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June 13, 2014, 12:51:44 AM
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Customer #: 14630
Entry#: 55
And this little piggy went hashing
Joke: A crab walks into a bar with a woman on his back. Barman asks "what's with that chick on your back?" Crab replies "oh that Michelle"
(Aussie joke)
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patricktim
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June 13, 2014, 10:22:48 AM |
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And this little piggy went hashing! entry # 74  |
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bangi
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June 13, 2014, 06:50:44 PM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing!" Entry #29 Customer#14698  Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven. |
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Harderfaster
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June 13, 2014, 07:56:32 PM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing"
Customer #: 6203
Entry #: 89
A man was walking down the street with a pig under his arm.
I asked: "Where did you get that?"
The pig replied: "I won him in a raffle!"
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magnet007
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June 14, 2014, 12:36:04 PM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing"
Customer #: 5674
entry:42
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deepbones
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June 14, 2014, 03:26:46 PM |
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And this little piggy went hashing! Entry number: 41 Customer number: 13236 Son: "My math teacher is crazy". Mother: "Why?" Son: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3+2."  |
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serje
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June 14, 2014, 03:33:29 PM |
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reserved
will come later and enter here all the necessary details!
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Space for rent if its still trending
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techgeek
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June 14, 2014, 05:09:01 PM |
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"And this little piggy went hashing!" Entry #22 Customer#14829 Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."  |
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lovewiki
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June 15, 2014, 03:48:53 PM |
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Customer #: 14946
Entry #: 39
And this little piggy went hashing!
JOKE:
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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sukamasoto
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Black Panther
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June 15, 2014, 06:53:26 PM |
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And this little piggy went hashing sukamasoto Customer #: 5034 entry # 16 joke: why piglets running look down.? because he had embarrassed the mother pig: p  |
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mahowi
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June 16, 2014, 01:16:43 PM |
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And this little piggy went hashing!  Entry #: 49 Customer #: 4175 Q: How do pigs write top secret messages? A: With invisible oink! |
DRK: Xeojbw5gDNtvCbUK7VXaDqfyNU29ahqavB
BTC: 1K5hJ1wiRJ9mAWwn9pLzjst18jTa1benHT
LTC: LiUgyndo4sibahGEyuw8ymphciaq7tbS9a
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masonbtc
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June 16, 2014, 02:22:19 PM |
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And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #: 13598
Entry: 43
Joke: What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig!
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keating
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June 17, 2014, 10:41:57 AM
Last edit: June 17, 2014, 11:25:32 AM by keating |
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end on Labour day ?
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keating
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June 17, 2014, 11:25:19 AM |
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And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry #: 27
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
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Nawaytes
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June 18, 2014, 02:56:55 AM |
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And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry : #51
Customer : #9284
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurrassic Pork
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jaydenH
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June 18, 2014, 10:02:40 AM |
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And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry number: 18
Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!
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Umer
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June 18, 2014, 12:00:36 PM |
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And this little piggy went hashing! Enty Number : 49 Customer number: 7702  Cutest Proposal - A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home. & Asks , "Do U Belive In Love At First Sight Or Should I Come Back Again.." LOL! |
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kained
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June 18, 2014, 12:14:22 PM |
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Posting this here from the PBMINING thread to make sure I'm entered.
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #12133
Entry #24
(This joke is going off memory from a long time ago)
A man who had only one great skill in life was looking for work. He went to the job office and was asked, "What can you do?" "I can build a bloop machine", he declared. "A bloop machine?" Believing this to be a highly advanced machine of importance, the job office clerk said "You'll need to go to the government; Department of Energy".
The man went to the Department of Energy and met a clerk there. "What can you do?" "I can build a bloop machine", he replied. Believing this to be a highly advanced weapon, the clerk said "You'll need to to the military".
And so the man went to military recruitment where he met an officer. "What can you do?" asked the officer. "I can build a bloop machine". Believing this to be a weapon for ships, the officer told him to go to the Navy.
He went to the navy where he met another officer. Again he was asked what he can do. Again he replied that he can build a bloop machine.
The officer was about to send him off, when a Captain had passed, over-hearing. Believing that the bloop machine could put them ahead of all of their enemies, the Captain put the man to work. "You'll work on my battle ship! We'll give you all the resources and all the time you need!" The man agreed, beginning his work immediately.
The man worked alone, hidden in a room behind an iron door, and when people passed they heard ceaseless clanging and banging. Days passed and he was tireless, his meals were brought to him, endless materials were brought to him. Weeks passed, and there was not a peep from the man, never leaving his room. Months passed. And still the man worked without pause, only the sounds of clanging and banging, banging and clanging, all day everyday. Years passed. The crew grew more and more curious. "What is it?! What's he building in there?" But the captain insisted the man was not to be disturbed. Larger and larger portions of the navy budget were placed on the project as the man needed more and more materials. A decade passed. Finally, the man alerted a guard outside that he was ready.
The Captain alerted everyone; everyone stood on deck, as the man came from out of his room. His beard reached his toes, his face covered by his hair. He pushed with all his strength rolling a large, metal pig, covered here and there with holes, rolling it onto the deck. People stood back and gasped at the immensity of the object. The Captain was astonished; it must be a new type of bomb, the size of it would blow a hole through the Earth. The man rolled it onto the edge and to everyone's surprise he pushed it off the ship.
As it sank into the water, it went bloop bloop bloop
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sillywhim
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June 18, 2014, 04:26:15 PM |
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And this little piggy went a-hashing!
Customer #: 11928
Entry #: 14
I have 1140GHash on your ponzi investment system.
"I'll huff and puff till your door breaks down!" cried the Wolf.
"...did you bring any BEANS?" wondered the Piggies.
TO BE CONTINUED
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zakoliverz
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June 20, 2014, 08:06:17 AM |
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Entry#: 88
And this little piggy went hashing
Q: What has fangs and webbed feet?
A: Count Duckula
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