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March 31, 2014, 08:12:20 PM
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this reminds me of a movie "boiler room" about stock brokers, here is the quote:

Greg Weinstein: Now there's two rules you have to remember as a trainee, number one, we don't pitch the bitch here.
Seth Davis: What?
Greg Weinstein: We don't sell stock to women. I don't care who it is, we don't do it. Nancy Sinatra calls, you tell her you're sorry. They're a constant pain in the ass and you're never going to hear the end of it alright? They're going to call you every fucking day wanting to know why the stock is dropping and God forbid the stock should go up, you're going to hear from them every fucking 15 minutes. It's just not worth it, don't pitch the bitch.


LOL, I remember that part!  Cheesy Cheesy
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March 31, 2014, 08:24:55 PM
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Just picture your wife with Michael Richards' face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMdyWJ0-zc
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March 31, 2014, 08:26:43 PM
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(since the price is continuing to plunge) My wife thought its a waste of money and a bad investment - "See! I told you, you didnt listen to me!" Im gonna be stubborn and still HLOD! My gut feeling its gonna spike in few months and hopefully, my wife is WRONG and start smiling when she sees the price going up and strong!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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March 31, 2014, 09:05:02 PM
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My wife encouraged me to buy more. I <3 my wife  Kiss

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March 31, 2014, 09:11:33 PM
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(since the price is continuing to plunge) My wife thought its a waste of money and a bad investment - "See! I told you, you didnt listen to me!" Im gonna be stubborn and still HLOD! My gut feeling its gonna spike in few months and hopefully, my wife is WRONG and start smiling when she sees the price going up and strong!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Buy her a book on investments. Tell her not to nag about it until she finished the book. There is no way you can get through to her. Just like you telling her she doesn't need new pairs of shoes.
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March 31, 2014, 09:20:25 PM
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My wife said: Chinese are lying, Buy ! (not fake)
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March 31, 2014, 09:31:53 PM
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Hehe... this tread is funny!

You guys really have to listen to your wife's nagging?
After all... it's your money!

Certain budgets come from both sides (groceries / mortgage / house expanses, etc), but i guess BTC investment is not part of it! Or is it? : )

We both have separate BTC investments and i do what i think is best (HODL), and she does what she thinks is best (HODL when going up and bitfash.com when going down)  Grin Grin Grin

Joke aside: i get 100% support regarding btc and that is a very nice and pleasant feeling. Thanks baby  Kiss
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March 31, 2014, 09:33:02 PM
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the proper response is: "Shut up and get back in the kitchen."

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this, show her who's the boss once and for all.
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March 31, 2014, 09:39:45 PM
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You made a poor choice. If you let her have her way, an even poorer one.

Look inside yourself, and you will see that you are the bubble.
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March 31, 2014, 10:30:24 PM
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Put something in her mouth that will keep her quiet ...lolz


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March 31, 2014, 10:32:46 PM
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If your wife complains about your investing, the proper response is: "Shut up and get back in the kitchen bed."
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March 31, 2014, 10:35:42 PM
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My wife's only complaint is that I didn't buy nearly enough of them for $3 each.  She does'n bat an eye when I buy more now.

The best thing I did was set her up with a wallet with 1 BTC in it.  Now she watches it go up and down with me.


The other best thing we did was to invest half our money together and invest the other half separately.  Her quarter is in bank mutual funds, mine is in bitcoin and ETFs, and neither of us complains.

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March 31, 2014, 11:28:00 PM
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I have the opposite problem.  Bitchick is an uber-bull. 

Of course, you all know that already.

True.  Smiley  I think I am a Bitcoin Hoarder!  That is worse than a hodler I believe.


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April 01, 2014, 12:00:47 AM
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I have the opposite problem.  Bitchick is an uber-bull. 

Of course, you all know that already.

Both of you still owe me something.

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April 01, 2014, 12:07:33 AM
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I have the opposite problem.  Bitchick is an uber-bull. 

Of course, you all know that already.

Both of you still owe me something.

You predict BTC will become worthless.
Why suddenly you want something that will become worthless?
If they truely own you something that is worthless, they really don't own you anything.
Am I right or not?

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April 01, 2014, 12:51:23 AM
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My girlfriend was working as banker. At the beggining she found all the bitcoin jazz as a nerdy game. Currently her wallet is 3x mine!  Grin Grin Kiss

My parents are the next ones I'm going to 'brainwash' (for their benefit!)  Grin Grin

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April 01, 2014, 01:03:49 AM
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like my mum lol.....

Apparently $20 wire transfer fee to mt gox is too expensive to buy a few cheap bitcoins. that was at $2.

I finally bought in at $100 and shes been very quiet since.

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April 01, 2014, 01:19:09 AM
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I have the opposite problem.  Bitchick is an uber-bull. 

Of course, you all know that already.

Yeh, you should listen to her.  Wink

Mine's like ,
bitcoins down - sell it quick
or
bitcoins up - cash it in so we can buy x

then i remind her it was MY inheritance and she walks off quietly.  Grin

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April 01, 2014, 01:28:34 AM
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I have the opposite problem.  Bitchick is an uber-bull. 

Of course, you all know that already.

Both of you still owe me something.

Why?  I don't gamble and I don't remember promising anything?

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April 01, 2014, 01:31:31 AM
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Hey, what about the fact that bitcoin is also morally superior to fiat??

  Using bitcoin is the right thing to do, and if everyone believes that, bitcoins value will shoot up!

It's because of people selling for fiat that the price goes down...

  Do the right thing and you will prosper- the crooks only look like their doing good for a while... what goes around comes around.
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