]

I don't know about such quick profitable business in online, It's impossible making profit today launch and profit will come after one day, business are not guaranteed even in short term, But i can share another business idea with you, if you can do street hawker or  street foods business then you can expect good profit everyday.

[oktana]

Based on a few experiences, businesses that you invest today and it starts giving you profit tomorrow are businesses that the profit is little to nothing (at least compared to how much used to set up the business). Before the average legit business gives so much profits, it most likely that the business has been there for a long time because in the business, the customers (or whatever) wouldn’t know you in a day, different stages will take different time. Unless you’re asking for something illegal which I don’t support. 

[BabyBandit]

It's one thing that will bring an income the day after you created it and will steady give you an income every month. But it also cost alot to start. It's something we all need and will visit for the rest of our life's. Food stores, a well reputable franchise company and find yourself a good location where its no or not so good food stores and you are home. Just sit back and smile. It's so obvious so almost nobody thinks of it but damn its so good money in that business and it runs itself more or less.

[junder]

And what kind of business is it that can give you an income the next day? I think all the businesses can not only to those small-scale businesses. However, this kind of setup on business is bound to fail sooner or later. In business, you have to have a solid plan which takes a lot of time and effort. Businesses that have tried to launch right after building the idea on a single day commonly stop the business right after it was launched. The reason is because they have realized that they need a lot of things to consider.

Even the long-term planned business can sometimes fail the business and stop it. What more to those businesses that do not have a solid business plan? The possibility of it closing immediately is high and will only lead to failure.

Of course, in building a business you must have careful planning and it requires a lot of capital to be able to build a business without good planning, of course the capital we use to build the business will not be able to make a profit, when a business is running well, of course they have made a good plan so that their business can survive and be able to make a profit, but sometimes the process of getting a profit for each person who builds a business is different from other people, some need a long process before they can get a profit and there are also those who In just a few months they can make a profit from the business they built.

In my opinion, everyone should think about it and consider it carefully and thoroughly to start a business. Because of course they start a business to make a profit so they have to plan something good in order to make a profit in the future. And also they have to manage it well in order to make a profit, by managing it in a disciplined manner such as on income and expenditure that must be considered because this is very important for the business being run, because if not paid attention to properly of course there will be a big difference between these two things that might not make sense.

Starting a business means that we will open a new day, so it is not trivial to start a business and also they must know how or steps to take when they are in trouble or risks that are happening,  by considering it at the beginning before starting a business. The time of development of the business can be seen with us who manage it if we manage it well maybe with a fast time it can generate profits, there are also many things that must be considered. So there are all considerations as long as we are consistent in running it I think it can be done in order to produce a profit that is certainly expected by every businessman. Just believe the effort will not betray the results.

[Dewi Aries]

In any form of business, you can really get a profit as long as you know how to manage it correctly and are serious with your knowledge, because it is not possible if you are only serious and then you have no knowledge of the business you entered.

Because if you don't know anything, find out because it's necessary in business; you need to be persistent, and you have a reason why you need to succeed in the business you built. And that reason is that you must have a goal and a vision, and when you achieve that, it is a good testimony in the history of your life.

Someone who wants to start a business must certainly learn every aspect related to the business he will run. Because the business he runs must have its own risks, so they have to learn what he wants to do to deal with the risks that exist later, most people fail to run their business because when they experience problems but they cannot handle it properly, so they end the business they run. Well this should not happen with new people who want to start a business. So learn every thing related to the business so that it can run well.
If they open a business but don't know what's what, I think they are just wasting money, because it's like fighting but not knowing what they are fighting for. After all, in a business of course there will be many obstacles that must be faced, so the business that he runs should be managed properly so that it can generate profits.

[angrybirdy]

In any form of business, you can really get a profit as long as you know how to manage it correctly and are serious with your knowledge, because it is not possible if you are only serious and then you have no knowledge of the business you entered.

Because if you don't know anything, find out because it's necessary in business; you need to be persistent, and you have a reason why you need to succeed in the business you built. And that reason is that you must have a goal and a vision, and when you achieve that, it is a good testimony in the history of your life.

Someone who wants to start a business must certainly learn every aspect related to the business he will run. Because the business he runs must have its own risks, so they have to learn what he wants to do to deal with the risks that exist later, most people fail to run their business because when they experience problems but they cannot handle it properly, so they end the business they run. Well this should not happen with new people who want to start a business. So learn every thing related to the business so that it can run well.
If they open a business but don't know what's what, I think they are just wasting money, because it's like fighting but not knowing what they are fighting for. After all, in a business of course there will be many obstacles that must be faced, so the business that he runs should be managed properly so that it can generate profits.

Building your own business needs an intensive and careful planning as this is not just a simple venture, you need to calculate risk and everything that involves in your preferred business to put up. You need to be physically, mentally and financially prepared because entering business world revolves about financial matters, so in order not to waste your money on it, much better if you're fully ready and you have a capacity to handle it well even with or without co-owners.