PBMining 2TH/s Giveaway (Labour day Tournament)

[CrackedLogic]

This is possibly the most badass giveaway here.
And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry number: 33
Pbmining customer no. :2788

My joke:
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.

[Findus]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Customer #: 13517
Entry #: 61


A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a pig in the front seat.
"What are you doing with that pig?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo."
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the pig again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over.
"I thought you were going to take that pig to the zoo!"
The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

[feedo]

Customer #:  13522
Entry #:  66


And this little piggy went hashing!




Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.

[Muhammed Zakir]

Wow! Its very great service from you. 
Kindly,
        Muhammed Zakhir

[btcmner]

Funny idea ! 

"... and this little piggy went hashing !"



(that little brat is so kawaii ! )

C.N. #9803
Entry 29

[xeannox]

"And this little piggy went hashing!"

#: 12310

66


How many blondes do you need to fix a lightbulp? 5 - 1 to hold it and 4 to turn the table she stands on.

[beast0]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry Number: #22
PB Number: #4275

Chuck Norris steps on a Lego block, the block bricks.

[dbshck]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Customer #: 13645
Entry #42

Q: What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A: A Referee.
thanks!

[gongomanny]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry #77
Customer #8813

Heard this joke today: Family is having a breakfast and the older daughter starts: "It's time, I told everybody, I'm lesbian"
Younger daughter: "yeah, me too"
Father: "do you mean to tell me no one in the family likes good old dick?"
Son: "I do, Dad."

[Zyborg]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry #87!
Customer #: 2735



A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a pig sitting next to him.
"Are you a pig?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?" The pig replied, "Well, I liked the book."

[StinkyS4L]

Customer #: 3966
Entry # 13

    


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I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.

[bumblebeee]

"And this little piggy went hashing!"

Entry #25
customer#14379

Joke:
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

[agoraadnim]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry: #14
PBM customer ID: #9576

Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig?
A: Pulled-Pork

[gsr18]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Customer#: 10817
Entry#: 79

[dumbdragon]

"And this little piggy went hashing!"

Entry #44
Customer#14408

Joke:
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

[testcoin]

Customer #: 14470

Entry #: 25

And this little piggy went hashing!




Joke here:

A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.
His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.

Thank you 

[mrhelpful]

"And this little piggy went hashing!"

Entry #43
Customer#113


The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

[aboo]

"And this little piggy went hashing!"

Entry #12

Customer#14502






Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

[squall1066]

"And this little piggy went hashing!"

Entry 13

Customer #: 4436

A joke? really? from me? OK then, but dont moan about it  

In the winter a man says to his wife: "Should we get the pig inside, it is freezing out there." "But it stinks", says the wife to which the husband replies: "He will get used to it!"

[young3dvard]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry #74

PBM customer ID #9080


You should always give one hundred percent at work:
10% at Monday, 20% at Tuesday, 40% at Wednesday, 20% at Thursday and 10% at Friday