what is the first question you would ask, if you met Satoshi Nakamoto?

[JorgeStolfi]

"If I were to ask you whether this is a question, would you answer No?"

[BitcoinMillionaire]

"Did you invent Bitcoin to impress the Girls?"

[defaced]

I just want to know his favorite food.

[cuddaloreappu]

"Did you invent Bitcoin to impress the Girls?"

So you mean to say satoshi is a teenager, at a high school

[Bit_Happy]

What is your opinion about an "extremely controversial" hard fork to take back the coins that Mark/Gox stole?
It sets a horrible precedent, but we 'cannot let him get away' with such a huge crime.
Can your wisdom create a "one time exception" to the rules?

[2dogs]

What is your opinion about an "extremely controversial" hard fork to take back the coins that Mark/Gox stole?
It sets a horrible precedent, but we 'cannot let him get away' with such a huge crime.
Can your wisdom create a "one time exception" to the rules?

Good question, but then, some say the same for the confiscated SR coins by the IRS?

EDIT:  WWSD? (What would Satoshi do?)

[ajareselde]

I would prolly tell him to keep quiet if he wants to stay alive,
and then i would kidnap him, and keep him prisoner until he gives me control over all of his wallets .. atleast im honest..

[Daniel91]

I would ask him what about his vision behind Bitcoin, his long term plan and goals?
I would like to know if he is content with the progress of Bitcoin until now?

[Chef Ramsay]

I would ask him if he's set aside a stake in BTC to form a PAC to help Rand Paul win the presidency.

[Canie]

what caused him to create it, and how the idea came from

[TheButcher88]

I would ask him what are his thoughts behind the creation of Bitcoin.

[Bit_Happy]

What is your opinion about an "extremely controversial" hard fork to take back the coins that Mark/Gox stole?
It sets a horrible precedent, but we 'cannot let him get away' with such a huge crime.
Can your wisdom create a "one time exception" to the rules?

Good question, but then, some say the same for the confiscated SR coins by the IRS?

True re: Silk Road being similar.
I know it's a "horrible" idea, but if Satoshi says OK.... 

[dontbugme]

How much LTC you own?

[Bit_Happy]

Satoshi: Would you like me to buy you a Pizza?





Edit:

I would personally ask; Would you buy a pizza for 10,000 BTC?

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LOL

FYI: I "searched" and found your post after I created this one.....very funny.  

[Nerazzura]

Satoshi: Would you like me to buy you a Pizza?





Edit:

I would personally ask; Would you buy a pizza for 10,000 BTC?

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LOL

FYI: I "searched" and found your post after I created this one.....very funny. 

if you will give it for free or paid with satoshi very expensive?haha

[Bit_Happy]

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if you will give it for free or paid with satoshi very expensive? haha

Satoshi would qualify for a "half-price special" only 5,000 BTC.

In case anyone doesn't know about the historic Bitcoin Pizza:
On ~ Mar 26, 2013:
"This Pizza Cost $750,000"
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/this-pizza-is-worth-750000
and later the same year:
The Bitcoin Pizza Purchase That's Worth $7 Million Today ...
http://www.forbes.com/sites/ericmack/2013/12/23/the-bitcoin-pizza-purchase-thats-worth-7-million-today/

[Meuh6879]

i don't want meet 50 humans.




 

[CasinoBit]

Do you even lift bro? 

[JorgeStolfi]

"When is your new revolutionary cryptocoin coming out?"

[franky1]

the first question, should any smart professional and not greedy people should be asking is

"Hi, How are you?"

the second question, should any smart professional and not greedy people should be asking is

"would you like to sit down? while i order us some coffee"

the third questions, should any smart professional and not greedy people should be asking is

..............