PBMining 2TH/s Giveaway (Labour day Tournament)

[connorcameron]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry #35

Q: Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
A: Because he could really spike the ball!

[tsoPANos]

Customer #: 15648
Entry # : 21

And this little piggy went hashing.




Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a little sty.
Then you d better buy a little pig!  

[savill]

Entry#: 13

And this little piggy went hashing

Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!

[chanz]

Entry : 38

Joke : So a woman walks into a bar with her goose and gets a drink, moments later after being there a drunk man walks up and asks her : "Where did you get that Pig" and She says : "I'll have you know this is a goose" and the drunk man says :" I know, I was talking to the goose!"

And these little piggies went hashing!

[KIRAZ]

Entry : 28

And this little piggy went hashing.

Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
 Kids: Meat!
 Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
 Kids: Bacon!
 Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
 Kid: homework!!!

[rarkenin]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry 95, customer number 14973.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch!

From a Japanese car rental brochure:

"If passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigor"

[Ardenyham]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry 14
Customer number 9088


Some fun:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters: Well, I guess we answered that question !

[EcuaMobi]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Customer #: 15950
Entry #: 59 (EcuaMobi)

A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "Pig!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies with "BITCH!"
They each continue on their way, as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

[RobJod]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Customer Number: 736
Entry Number: 94

MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

[Armed]

Customer #: 2735
Entry #: 14

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

[LYCAN]

Customer #16131

Entry # 35

And this little piggy went hashing!


What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

[rapsaodan84]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Customer #: 16213
Entry #: 95

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a pig sitting next to him.
"Are you a pig?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The pig replied, "Well, I liked the book."

[ielcl]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry #38

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

[siennamar]

Entry#: 19

And this little piggy went hashing


Q: What has forty feet and sings?
A: The school choir!

[ellet]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry #52

Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggercise!

[glas7]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry #71
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

[ABitNut]

"And this little piggy went hashing!"

PB Mining customer #16287
Entry #12

There are only 3 things hard in programming; naming things and off-by-one errors.

Cheers 

[emmaq]

And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry number: 58
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.

[pittman]

And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry number: 75


Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the New York Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts!

[pabpete]

And this little piggy went hashing

Entry #:75

Customer #: 8946


What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need oinkment, and for bird flu you need tweetment!